What do you want for Christmas?

[shazstar]

"That they get to gloat and think they won when in fact its me whos going to be the winner!"

She grinned evilly, as she walked home.
"Over exposures...ha! lucky I had my digital camera there and I got a shot when they weren't looking."
She raced home and turned on her computer, and on to photostudio.

"Wait until I post this picture on the thread, they will be SOOOO embarressed!!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She enlarged the pic onscreen and fell off her chair laughing with the added evidence to the memory.
"I don't care whether it was all a big elaborate ruse or not, they still look absolutly RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"And even a plastic stargate picture frame is better than nothing, at least this one won't rust. Hmphhhh! And as for that stargate script, well. Paper degrades in 30 years, and she'll probably spill something on it anyway. And who wants a peice of the gold glyph panel anyway? I certainly didn't, thats why I LEFT IT BACK THERE on that planet with the dogs. And now, when the rest of the forum see this, they will get PAID OUT for months!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now that Martouf the moderator knows exactly what they think of him.....well they will have their posts deleted and everything (and if you don't believe me, just ask Corzafa!). SO I won. AND.........I couldn't care less if you hava that picture of me."

So, stay tuned for Shaz to post the hilarious picture (which she is trying to compose right now.)

[squire]

"Gatecon, I have used my special powers and saw what Shaz is doing, and she had a digital camera and took secret photos of us" said Squire

"Well, lucky Im the greatest computer programmer in the universe. Ill just hack into her computer and plant a virus, so the pics will be destroyed, unless she has made copies", said Gatecon.

So Gatecon did his special tricks and deleted the pics from Shaz's computer. "Okay, now find out if she has made copies", he said to Squire.
Squire whipped out a weird alien device which enables her to go into the mind of any living thing and basically search around.
It turns out that Shaz had not yet made copies of the pics OR printed them out OR sent them to anyone.
"Okay, we're clear, now lets go and destroy that digital camera!", said Squire
"Alright!!", said Gatecon.

So, Squire and Gatecon went to the world Shaz was on, searched around for a bit, until they found her hideout.
"Shh, we'll sneak up on her and take her by surprise", said Squire.
"Good idea, I'll go around the other side, you get her attention, and Ill sqipe the camera, and we'll run!", said Gatecon.
So Gatecon took off, and Squire started yelling to Shaz to get her arse over here and have a good fight!
"Youre on!", said Shaz and came charging over.
Meanwhile, Gatecon sneaked up and took the camera off the table. He ran around and dialled the Stargate, and Squire took off.
"HAHHAH! Sucker!!", said Gatecon as he and Squire ran through the Stargate. Shaz was now fuming with anger as she ran over to check what Gatecon had done. She saw a note saying 'haha, we have the camera!' on the table.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", she screamed, and it was too late to follow them, the Stargate had already closed, and she never got a look at the address.

[ShelbyS]

Another great installment. Loved it.

[Gatecon]

Something for next year's yearbook maybe ???

[shazstar]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!"

Shaz screamed in defeat, kicking and punching the now silent stargate on p5X 670.

"I am soooooooooooooooooooo gonna get them, all I need is some help.............................................. ......." She said to the inert stargate.

"I'll help..........as long as I get 50 % of the end result........"

Shaz jumped as she heard a voice behind her...............

(I am leaving it open for a new character..............first in gets to be my trusty sidekick, and together we will defeat the nast duo!)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Shaun]

As Shaz turned around she saw a tall, dark and handsome figure emerging from the shadows.
"As I said, I'll help you for 50%. Ok?" the imposing figure announced in his mysterious, yet oh so sexy voice.
"Shaun!!" Shaz cried out in disbelief, "I thought you died saving the Asgard from the replicators!"
"It takes more than a little supernova to keep me down. Enough of the small talk, we've got to get on with business"
"But how? I didn't see the stargate address"
"Don't worry doll, I've made a few enhancements to the DHD. Including a..." he stated while kneeling down and pressing a button on the underside of the DHD, "... redial button."
With that the stargate started spinning with an unbelivable speed before the wormhole engaged, streaming just above their heads.
"Lets go!" Shaun said in a commanding voice and walked through the glimmering wormhole. Shaz not wanting to be left behind jumped in after him.

Neither of them was prepared for what they saw on the other side...

[shazstar]

(LOL! Rolling on the floor with hysterical laughter!!!!!!!!! Doll?!!!!!!)

Squire and Gatecon were right in the middle of projecting the terrible photo image onto a big imax screen in front of a whole audience from Ascifi!

"NOOOOOO! We can't let this happen!" whispered Shaz as the crowd surged forward in anticipation.

"All gather, come to see the villian Shaz endeavour in vain to defeat us! See her timely end!"
Squire yelled, settling comfortably into her role as a circus ring master for the slideshow that was to come.

"Free popcorn for every deluxe seat sold! And Icecream IMPORTED from Shaz's icecream planet on sale! $1.50 a cone!" Gatecon worked the crowd like an old pro, having been to countless conventions over the years.

