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Mariel · 30th May 2002, 08:19 PM

...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!"

...if your Jedi robe is camouflage.

...if you have ever used your light saber to open a
bottle of Bud Light.

...if your X-Wing is primer-coloured.

...if you know what Ewok tastes like.

...if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front
yard.

...if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them
dadgum skeeters!"

...if wookies are offended by your B.O.

...if you have ever used the force while fishing
and/or bowling.

...if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut
and you have to get in through the window.

...if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good
handle on how to treat the chicks.

...if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your
father... and your brother!"
:rolly2:

Jedispara · 30th May 2002, 08:31 PM

lol... where did you think that up?

Mariel · 30th May 2002, 11:39 PM

it was an email joke sent to me
:blpaw:

Jedispara · 31st May 2002, 02:34 AM

lol. its really good!

Dave · 31st May 2002, 02:36 AM

Do you mind if I move it to the Star wars forum, it needs the extra posts!!!

Bayleaf48 · 31st May 2002, 08:44 AM

Sure is good & I'm afraid to ay that i can answer a fair few of them as yes, so I guess that I'm a jedi. :erm: :errrr:

Mariel · 31st May 2002, 06:52 PM

I don't mind, go ahead Dave
:blpaw:

Dave · 1st June 2002, 02:17 AM

I've moved it.

I've tried to make up some more, but failed I'm afraid.

Anyone else?

Bayleaf48 · 1st June 2002, 12:43 PM

Failed at what Dave? :erm:

My sister's also a jedi too & she's got several of htosd toy lightsabres in her room :eek4: , infact one of every sort that you can get! :eek7:

I've got one also in my room that looks abit like the one Kyle Katarn had left to him by his father Mrgan Katarn in the early part of 'Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight'. :blush:

Jedispara · 1st June 2002, 04:35 PM

lol, that would be a great lightsaber!

Bayleaf48 · 1st June 2002, 05:06 PM

I know :rolly2: , but have managed to get one as close to it as I possibly can though! :rolly2: :rolly2:

My sister's even got Darth Maul's lightsabre! :eek4: :eek7:

Jedispara · 1st June 2002, 05:46 PM

ohhh cool!

Bayleaf48 · 1st June 2002, 06:22 PM

At the moment she keeps all of them in their boxes on top of her wardrobe :erm: , but plans to have them displayed one day in a rack of some sort. :eek4: :errrr: :eek7:

Jedispara · 1st June 2002, 08:23 PM

lol... ya... those will be really worth alot if you wait and don't open them!!! $$$$$

Bayleaf48 · 2nd June 2002, 03:54 PM

She's not interested in how much they're worth in years to come :coolorang , just hasn't got any where to be able to display them at the moment & once she has, they'll soon come out of the boxes.

30th May 2002, 08:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mariel I teach, therefore I rule Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 558	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi! ...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!" ...if your Jedi robe is camouflage. ...if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. ...if your X-Wing is primer-coloured. ...if you know what Ewok tastes like. ...if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front yard. ...if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters!" ...if wookies are offended by your B.O. ...if you have ever used the force while fishing and/or bowling. ...if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. ...if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good handle on how to treat the chicks. ...if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your father... and your brother!" :rolly2:

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30th May 2002, 08:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jedispara Creative Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,889	lol... where did you think that up?

30th May 2002, 11:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mariel I teach, therefore I rule Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 558	it was an email joke sent to me :blpaw:

31st May 2002, 02:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jedispara Creative Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,889	lol. its really good!

31st May 2002, 02:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,780 Blog Entries: 1	Do you mind if I move it to the Star wars forum, it needs the extra posts!!!

31st May 2002, 08:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 2,980	Sure is good & I'm afraid to ay that i can answer a fair few of them as yes, so I guess that I'm a jedi. :erm: :errrr:

31st May 2002, 06:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mariel I teach, therefore I rule Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 558	I don't mind, go ahead Dave :blpaw:

1st June 2002, 02:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,780 Blog Entries: 1	I've moved it. I've tried to make up some more, but failed I'm afraid. Anyone else?

1st June 2002, 12:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 2,980	Failed at what Dave? :erm: My sister's also a jedi too & she's got several of htosd toy lightsabres in her room :eek4: , infact one of every sort that you can get! :eek7: I've got one also in my room that looks abit like the one Kyle Katarn had left to him by his father Mrgan Katarn in the early part of 'Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight'. :blush:

1st June 2002, 04:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jedispara Creative Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,889	lol, that would be a great lightsaber!

1st June 2002, 05:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 2,980	I know :rolly2: , but have managed to get one as close to it as I possibly can though! :rolly2: :rolly2: My sister's even got Darth Maul's lightsabre! :eek4: :eek7:

1st June 2002, 05:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Jedispara Creative Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,889	ohhh cool!

1st June 2002, 06:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 2,980	At the moment she keeps all of them in their boxes on top of her wardrobe :erm: , but plans to have them displayed one day in a rack of some sort. :eek4: :errrr: :eek7:

1st June 2002, 08:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jedispara Creative Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 1,889	lol... ya... those will be really worth alot if you wait and don't open them!!! $$$$$

2nd June 2002, 03:54 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 2,980	She's not interested in how much they're worth in years to come :coolorang , just hasn't got any where to be able to display them at the moment & once she has, they'll soon come out of the boxes.