Where in the Galaxy would you want to send your ex/enemy/boss?

[darth_katyrine]

Where in the Star Wars Galaxy would you want to send your ex/enemy/boss? Or just pick one for fun! (Please post why!)

(Had to put it here because the poll didn't want to work.)

Would it be;

Saarlac Pit on Tatooine?
Dune Seas on Tatooine?
The desolate plains of Hoth?
The Death Star under Vader's imprisonment?
The Arena on Geonosis?
The depths of Coruscant? (Where no natural light shines.)
Dagobah (after Yoda's death)?
Other (please specify)?

[Hypes]

There are no plains on Hoth, you know. Hoth was filmed on Finse, Norway, and take it from me: you'd be hard-pressed to find a plain of any size there.

[SDNess]

Snowy "plains"

I send here: The Death Star under Vader's imprisonment

Mwaha.

[polymorphikos]

Dagoba. I'm not cruel, so I'd like to give the person a chance of survival, but I think fifty years of malaria and swamp-monsters is a fine punishment.

[I, Brian]

Hi darth_katyrine, and welcome to the chronicles-network!

As for bosses - well, I don;t have one - unless you count partner and kids. In which case, if I really wanted to get one back on them all, it would have to be a visit to chewbaccas quarters after he'd had a good sweaty run around.

[Adm. Meltan Hralg]

Hello there...



nice funny topic here...albeit a little silly but who cares...being my own boss and having parted amicably with all of my former romantic acquaitances I just have one candidate for this kind of 'punitive trip' BUT...being him a dude I do REALLY hate (Last words he ever heard from me were: 'get ONE MORE TIME IN MY SIGHT and I swear you'll wake up with AT LEAST one less intact bone in your body...' and I never saw him again, really...) I have two options, each equally unpleasant.

-The spice mines of Kessel (ok we never see them but given what C3PO says
while the Tantive IV is being boarded they must
be quite an awful place....)

-The refining/processing plants of Ylesia
This is for those familiar with A.C. Crispin's trilogy about the 'adventures
of young Han Solo' (ok, ok, the actual title is different)...those books are
easily the BEST ones in the expanded universe literary milieux...and I am no
fan of novels about main saga carachters...mark my words!
I consider Zahn's books to be an unbearable load of bantha phuddu (how
can you licence a 'hard' SF writer to create something about Star Wars?
Star Wars is fantasy disguised as science fiction, Star Wars is Space
Opera...it has much more in common with John Carter of Mars than with
Asimov or Heinlein!)...and btw I consider silly to write things about 'what
happened to our main guys after Endor....' that's a major error...no matter
how good the writer may be (and many are slightly more than paper
crappers) no-one will manage to create greater challenges than the ones
they braved in the filmic saga...so, why bother? On the contrary I like very
much works about 'new' carachters in the SW universe....gosh...there is a
GALAXY out there! Or even ones about minor figures.
Crispin's books however are an exception and for those not yet having read
them...go check them out...BTW Ylesia is a planet where a relative race
of the Hutts keeps scores of 'pilgrims' enslaved much like weird sects do
in our real world, 'brainwashing' them in subservience through a 'hokey
religion' and the fact that a brash and hotheaded Han ends up there does
much to explain his contempt for Obi-Wan's description of the force while
on course for Alderaan....;-)

Ok enough ranting for now,

See you in space,

Admiral Meltan Hralgo.

[Morning Star]

Honestly? The depths of Jabbas rectum.

[Adm. Meltan Hralg]

Hey....ok that Jabba is rather a large dude but it has to be a real tiny enemy of yours to fit in there...let's say no larger than a jawa...


...do you have many midget-sized opponents/rivals?

;-)))

tee-hee,

Admiral Meltan Hralgo.

[Morning Star]

If only they were Jawas...

Tight fit eh? All the better.