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Analise · 7th September 2001, 08:20 PM

Methos: No me, oh...I just came by to watch the perfect Immortal die.
Duncan: I'm not.
Methos: Not what? Not the perfect Immortal or not gonna _die_?

Uhm...I think it's from Forgive Us Our Trespasses...correct me if I'm wrong.

~ana

Diamond9697 · 7th September 2001, 08:43 PM

Kronos: You still don't understand, do you, MacLeod? I am the end of time!
Duncan: You're history.

Methos: I killed Silas! I *liked* Silas!

"Revelation 6:8"

Highlander II · 9th September 2001, 05:27 PM

"Opera, opera, opera... sure is a lot of opera here. No Springsteen, no Queen...." -- Methos -- "Til Death"

(i'm sure there's more, but i can't remember off the top of my head right now)

Diamond9697 · 9th September 2001, 11:40 PM

Byron: Hans Kerzner. He thinks I slept with his wife.
Claire: Did you?
Byron: Of course!

Byron: Who do you think's having more fun?
Methos: Who do you think's gonna live the longest?
"The Modern Prometheus"

Methos: Joe, we actually make a really good team. We could be like Scully and Mulder.
Joe: Yeah right.
Methos: Sipowitz and Simone.
Joe: Whatever.
Methos: Caligula and Incutatis. No, maybe not Incutatis, cause he was a horse...
Joe: Will you shut up!
"Indiscretions"

Highlander II · 10th September 2001, 10:13 AM

Kiem Sun: "You said you were going to return that to the temple."
Duncan: <after he's emptied the vial of the ancient chinese herd> "So, sue me."
"The Road Not Taken"

Diamond9697 · 10th September 2001, 05:43 PM

Amanda (reading from Carolyn Marsh's book): This was the man her father had hired to protect her: this barbarian... this smoky-eyed Scot... this... Duncan MacLeod!
Duncan: What? [Water sprays everywhere] WHAT?!

Carolyn: Why, Duncan, that would be premature evacuation, n'est-ce pas?

Amanda, catching Carolyn trying to ravish Duncan: Well, yippee-kai-yay, the rodeo's in town.
"Dramatic License"

Highlander II · 10th September 2001, 10:14 PM

Carolyn Marsh: "It's simple, Duncan Mac.... Duncan MacLeod is a klutz."

Highlander Blooper Reel #2

(i can't remember the actual line - so i used the screw up instead - it's funnier anyway!)

Diamond9697 · 10th September 2001, 10:57 PM

Methos: If they carry a sword and I haven't been formally introduced, I get shy.

Joe: Just what is so entertaining?
Methos: MacLeod tussling with another of his, um, moral dilemmas.
Duncan: There are times I really don't like you.
Methos: That's okay. Sometimes I don't like myself.

Duncan: Since when are you my attorney?
Methos: Whatever you need: lawyer, doctor, Indian chief - I've got paperwork to cover it all.

"The Valkyrie"

Highlander II · 11th September 2001, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond9697
That's one of my Fave scenes too

Joe: Just cause you couldn't keep it in your pants two hundred years ago, you expect me to turn over the Chronicles.
Methos: That was the basic idea, yes.
Joe: I'll bet it was.
Methos: Come on! You do it for MacLeod! To Be

this last one, Dia - is from "Indiscetions" -- no "To Be" - think you got "To Be" happy there ----- it hit me the other day when i read it, but i couldn't figure out why i thought it wasn't quite right - just got it --- wrong ep --- but the quote's right - and very funny! :lol:

Highlander II · 11th September 2001, 10:22 AM

Cop tells Tessa, Richie, and Duncan that the dead woman is in the morgue...

Tessa: "Aren't they usually dead? Or do you sometimes make mistakes?"

Free Fall

(which is rather ironic, b/c when they go to the morgue, the woman is missing)

Diamond9697 · 11th September 2001, 06:03 PM

Richie: I was staring right down the barrel of that goon's gun. I can't believe it, Mac! Right down the barrel and I didn't even blink. Mac? Is that how it feels every time?
Duncan: No. Only when you're a damn fool.

"Eye for an Eye"

*smacks forhead* I knew that was from Indescretions..

Highlander II · 12th September 2001, 11:23 AM

Devereaux: "I was never here."
Richie: "Yeah, I know. I just had a major memory blowout."
Free Fall

Tessa: "I may not be able to kill you, but I will give you a facial you'll never forget."
Free Fall

Diamond9697 · 12th September 2001, 02:15 PM

Darius: Well, it's not a sin for your mother to take your ex-boyfriend. Bad taste, perhaps, but no sin.

LeBrun: If this man kills again because you're holding out on me, I will personally have your head.
Duncan: Well, I think you're gonna have to wait in line.

Tessa: So, what do you think of our fertility goddess?
Duncan: I think she's wasting her time around me.
Richie: I suppose there are worse things one could be than a sex object.

"For Tomorrow We Die"

Highlander II · 12th September 2001, 04:10 PM

Duncan: "Now this is an interesting test of your reflexes. Can you turn and fire that thing before I skewer you? Good news is, I'm rusty, I might miss. Bad news is, I'm really pissed."