Shaun turned to the horrified Shaz, and handed her a large automated PAINTBALL shooter, similar in appearence to a Military issue M16.
"You take the left side of Squire, and I'll drive the crowd from the right, and we will corner them smack in the middle, once they are incapacitated and no longer targets, grab the camera and dash for the gate." he said, not skipping a beat as expertly trained military eyes scanned the crowd for any possible threat.

"But Shaun, what about you?" Shaz asked as she clicked the safety off on her gun, and readied herself.

"I will follow, but I may not make it. if that happens...........I want you to go through the gate without me.......And don't look back."

Shaz gazed into his eyes, and a moment passed..................and then........

"Ok cool." Shaz shrugged. "And if you get me with that ammo I'm only giving you 40%...understand?

ANd so off they went, infilterating the crowd on their highly classified painted ops mission..............

[Shaun]

With a quick nod from Shaz Shaun darted behind one of the luxurious soft padded seats. Slowly and stealthily he withdrew a small but powerful paintball pistol from the same place he had hidden the rifle he gave Shaz.
"This aught to leave a hell of a stain" Shaun whispered.

On the other side of the crowd Shaz sneakily made her way through the crowd out of sight of the dastardly duo before Gatecon made his final speech.

"Ladies and gentlemen and of course Marty, you all know why you are here. We were drawn here by a common hatred towards Shazstar" With that a huge roar went up from the crowd.

"Not to mention the fact that you paid them to come" Shaz muttered under her breath.

"Theres no time like the present, so here is what you've been all waiting for..."

Shaz cried out alerting Squire to her presence.
"Ah my dear Shazstar, just in time for the unveiling" Squire scornfully added.

"Think again" Came Shaun's voice from just behind Gatecon.
"Is that a gun in my back or a you just happ..." Gatecon started.
"Shutup, do you know how old that joke is?" Shaun grabbed the camera and tossed it to Shaz who had her gun aimed at Squire.

"Nice try but you forgot one thing. At them my minions!!" Gatecon shouted out. Shaun wheeled around expecting a torrent of flying monkey's, just as Gatecon ripped the pistol from his hands.
"Who do you think I am? The wicked witch of the west?" Just then he fired two shots at Shaun, both hitting there mark square in his back.
"Mwhaaaaaaa" the dastardly duo laughed together.
"Run Shaz!" Shaun croaked out in his incredibly slow fall to the ground. "One last thing. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"

[shazstar]

Shazstar backed up as fast as she could for the opened wormhole which shaun provided, firing her gun maniaclly at the nasty duo!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I've been hit!" cried Squire falling to the floor.

"I'll get you for this my pretty!" Screamed Gatecon, running after Shaz.

"Well I hope you have a nice trip beforehand," said shaz as she pushed the gold glyph panel underneath his feet.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Cried Gatecon, "NOT MY GLYPH PANEL! ITS DENTED ITS DENTED!"

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You may have foiled us again, but now I have backup, and...........the camera!" Shaz yelled truiumphantly, holding it up.

Through all the action, Shaun managed to crawl his way towards the gate, and now stood slowly to take his revenge on the fallen and distressed Gatecon!
"Ha!" he cried, shooting paint in every direction. "Take that! AND THAT! YOU nasty nasty man!"

Shaz and squire were in the middle of a deadly staring contest........

"You fool...." Squire sneered at her. "You think you can beat ME?"

"I think....I can try, or at least keep you occupied while my partner is humiailiating your friend over there, and Defacing the golden glyph panel!"

Squire turned to see......."NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the glyph panel!"

Shaz laughed in glee.

"Lets go Shaun.....our work here is done."

Shaz let out a Xena style cry of triumph holding up the camera and the film for the world to see, as Scott fired a last round at the duo before they stepped through the gate...to yet another new world...

[Gatecon]

So, is that how everyone see's me now... A hollarin', psycopath that quotes 'Wizard of Oz' lines

That's best read i've had in ages

[ShelbyS]

Originally posted by Shaun
As Shaz turned around she saw a tall, dark and handsome figure emerging from the shadows.
"As I said, I'll help you for 50%. Ok?" the imposing figure announced in his mysterious, yet oh so sexy voice.

My, someone is modest. :lol:

[Shaun]

Believe me, I was being modest .

[ShelbyS]

Originally posted by Shaun
"But how? I didn't see the stargate address"
"Don't worry doll, I've made a few enhancements to the DHD...

Originally posted by Shaz
"But Shaun, what about you?" Shaz asked as she clicked the safety off on her gun, and readied herself.
"I will follow, but I may not make it. if that happens...........I want you to go through the gate without me.......And don't look back."
Shaz gazed into his eyes, and a moment passed..................and then........

Hmm, do I smell a romance brewing here...j/k.. :lol: :lol:

Shaun, Shaz, Squire, that was brilliant! I was ROTFLMAO. What a great story. I love it, way better than our fan fic. Can't wait for the next installment. Oh, and more Wizard of Oz lines for Gatecon.

[shazstar]

Just no-one kill me off while I'm away.
That includes you Shaun.

[Shaun]

Originally posted by shazstar
Just no-one kill me off while I'm away.
That includes you Shaun.

Why not? That way I'll get 100% of.... hey, what is the end result ?