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Old 27th June 2002, 09:17 PM   #61 (permalink)
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62) Alternatively, you have 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' written on your door.
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Old 27th June 2002, 09:21 PM   #62 (permalink)
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63) You have to cross a mountain to get to school/work/whatever... and you're late because the mountain doesn't like you, of course!
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64) The blessing of Elves and Men and all the free peoples is with you.
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65) There is a staged re-enactment of the Fellowship meeting Galadriel on top of your stereo speakers with little models.

66) After finding friends who had only seen the film, you proceed to delivery the Council of Elrond properly: with each part in a different voice, word perfect, whilst they stand watching, stunned.

And then ask you questions....
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67) You make weeny models of the fellowship out of plastecine and squash boromir into a mushy brown colour when he dies.
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Old 29th June 2002, 08:53 PM   #68 (permalink)
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68) You are posting in this forum (duh!)
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68a) ...or moderate this forum...
68b) you're jealous of the people who moderate this forum ..... (ok this prolly applies only to me again...)
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Old 4th July 2002, 12:18 PM   #75 (permalink)
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My, my you guys have increased the number quite a bit.

70)You start counting down until ROTK is released on DVD and video.
71)You refuse to acknowledge that the actors aren't really the characters.
72)While watching the movie you take notes on the scenes that would be good to "deface".
73)You wrap your food in leaves thinking it will last longer.
74)You get all these from your everyday life.
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