World Domination.

[Paige Turner]

Originally Posted by Curt Chiarelli

I would also place a ban on the music of Pat Boone.

I was with you up to there, Curt. Now it looks like I shall have to thwart you to preserve the magic that is Pat Boone.

(When I do thwart you, try to look surprised, though, okay? It'll look better to my minions.

[Harpo]

Originally Posted by Paige Turner

I was with you up to there, Curt. Now it looks like I shall have to thwart you to preserve the magic that is Pat Boone.

(When I do thwart you, try to look surprised, though, okay? It'll look better to my minions.

*glances nervously at Paige's post count (666)*

[Curt Chiarelli]

Originally Posted by Paige Turner

I was with you up to there, Curt. Now it looks like I shall have to thwart you to preserve the magic that is Pat Boone.

(When I do thwart you, try to look surprised, though, okay? It'll look better to my minions.

LOL! Well, how boring would it be being the only super villain controlling the entire planet? I mean, we all need a good rousing challenge now and again.

And the stakes are indeed high, which makes it all the more thrilling - a world with or without Pat Boone's music! The sanity of the world relies on the outcome!

I await your summons to combat from my secure, undisclosed location in the heart of a southwest Pacific volcanic atoll.

[Paige Turner]

Okay, let me just grab my… hmm… mints, keys, pen… Where did I put… kleenex, makeup, phone… I'm sure it was… right here…

Has anybody seen my gauntlet? I think I put it down somewhere. Can you take a look? It's blue, got kind of a tracery thing, bit of blood on it.

[Curt Chiarelli]

Originally Posted by Faceless Woman

I'm afraid you've been beaten to it, Curt. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news: I thought everyone knew that we were being brainwashed by the multinational corperations. The only reason we aren't down on the floor begging for scraps is that all the different mind control narcotics (almost) cancel each other out.
Seriously, you didn't know?

But, but . . . . wait a minute! No, that can't be . . . . Hold that thought, I need to go buy a Double Quarter Pounder Value Meal before I miss American Idol. Can't miss American Idol, dude. No way, no how.

Naaaw, wait a minute! Yer pulling my leg! Whadda you, a terrorist or something! Attacking Coca Cola is like attacking mom, apple pie and Chevrolet, like burning the American flag! All those billions they make trickle down to the little guy so that they can have good careers working at McDonald's just like Mr. Bush says so.

(Hey, does that mean there'll be no Super Villain Smackdown with Paige Turner later on in this thread?)

[Curt Chiarelli]

Originally Posted by Harpo

*glances nervously at Paige's post count (666)*

Whoa there! Time out! No one mentioned Beelzebub before! I thought this was a challenge of cunning, intellect and designer spandex between two diabolical masterminds in a materialist universe! I want my attorney!

[Paige Turner]

Well, the lost and found is closed for the night. And it's a little unseemly to challenge someone by slapping them with a phone bill. You know, it's not for me, but it means so much to the minions. And let's face it; they have a hell of a time. I'd like to do it right.

Or we could just go rock/paper/scissors.

[Curt Chiarelli]

Originally Posted by Paige Turner

Well, the lost and found is closed for the night. And it's a little unseemly to challenge someone by slapping them with a phone bill. You know, it's not for me, but it means so much to the minions. And let's face it; they have a hell of a time. I'd like to do it right.

Or we could just go rock/paper/scissors.

Or I could shave my head, begin to wear grey Nehru jackets and we could just divide the world down the middle into His and Her domains (or, if you prefer, with or without Pat Boone).

[Harpo]

You are both wrong to base world domination on Pat Boone, obviously the crucial artistes are Captain & Tennille

[Curt Chiarelli]

Originally Posted by Harpo

You are both wrong to base world domination on Pat Boone, obviously the crucial artistes are Captain & Tennille

I stand corrected.

[Faceless Woman]

Ok, definately ban that guy.

[Paige Turner]

Originally Posted by Harpo

You are both wrong to base world domination on Pat Boone, obviously the crucial artistes are Captain & Tennille

You misspelled cruel, there.

And if this were true, I'd be pushing the button right now.

[chrispenycate]

Now, wait a minute guys; I've no objection to either of you taking over the planet _ I can't see how the evil master minds can do that much worse than the present supposed "good guys" - but a domination based on whether the "Bay city rollers" were more annoying than the "Jackson five" or Slade was more mind numbing than The Monkees? If this goes on, I could be forced out of retirement, and I warn you both I wouldn't hesitate to use the New Cristy Minstrels as a weapon of mass distraction, or transmit "Winchester cathedral continuously across all radio channels until mass submission is achieved. Na.

[pyan]

You're all wrong. This, and this only, is the true image of the next World Dominator! Fear his coming, mortals!!

[Faceless Woman]

Oh, I do... That image is terrifying... Is it you?