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Highlander II · 6th December 2001, 03:05 AM

Okay - one of the most popular threads in all the fora i visit -- the NID cloning factory -

they're popping up everywhere like strip malls used to ---

so -- for you enjoyment --- the Highlander branch --

you always wanted a Duncan MacLeod or Methos clone, right? well, now's your chance to get one!

Orders shipped - well - really fast ---

operators are standing by --

and we are taking applications for clone testers ---

i'll be handling the Connor MacLeod clones ---

so, yes, that means Methos and Duncan are both up and in need of testers ----

so --- stop on by!! browse the catalog and place your order --

yes - we have the women too -- Tessa, Amanda, even minor and guest characters ------

satisfaction guaranteed ----

and they can be custom made to your specifications -----

so - what are you waiting for??????? a candy-gram??

Analise · 6th December 2001, 06:55 AM

I'll place my order for a Methos clone...

O'course I have too many as it is....

http://www.geocities.com/anyaday/gotmethos.html

Highlander II · 6th December 2001, 07:18 PM

Methos clone on the way ----

enjoy!!!!!

Diamond9697 · 15th December 2001, 12:52 AM

Can I get a Kronos Clone? I have a Methos Muse so I don't really need a clone...but I somehow lost my Kronos Muse so I need a replacement....

Highlander II · 15th December 2001, 04:38 AM

Kronos Clone on the way --

would you like to be the Kronos Clone tester?? these things need to be tested before we ship them you know....

(can't have quality control problems - leads to no more customers)

Highlander II · 26th December 2001, 03:34 PM

anyone else gonna stop in and order?

can't have this thing shut down before it gets going!

btw -- there's a special line of Horsemen out for the holidays -- special low price if ya buy all four!

and you can even opt for the Cassandra clone that goes w/ -- for a special price ----

there's also a Blue Boxer Methos Clone available --- if you wanna take him out in public, you'll have to purchase from one of the clothing lines we offer -- as he only comes clad in the blue boxers --- -

Diamond9697 · 28th December 2001, 04:35 AM

hmmmm...I could test for Kronos....I'm used to homocidal muses so how hard can it be? hmmm....te horseman would be a lot to handle...and I don't want a Cassand...*pauses* wait...maybe I do....go ahead and send me one of those..:evil:

Highlander II · 28th December 2001, 04:41 AM

okay - so that's one set of the Horsemen w/ Cassandra ---

no - i don't wanna know ---- just take your clones --

Morrigan · 28th December 2001, 07:53 AM

Send me one Methos to add to my ever-growing collection of clones. Perhaps he can get together with my SG-1 clones and play out "Changing of the Gaurd" for me (you know ecolea just put out part 4?)

BTW, HI!!!!!!! I said hi in your stupid lil forum now. happy? :P

(Everyone? It's not stupid. I just say it to p-o H2. Don't hurt me

)

Highlander II · 28th December 2001, 08:39 PM

ha ha morrigan is so funny ----

the HL forum isn't stupid! and ya asked me about fic and such -

whatever -- Methos clone on the way -- standard Methos - black jeans, slightly oversized sweater, mussed hair, long overcoat, Ivanhoe sword ---

you didn't specify, so you get the basic model ----

Highlander II · 22nd March 2002, 08:03 PM

okay - so, Dia's the Kronos clone tester, I'm testing Connor -

anyone want Methos or Richie?

come on -- get this thread hoppin' - have you SEEN the one in SG-1? now, while it's been a little on the dead side lately - it's got TONS of posts -- it's kinda the 'goof off' thread -- tell stories about what the clones do - and all kinds of things - come on!!!

the machine's gonna suffer w/drawal symptoms or something!

Analise · 22nd March 2002, 10:54 PM

Since I haven't got a Methos muse I'll be the Methos clone tester.

~ana

Highlander II · 22nd March 2002, 10:59 PM

you bet! test away!!

make sure they're all ready and in perfect working order before they're shipped!

Analise · 22nd March 2002, 11:30 PM

*snerks*

All ready in EVERY imaginable way?

*slaps wrist*

~ana

Highlander II · 24th March 2002, 01:58 AM

the clones are supposed to be fully functional - how you choose to test that is completely up to you -- and NO, i don't want to know!

