World Domination.

[Nepenthe's Writ]

Why not do it the old fashion way, conjure up a spell, raise an army of zombies and hold the world by force?

[Joel007]

right, you supply the spell, i'l supply the corpses...

[Nepenthe's Writ]

I'll have a look in my spell books. Might take a while though. :P

[Joel007]

*comes in with a pile of bodies over one shoulder.*

"Right, where do you want these? We'll need a freezer if you take much longer."

[Harpo]

having fun you two?

[Joel007]

Only in the broadest sense of the word.
Got any idea where i can stash these... um... resources?

[Harpo]

put them in the basement (they won't need much reviving down there)

[SpaceShip]

Joel - if you'd had a pile of bodies over both shoulders - you could have started the job twice as quickly.

[HoopyFrood]

"Bring out ya dead!" "But I'm not dead!" "Yes you are, you're fooling no one!"

I accept that promise of Smash in return for lifelong servitude as a minion! I think we both get a good deal there

[Harpo]

How's your world domination going so far? Mine has a message board and a myspace group, and a plan to use Runcible Spoons and Post-It notes for something or other

Oh yes, and it has a strange name which will get people talking about it

[Paige Turner]

My plan for global domination is pretty basic. I’m going to come up with cures for every disease and affliction, invent herbal treatments and lifestyle plans that allow people to live vigorously to the age of 220, expand on the work of Drs. Alec and Linda Holland to make gardens out of deserts so that all people can be fed, come up with fabulous lightweight new buidling materials that will enable everyone to be housed, and use my skills of reconciliation (and failing that, oppression) to bring peace to all the lands. The multi-trillion-dollar global arms budget will then be channeled into more productive things, (40% back to the taxpayers, 60% into science, literature and the arts). I will also invent a new game I plan to call “Blyuph,” a kind of windsurfing football, that will become the world’s favourite diversion.

When all of this is done, everyone will be eager to acknowledge my supreme majesty.

All will love me and despair.

[chrispenycate]

No, but have you looked at the world recently? I mean, apart from through the rose- coloured window panes of the chronicles? Who'd want to dominate that? (Who'd want to live there, for that matter?) Leave it to the cats, who've got the experience, or the ozzies, who haven't, so don't know what they're letting themselves in for.
I gave up world domination eons ago, too much like work: though if you twist my arm I might consider Galactic Overlord.

[Paige Turner]

Originally Posted by chrispenycate

I gave up world domination eons ago, too much like work…

Are you sure? I'm going to be looking for a Minister of Doing Smart Stuff when my plans come to fruition. And all my ministers are going to get brand new bicycles. Think it over.

[chrispenycate]

You know what they say, it's like riding a bicycle, you never forget? Well, I think I have. (the other, too, but I've forgotten what that was)
Minister, eh; with someone else giving the orders, and me as the scapegoat when things go wrong? Dunno - do you use a whip?

[Paige Turner]

Originally Posted by chrispenycate

Dunno - do you use a whip?

Well, I haven't had any complaints so far.