Very short fics @ John, Aeryn and chocolate body paint - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

pkgrl · 6th November 2001, 03:48 AM

These were both ficletinis written for AerynCrichton's fic challenge on the other bb which was basically, write a fic using John, Aeryn and chocolate body paint

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lots of places to go with that one, but my mind, of course, went one place and went there more than once :naughty: so here you go...

Boys and Their Toys

Ficletini for AerynCrichton's challenge
Rating: PG, R if you have imagination
Disclaimer: Don't own nothin' but my own demented imagination, but then you knew that
Word Count: 94

"Where'd this come from?" John asked.

Aeryn wondered why he looked flushed. "What?"

"This." He pointed at a small jar sitting on his bed.

"What?" Aeryn was beginning to get a bit nervous. Had she made a mistake? "I got it on that last commerce planet."

John's excitement was obvious now. "Do you know what this is?"

"The merchant said it was a pleasure enhancer-"

"It's chocolate body paint!"

"So?"

John picked up the jar and turned to face Aeryn. "I guess I'll just have to show you what makes it so special."

And here's the other one.......

What's It For?

Ficletini for AerynCrichton's challenge
Rating: PG, R if you have imagination
Disclaimer: Don't own nothin' but my own demented imagination, but then you knew that
Word count: 92

He said he loved it. He claimed he missed it, couldn't live without it. Well, he didn't seem to be enjoying the taste of his chocolate now.

Aeryn continued slathering on the chocolate body paint as John had instructed. She'd tasted it a couple times and decided he was right about the substance's mood-lifting qualities, but she still
wondered why he'd wanted her to paint him with it.

As if hearing her thoughts, John finally stopped giggling and spoke. "I was kind of hoping you'd want to eat some of this off."

Let me know what you think... of the stories, not the situation.

pkgrl · 6th November 2001, 07:38 PM

I wrote two more of these ficletinis today... with twists, so here they are too.

Disclaimer: The usual... not mine... playing in my head...
Word count: 99
Blame: This is all AerynCrichton's fault. She got me thinking and, you all should know by now, that's usually a dangerous thing <EG>

Making the Rounds

"What is that?" D'Argo demanded.

Chiana approached, her smile, she hoped, melting the Luxan's lingering resentment. "Just a little something I thought you'd like," she purred.

"And why would I like it?" He sounded suspicious.

Chiana took his lack of action as a good sign. At least he wasn't running away. There had been enough of that already.

"Well," she continued, approaching closer, "Aeryn and Crichton liked it just fine, so I thought we might give it a go."

D'Argo looked down at Chiana's gift. It was a small jar, containing an intruiging brown substance.

"It's chocolate body paint."

______________________________

Disclaimer: nothing's mine, except the demented situation...
Word count: 68
Blame: still on AerynCrichton <eg>

Making the Rounds II

Jool giggled, but kept herself from screaming. She almost lost control once, but frell, it tickled!

She still couldn't believe she was doing this, but Chiana was right, the little trelk. It did feel good, going on *and* coming off.

She'd thought her biggest problem would be getting her partner to 'eat' the substance off. She should have known better, she decided, giggling again. Rygel would eat anything.

:disgust: :crazy: :disgust:

pkgrl · 7th November 2001, 04:29 AM

Last two follow ups... I think

Disclaimer: Don't own none of this, so don't even think I'd try to cash in (like I could)
Blame: all these chocolate fics gotta lead somewhere...
Word count: 69 <eg>

Chocolate Overload

John and Aeryn lay quietly, finally exhausted, in his bed. The jar of body paint, scraped clean now, rolled back and forth across the deck in response to Moya's pitches and sways. The smell of chocolate permeated the converted cell.

"Only drawback to chocolate of any kind," John whispered.

Aeryn turned to face him, incredulous. "There's a drawback to this?"

"Yeah. Now, I'm craving a huge glass of milk."

Disclaimer: Same as before, duh...
Ficletini for AerynCrichton's challenge
Word count: 87

Gratitude

D'Argo pounded on the cell door until Crichton answered. The human, wrapped in his blanket, waited patiently, blocking D'Argo's view of the cell's interior and noting that D'Argo was similarly clad.

D'Argo didn't seem to care about his dress, or rather undress.

He grabbed Crichton in a solid embrace, then abruptly pushed him back. "Thank you!" he bellowed, then turned and ran back toward his own quarters.

John closed the door and returned to bed, a grin creasing his face.

"What was that about?"

"Chocolate body paint."

