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Old 27th April 2006, 08:31 PM   #46 (permalink)
chrispenycate
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Re: List of SFF Clichés

The incredibly scientifically advanced alien invaders have inexplicably failed to notice they are alergic to something widely available on Earth, like salt water or no, we can make it garlic, then we can reuse the props from the son of the dust of the bride of…but I digress. This is dicovered by the cute kid (who flings his garlic sausage at the alien war machine in the first reel) but is only noticed by our hero in reel six.. Still, the entire terresrtrial war machine has been brought to its knees before the aliens, who had shrugged off tactical nuclear missiles and aircraft crashing into them, are subjected to ten volunteers with garlic sprays and retreat in confusuion (doubtless muttering “we’ll be back“ in alien as they leave the solar system)
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