Bad Day in Bldg A

Diamond9697 · 12th September 2001, 08:27 PM

Katana: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust.

Juan Ramirez: I see you've remembered almost everything I taught you.
Conner MacLeod: I've had a lot of practice lately.
Juan Ramirez: Well, there's no subsitute for experience.
Conner MacLeod: What experience? You've been DEAD for five hundred years!

"Highlander II: The Quickening "

7th September 2001, 08:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
Analise Blondishness Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 590	Methos: No me, oh...I just came by to watch the perfect Immortal die. Duncan: I'm not. Methos: Not what? Not the perfect Immortal or not gonna _die_? Uhm...I think it's from Forgive Us Our Trespasses...correct me if I'm wrong. ~ana

7th September 2001, 08:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Kronos: You still don't understand, do you, MacLeod? I am the end of time! Duncan: You're history. Methos: I killed Silas! I liked Silas! "Revelation 6:8"

9th September 2001, 05:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 9,616	"Opera, opera, opera... sure is a lot of opera here. No Springsteen, no Queen...." -- Methos -- "Til Death" (i'm sure there's more, but i can't remember off the top of my head right now)

9th September 2001, 11:40 PM	#19 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Byron: Hans Kerzner. He thinks I slept with his wife. Claire: Did you? Byron: Of course! Byron: Who do you think's having more fun? Methos: Who do you think's gonna live the longest? "The Modern Prometheus" Methos: Joe, we actually make a really good team. We could be like Scully and Mulder. Joe: Yeah right. Methos: Sipowitz and Simone. Joe: Whatever. Methos: Caligula and Incutatis. No, maybe not Incutatis, cause he was a horse... Joe: Will you shut up! "Indiscretions"

10th September 2001, 10:13 AM	#20 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 9,616	Kiem Sun: "You said you were going to return that to the temple." Duncan: <after he's emptied the vial of the ancient chinese herd> "So, sue me." "The Road Not Taken"

10th September 2001, 05:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Amanda (reading from Carolyn Marsh's book): This was the man her father had hired to protect her: this barbarian... this smoky-eyed Scot... this... Duncan MacLeod! Duncan: What? [Water sprays everywhere] WHAT?! Carolyn: Why, Duncan, that would be premature evacuation, n'est-ce pas? Amanda, catching Carolyn trying to ravish Duncan: Well, yippee-kai-yay, the rodeo's in town. "Dramatic License"

10th September 2001, 10:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 9,616	Carolyn Marsh: "It's simple, Duncan Mac.... Duncan MacLeod is a klutz." Highlander Blooper Reel #2 (i can't remember the actual line - so i used the screw up instead - it's funnier anyway!)

10th September 2001, 10:57 PM	#23 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Methos: If they carry a sword and I haven't been formally introduced, I get shy. Joe: Just what is so entertaining? Methos: MacLeod tussling with another of his, um, moral dilemmas. Duncan: There are times I really don't like you. Methos: That's okay. Sometimes I don't like myself. Duncan: Since when are you my attorney? Methos: Whatever you need: lawyer, doctor, Indian chief - I've got paperwork to cover it all. "The Valkyrie"

11th September 2001, 10:22 AM	#25 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 9,616	Cop tells Tessa, Richie, and Duncan that the dead woman is in the morgue... Tessa: "Aren't they usually dead? Or do you sometimes make mistakes?" Free Fall (which is rather ironic, b/c when they go to the morgue, the woman is missing)

11th September 2001, 06:03 PM	#26 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Richie: I was staring right down the barrel of that goon's gun. I can't believe it, Mac! Right down the barrel and I didn't even blink. Mac? Is that how it feels every time? Duncan: No. Only when you're a damn fool. "Eye for an Eye" smacks forhead I knew that was from Indescretions..

12th September 2001, 11:23 AM	#27 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 9,616	Devereaux: "I was never here." Richie: "Yeah, I know. I just had a major memory blowout." Free Fall Tessa: "I may not be able to kill you, but I will give you a facial you'll never forget." Free Fall

12th September 2001, 02:15 PM	#28 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Darius: Well, it's not a sin for your mother to take your ex-boyfriend. Bad taste, perhaps, but no sin. LeBrun: If this man kills again because you're holding out on me, I will personally have your head. Duncan: Well, I think you're gonna have to wait in line. Tessa: So, what do you think of our fertility goddess? Duncan: I think she's wasting her time around me. Richie: I suppose there are worse things one could be than a sex object. "For Tomorrow We Die"

12th September 2001, 04:10 PM	#29 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 9,616	Duncan: "Now this is an interesting test of your reflexes. Can you turn and fire that thing before I skewer you? Good news is, I'm rusty, I might miss. Bad news is, I'm really pissed." Bad Day in Bldg A

12th September 2001, 08:27 PM	#30 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,870	Katana: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust. Juan Ramirez: I see you've remembered almost everything I taught you. Conner MacLeod: I've had a lot of practice lately. Juan Ramirez: Well, there's no subsitute for experience. Conner MacLeod: What experience? You've been DEAD for five hundred years! "Highlander II: The Quickening "