6th December 2001, 03:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	N.I.D. Clones Inc. -- Highlander branch Okay - one of the most popular threads in all the fora i visit -- the NID cloning factory - they're popping up everywhere like strip malls used to --- so -- for you enjoyment --- the Highlander branch -- you always wanted a Duncan MacLeod or Methos clone, right? well, now's your chance to get one! Orders shipped - well - really fast --- operators are standing by -- and we are taking applications for clone testers --- i'll be handling the Connor MacLeod clones --- so, yes, that means Methos and Duncan are both up and in need of testers ---- so --- stop on by!! browse the catalog and place your order -- yes - we have the women too -- Tessa, Amanda, even minor and guest characters ------ satisfaction guaranteed ---- and they can be custom made to your specifications ----- so - what are you waiting for??????? a candy-gram??

6th December 2001, 06:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Analise Blondishness Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 590	I'll place my order for a Methos clone... O'course I have too many as it is.... http://www.geocities.com/anyaday/gotmethos.html

6th December 2001, 07:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	Methos clone on the way ---- enjoy!!!!!

15th December 2001, 12:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	Can I get a Kronos Clone? I have a Methos Muse so I don't really need a clone...but I somehow lost my Kronos Muse so I need a replacement....

15th December 2001, 04:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	Kronos Clone on the way -- would you like to be the Kronos Clone tester?? these things need to be tested before we ship them you know.... (can't have quality control problems - leads to no more customers)

26th December 2001, 03:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	anyone else gonna stop in and order? can't have this thing shut down before it gets going! btw -- there's a special line of Horsemen out for the holidays -- special low price if ya buy all four! and you can even opt for the Cassandra clone that goes w/ -- for a special price ---- there's also a Blue Boxer Methos Clone available --- if you wanna take him out in public, you'll have to purchase from one of the clothing lines we offer -- as he only comes clad in the blue boxers --- -

28th December 2001, 04:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	hmmmm...I could test for Kronos....I'm used to homocidal muses so how hard can it be? hmmm....te horseman would be a lot to handle...and I don't want a Cassand...pauses wait...maybe I do....go ahead and send me one of those..:evil:

28th December 2001, 04:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	okay - so that's one set of the Horsemen w/ Cassandra --- no - i don't wanna know ---- just take your clones --

28th December 2001, 07:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
Morrigan My Final Fantasy Join Date: May 2001 Location: Where ever I can find dead seksie bishounen Posts: 1,773	Send me one Methos to add to my ever-growing collection of clones. Perhaps he can get together with my SG-1 clones and play out "Changing of the Gaurd" for me (you know ecolea just put out part 4?) BTW, HI!!!!!!! I said hi in your stupid lil forum now. happy? :P (Everyone? It's not stupid. I just say it to p-o H2. Don't hurt me )

28th December 2001, 08:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	ha ha morrigan is so funny ---- the HL forum isn't stupid! and ya asked me about fic and such - whatever -- Methos clone on the way -- standard Methos - black jeans, slightly oversized sweater, mussed hair, long overcoat, Ivanhoe sword --- you didn't specify, so you get the basic model ----

22nd March 2002, 08:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	okay - so, Dia's the Kronos clone tester, I'm testing Connor - anyone want Methos or Richie? come on -- get this thread hoppin' - have you SEEN the one in SG-1? now, while it's been a little on the dead side lately - it's got TONS of posts -- it's kinda the 'goof off' thread -- tell stories about what the clones do - and all kinds of things - come on!!! the machine's gonna suffer w/drawal symptoms or something!

22nd March 2002, 10:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Analise Blondishness Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 590	Since I haven't got a Methos muse I'll be the Methos clone tester. ~ana

22nd March 2002, 10:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	you bet! test away!! make sure they're all ready and in perfect working order before they're shipped!

22nd March 2002, 11:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
Analise Blondishness Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 590	snerks All ready in EVERY imaginable way? slaps wrist ~ana

24th March 2002, 01:58 AM	#15 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,499	the clones are supposed to be fully functional - how you choose to test that is completely up to you -- and NO, i don't want to know!