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MsGudBod · 1st January 2002, 01:37 PM

Title: “New Year ?”
Type: Quick Joke
Disclaimer: The small reference to the one character in my brief and small attempt at humor for the first time this Year of 2002, is made out of deep respect, but unfortunately he does not belong to me he is the property of MGM Stargate SG-1 television productions. And for my biggest joke, no money was made or ever will be made from the brief ravings of my mad mind rants about any of said copy written characters.
Author: Msgudbod
(I have two weeks off and I am hoping to use them productively. Criss Cross will be finished on this break. Anyone interested can find it in Andromeda fan fic section.)

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The cool linen sheet slithered to the floor. The shadowy figure in black lace stood to her feet and eyed the tall ebony hued stranger standing at the foot of the bed.
“Hello, beautiful. Did you sleep well?” came the honeyed voice of the tall dark stranger.
“Yes” came the expected reply. “ Did you sleep at all?”
“No, but I have sufficiently completed my Kel Nareem.”
“Kel Nareem?” She thought to herself. “What is he talking about? Am I in the twilight zone?” Shaking the eerie feeling of foreboding off, she deferred to her first compulsion, which was to touch those rippling waves on his lower torso. She almost melted, like an ice cream cone on a hot Coney Island day. They felt like smooth steel wrapped in warm silk. Gazing up into his brown eyes “I could have sworn I saw fireworks last night.” She said in her sexist voice or so she hoped.
“Of course you did dear, it was the neighbors kids blasting off firecrackers to celebrate the ringing in of the New Year.” Came the dash of cold, water reply from the not too tall, slightly balding man with the more than ample mid section.

Now, didn’t you just know that it was just a dream. So cruel is the subconscious. Just, my brief way to roll in the New Year.

Happy 2002! And may it be filled with lots of love and laughter.

skydiver · 2nd January 2002, 02:59 AM

LOL....you had me going there for a minute. makes me wanna crawl back into bed and see if the dream comes back

MsGudBod · 2nd January 2002, 06:46 PM

I'd strangle the pillows to get that one back. LOL

coffeecup · 3rd January 2002, 12:07 AM

:hjbigeyes :freak4: My dear MGB, at first I thought you were "peeping" in my windows and I was going to called the police :angryfire: until I finished reading the rest of the story :blush: you had me worry for a minute

MsGudBod · 3rd January 2002, 04:14 PM

Oh, no Coffeecup.
I wouldn't dream of peeking in your window, I don't think my heart could take it, plus if Teal'c were in there with you I may not pass the age requirement for a X-rated view as I'm sure it would be. LOL:lol: :laugh2: :lol:

:blush:

coffeecup · 4th January 2002, 09:22 PM

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll as long as you weren't peeking, ok.............. one day I will give you pointer on how to please him.............how do you think skydiver and trish knew how to write those stories. :naughty: :naughty:

MsGudBod · 5th January 2002, 03:25 AM

Yes em.
Do I get to practice on him then as much as I like? I mean practice does make perfect you know. LOL

jsc · 16th January 2002, 09:27 PM

Great story.... but your dreams are my reality!

Loved that Tall T turned into a short pugy balding one! Serves you write for writing about MY Man... (Loved it it was a riot! Happy New Year to you.... very late but still meant!:rolly2:

1st January 2002, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,234	Quiche Title: “New Year ?” Type: Quick Joke Disclaimer: The small reference to the one character in my brief and small attempt at humor for the first time this Year of 2002, is made out of deep respect, but unfortunately he does not belong to me he is the property of MGM Stargate SG-1 television productions. And for my biggest joke, no money was made or ever will be made from the brief ravings of my mad mind rants about any of said copy written characters. Author: Msgudbod (I have two weeks off and I am hoping to use them productively. Criss Cross will be finished on this break. Anyone interested can find it in Andromeda fan fic section.) ************************************************ The cool linen sheet slithered to the floor. The shadowy figure in black lace stood to her feet and eyed the tall ebony hued stranger standing at the foot of the bed. “Hello, beautiful. Did you sleep well?” came the honeyed voice of the tall dark stranger. “Yes” came the expected reply. “ Did you sleep at all?” “No, but I have sufficiently completed my Kel Nareem.” “Kel Nareem?” She thought to herself. “What is he talking about? Am I in the twilight zone?” Shaking the eerie feeling of foreboding off, she deferred to her first compulsion, which was to touch those rippling waves on his lower torso. She almost melted, like an ice cream cone on a hot Coney Island day. They felt like smooth steel wrapped in warm silk. Gazing up into his brown eyes “I could have sworn I saw fireworks last night.” She said in her sexist voice or so she hoped. “Of course you did dear, it was the neighbors kids blasting off firecrackers to celebrate the ringing in of the New Year.” Came the dash of cold, water reply from the not too tall, slightly balding man with the more than ample mid section. Now, didn’t you just know that it was just a dream. So cruel is the subconscious. Just, my brief way to roll in the New Year. Happy 2002! And may it be filled with lots of love and laughter.

2nd January 2002, 02:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 2,856	LOL....you had me going there for a minute. makes me wanna crawl back into bed and see if the dream comes back

2nd January 2002, 06:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,234	I'd strangle the pillows to get that one back. LOL

3rd January 2002, 12:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
coffeecup Tealc's baby mommy!!!! Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 531	:hjbigeyes :freak4: My dear MGB, at first I thought you were "peeping" in my windows and I was going to called the police :angryfire: until I finished reading the rest of the story :blush: you had me worry for a minute

3rd January 2002, 04:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,234	Oh, no Coffeecup. I wouldn't dream of peeking in your window, I don't think my heart could take it, plus if Teal'c were in there with you I may not pass the age requirement for a X-rated view as I'm sure it would be. LOL:lol: :laugh2: :lol: :blush:

4th January 2002, 09:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
coffeecup Tealc's baby mommy!!!! Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 531	welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll as long as you weren't peeking, ok.............. one day I will give you pointer on how to please him.............how do you think skydiver and trish knew how to write those stories. :naughty: :naughty:

5th January 2002, 03:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,234	Yes em. Do I get to practice on him then as much as I like? I mean practice does make perfect you know. LOL

16th January 2002, 09:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 4,352	Great story.... but your dreams are my reality! Loved that Tall T turned into a short pugy balding one! Serves you write for writing about MY Man... (Loved it it was a riot! Happy New Year to you.... very late but still meant!:rolly2: