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Diamond9697 · 3rd June 2002, 07:34 PM

...if there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

...if you use your lightsaber to pick your teeth.

...if at least one section of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.

...if you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

...if your master/mentor ever said "Hey, pull my finger..."

...if you lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.

...if your father said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

...if you use your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

...If you wonder why Luke and Leia never got married

Jedispara · 3rd June 2002, 08:20 PM

lol, those are pretty good!

Mariel · 4th June 2002, 12:23 AM

LOL, I liked the last one :lol:
:blpaw:

Dave · 4th June 2002, 01:37 AM

You think that Hank Williams Jr. is a Jedi Master.

You say, "These are not the beers you are looking for," at Mos Eisley's Bar.

You dismiss that "Disturbance in the Force" as last night's baked beans.

You are constantly mistaking your old R2 unit for a beer keg.

Jedispara · 4th June 2002, 03:53 AM

that last one is good!!!!

Mariel · 4th June 2002, 03:14 PM

:lol: those are good Dave, I liked the second one :lol:
:blpaw:

Dave · 4th June 2002, 04:00 PM

None of the droids you own work.

You make moonshine on a real moon.

Diamond9697 · 4th June 2002, 09:21 PM

...if you consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.

...if you've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.

...if you've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.

...if Sandpeople back down from your mama.

Bayleaf48 · 5th June 2002, 09:30 AM

All are very good & still both my sisiter & I on plenty of them now! :rolly2: :blush:

HeyLynny · 2nd July 2002, 05:22 AM

These are hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bayleaf48 · 2nd July 2002, 08:40 AM

I know & very good too!

HeyLynny · 2nd July 2002, 05:52 PM

I e-mailed this thread to a friend of mine. He loved it too!

Bayleaf48 · 3rd July 2002, 08:58 AM

I'm glad about that

Dave · 8th September 2002, 02:51 AM

...You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

...You have bantha horns on the front of your Land Speeder.

...You have a confederate flag painted on the hood (bonnet) of your Land Speeder.

...You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

...You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial break.

Tabitha · 8th September 2002, 03:12 AM

...If you find out Leia is your sister, and you STILL want to romance her.

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3rd June 2002, 07:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	...if there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. ...if you use your lightsaber to pick your teeth. ...if at least one section of your X-Wing is Bondo colored. ...if you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. ...if your master/mentor ever said "Hey, pull my finger..." ...if you lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit. ...if your father said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot." ...if you use your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. ...If you wonder why Luke and Leia never got married

3rd June 2002, 08:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
Jedispara {IPPH} Trade CO Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,890	lol, those are pretty good!

4th June 2002, 12:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mariel I teach, therefore I rule Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 560	LOL, I liked the last one :lol: :blpaw:

4th June 2002, 01:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,429	You think that Hank Williams Jr. is a Jedi Master. You say, "These are not the beers you are looking for," at Mos Eisley's Bar. You dismiss that "Disturbance in the Force" as last night's baked beans. You are constantly mistaking your old R2 unit for a beer keg.

4th June 2002, 03:53 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jedispara {IPPH} Trade CO Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,890	that last one is good!!!!

4th June 2002, 03:14 PM	#21 (permalink)
Mariel I teach, therefore I rule Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 560	:lol: those are good Dave, I liked the second one :lol: :blpaw:

4th June 2002, 04:00 PM	#22 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,429	None of the droids you own work. You make moonshine on a real moon.

4th June 2002, 09:21 PM	#23 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	...if you consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper. ...if you've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent. ...if you've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI. ...if Sandpeople back down from your mama.

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Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 3,126	All are very good & still both my sisiter & I on plenty of them now! :rolly2: :blush:

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HeyLynny Explorer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: New York Posts: 621	These are hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 3,126	I know & very good too!

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HeyLynny Explorer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: New York Posts: 621	I e-mailed this thread to a friend of mine. He loved it too!

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Bayleaf48 Hero Of Time Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Barnstaple, North Devon Posts: 3,126	I'm glad about that

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Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,429	...You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." ...You have bantha horns on the front of your Land Speeder. ...You have a confederate flag painted on the hood (bonnet) of your Land Speeder. ...You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. ...You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial break.

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Tabitha Save Angel! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,638	...If you find out Leia is your sister, and you STILL want to romance her.