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10th September 2001, 07:33 PM
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| Adventurer  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Scotland
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| Indianas First Fan Fic :D I never wrote a fan fic soI thought I'd write a cheesy small one. ---------------------Starts Here------------------------------ One day Chronos was walking home with a date from a resturant. he was with a Beatiful Queen who he secretly couldn't wait to get in the sack because she was a real hottie. "Oh Chronos, you are so strong and powerful" the girl Chronos was with said. "Well thankyou for nticing, but you did not need to tell me. I already know how poerful I am", Chronos remarks. "I say dear, shall we retire to my bed chamber for some Coffe?" "Yeahsureyabetcaha" replies the girl. "What?" "Eh? Don't know what came over me there, sorry" "Thats ok. It's just for a moment there I thought you said, 'Yeah sure ya bitch'" "I'd never say such a thing" Chronos and his date retire to his bed chamber. Chronos closes the door behind him. He moves closer to the girl. "I believe you blushing, miss artiste?" "Oh yeah" says the girl who pushes Chronos backwards and on to the floor. "Chronos laughs and speaks, "You like to play rough do you?" The girl replies in a manly voice, "Nope not really!" the girl reaches her hand round the back of her neck and unzips a skin. Out stpes Jack O'Neill. Chronos looks on in horror. Jack quickly steps up to Chronos and grabs him by the back of the head, looks into his face and says, "Recognise mother fu**er!" And starts to cut Chronos' hair off with a long knife. Once he has all of his hair he runs off out of the window in his bed chamber leaving Chronos crying on the floor. "My poor hair, my poor hair! Aach whit the hell, I've been needing a Hair cut for a while and skin heads are all the rage with the Tau'ri so it shall do." Meanwhile back on earth the warning sounds, "Inbound traveller!" The technician yells at Hammond, "Yo Baldy, get your fat ass in here now!" Hammond step into the control room. "What is it 4 eyes? And another remark like that and you'll be scrubbing floors in Alaskan toilets for the rest of your life." "Sorry sir, It's SG-1 or should I say, jack." "He's the only one off world," Hammond exclaimed. "Get Teal'C in here right now!" As the iris opens jack steps through but the iris does not completely open in time so Jack trips over the bottom bit. "You really need to get that iris to open so much quicker." Teal'C enters the embarkation room, "Did you get it O'Neill?" "Oh yeah I got it!" "Damn!" Teal'c Remarks. "Tahts five bucks you owe me big daddy." Teal'c reaches into his pouch and takes out 5 bucks and hands it to jack. THE END *Shrug* My best effort it was. Honest! |
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11th September 2001, 07:10 AM
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| Chronos' Love Slave  Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Third star on the left and straight on till morning!
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| Indiana.... how dare you take the p***s out of my poor little Chronos.... leave him alone you big bad bully you!!!  You are totally shot away, did you know that? Okay, so Chronos needs a haircut... I admit it....  |
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11th September 2001, 08:22 PM
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| Space Monkey!  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: South coast of the UK
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