OzScaper · 7th November 2001, 04:37 AM

rotflmao

hehehe

I'm still chuckiling now

especially the last oine

hehe

6th November 2001, 03:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
pkgrl Ultimate J/A shipper! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,423	Very short fics @ John, Aeryn and chocolate body paint These were both ficletinis written for AerynCrichton's fic challenge on the other bb which was basically, write a fic using John, Aeryn and chocolate body paint ... lots of places to go with that one, but my mind, of course, went one place and went there more than once :naughty: so here you go... Boys and Their Toys Ficletini for AerynCrichton's challenge Rating: PG, R if you have imagination Disclaimer: Don't own nothin' but my own demented imagination, but then you knew that Word Count: 94 "Where'd this come from?" John asked. Aeryn wondered why he looked flushed. "What?" "This." He pointed at a small jar sitting on his bed. "What?" Aeryn was beginning to get a bit nervous. Had she made a mistake? "I got it on that last commerce planet." John's excitement was obvious now. "Do you know what this is?" "The merchant said it was a pleasure enhancer-" "It's chocolate body paint!" "So?" John picked up the jar and turned to face Aeryn. "I guess I'll just have to show you what makes it so special." And here's the other one....... What's It For? Ficletini for AerynCrichton's challenge Rating: PG, R if you have imagination Disclaimer: Don't own nothin' but my own demented imagination, but then you knew that Word count: 92 He said he loved it. He claimed he missed it, couldn't live without it. Well, he didn't seem to be enjoying the taste of his chocolate now. Aeryn continued slathering on the chocolate body paint as John had instructed. She'd tasted it a couple times and decided he was right about the substance's mood-lifting qualities, but she still wondered why he'd wanted her to paint him with it. As if hearing her thoughts, John finally stopped giggling and spoke. "I was kind of hoping you'd want to eat some of this off." Let me know what you think... of the stories, not the situation.

6th November 2001, 07:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
pkgrl Ultimate J/A shipper! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,423	Plus two more I wrote two more of these ficletinis today... with twists, so here they are too. Disclaimer: The usual... not mine... playing in my head... Word count: 99 Blame: This is all AerynCrichton's fault. She got me thinking and, you all should know by now, that's usually a dangerous thing <EG> Making the Rounds "What is that?" D'Argo demanded. Chiana approached, her smile, she hoped, melting the Luxan's lingering resentment. "Just a little something I thought you'd like," she purred. "And why would I like it?" He sounded suspicious. Chiana took his lack of action as a good sign. At least he wasn't running away. There had been enough of that already. "Well," she continued, approaching closer, "Aeryn and Crichton liked it just fine, so I thought we might give it a go." D'Argo looked down at Chiana's gift. It was a small jar, containing an intruiging brown substance. "It's chocolate body paint." ______________________________ Disclaimer: nothing's mine, except the demented situation... Word count: 68 Blame: still on AerynCrichton <eg> Making the Rounds II Jool giggled, but kept herself from screaming. She almost lost control once, but frell, it tickled! She still couldn't believe she was doing this, but Chiana was right, the little trelk. It did feel good, going on and coming off. She'd thought her biggest problem would be getting her partner to 'eat' the substance off. She should have known better, she decided, giggling again. Rygel would eat anything. :disgust: :crazy: :disgust:

7th November 2001, 04:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
pkgrl Ultimate J/A shipper! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,423	Last two follow ups... I think Disclaimer: Don't own none of this, so don't even think I'd try to cash in (like I could) Blame: all these chocolate fics gotta lead somewhere... Word count: 69 <eg> Chocolate Overload John and Aeryn lay quietly, finally exhausted, in his bed. The jar of body paint, scraped clean now, rolled back and forth across the deck in response to Moya's pitches and sways. The smell of chocolate permeated the converted cell. "Only drawback to chocolate of any kind," John whispered. Aeryn turned to face him, incredulous. "There's a drawback to this?" "Yeah. Now, I'm craving a huge glass of milk." Disclaimer: Same as before, duh... Ficletini for AerynCrichton's challenge Word count: 87 Gratitude D'Argo pounded on the cell door until Crichton answered. The human, wrapped in his blanket, waited patiently, blocking D'Argo's view of the cell's interior and noting that D'Argo was similarly clad. D'Argo didn't seem to care about his dress, or rather undress. He grabbed Crichton in a solid embrace, then abruptly pushed him back. "Thank you!" he bellowed, then turned and ran back toward his own quarters. John closed the door and returned to bed, a grin creasing his face. "What was that about?" "Chocolate body paint."

7th November 2001, 04:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
OzScaper OzScaper.com Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: UT's (Otherwise known as Perth, Australia) Posts: 2,099	rotflmao hehehe I'm still chuckiling now especially the last oine hehe