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13jay · 30th August 2001, 04:36 PM

Hey Diddle Diddle
Inspired by Warm Fuzzy Moments.
Inspires Fic called Jack and Jill seen in Asmiley’s Warm Fuzzy Moments.
Dedicated to: Skip

Asmiley: Why does the dish run away with the spoon?
13 Jay: I know why. Here I’ll tell it to you from an eyewitness point of view.

Apophis: Narrator
Kera: Cat
Moon: prop
Cow: Mechanical
Dog: Daniel
Dish: Jack
Spoon: Sam

Apophis: Hee-hee Jack’s the dish!
Jack: what’s so funny about being the dish?
Apophis: Hee-hee- You’ll see! I love being the Narrator.

Apophis: Hey Diddle Diddle the cat and the fiddle;
The Cow jumped over the moon.

In came a BLACK sheep with a Zat stick.

*Teal’c enters *
Jack: Hey there’s not supposed to be a black sheep with a zat stick in this story!!!!

Teal’c: there isn’t? That’s the way I learned it.
Sam: there really isn’t one.
Teal’c: Oh well.
Apophis: Don’t interrupt! - - The Black Sheep Zats the cow who chases the dish…
* Teal’c zats electrical cow. Mechanical cow goes haywire and chases after Jack. *
Daniel: But it is Funny to see a mechanical cow chasing after Jack!

Apophis: The little dog laughed to see such a site and the dish ran away with the spoon.
… The Cow caught up with the dish and sat on it while the Spoon beat the cow to a pulp. The little dog laughed and the cat played the fiddle. When the cat finished fiddling her song, nothing was wrong cause the Cow had been smashed to pieces. They put marshmallows over his head he woke up and said …
Jack: Oh my god I’m dead!
Sam: No you’re not!
Apophis: the spoon said. The dish was quite bruised not broken or dead, so the dish ran away with the spoon.

Teal’c: I just really love this costume!
Daniel: A sheep with a zat stick. I like it! Hee-hee!
Jack: Hey!
The End!

Brought to you by Jay Inc.

Jessa · 30th August 2001, 04:44 PM

Cool 13jay! a well adapted use of a nursery rhyme to Stargate use. Clever!

Jessa:blpaw:

Maria8475 · 30th August 2001, 05:45 PM

LOL!! definetly funny

I like it too!

But maybe you should think about making Teal'c a little more 'Teal'c-ish'....it would probably add to the humour to have a black zat carrying sheep who didn't used full, sombre sentences, no contractions etc and hadn't heard the rhyme before....oh actually maybe the naughty dsh gave him a fasle version just to make us laugh??

Still good fic :smile:

Skip · 30th August 2001, 06:05 PM

me loves
ahhhhhhhhhhh for me? weally? :blush:
is flattered and vewy vewy gwateful

ENCORE 13JAY!

13jay · 31st August 2001, 10:35 PM

:blush: :blush: THANK YOU ,THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!:blush: :blush:
.

Asmiley · 31st August 2001, 11:06 PM

See I told you it was good sis. I told you they'd love it! I know I do.

See it's 13jay's symbol to have sheep with zat sticks and I just sorta took it over cause I like it and she's never here. well except once in a long while...

Gemsong · 31st August 2001, 11:11 PM

Now that was really cute.

nic · 1st September 2001, 08:17 AM

sweet.

Asmiley · 1st September 2001, 05:16 PM

Glad you peeps like my sister's fic

jsc · 7th September 2001, 02:45 PM

13Jay,
That was delightful! Thank you,...YES, I am glad that you gave T-Man a sense of humor!

Asmiley · 7th September 2001, 02:49 PM

A little inspiration from a sis can go along way.

13jay · 5th December 2001, 12:27 AM

Thanks sis, I am glad I can give you ideas I am not good at putting stories into words. that's why I don't fic mu ch ,but you all see that when I do the fic is good:rolly2: :blush:

Asmiley · 5th December 2001, 12:29 AM

yep do see.

skydiver · 5th December 2001, 01:56 AM

please mangle more nursery ryhmes. that was cute

Asmiley · 5th December 2001, 02:12 AM

She followed my lead I was doing all those warm fuzzy moments so she decided to do her own.

30th August 2001, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	Hey diddle diddle fic Hey Diddle Diddle Inspired by Warm Fuzzy Moments. Inspires Fic called Jack and Jill seen in Asmiley’s Warm Fuzzy Moments. Dedicated to: Skip Asmiley: Why does the dish run away with the spoon? 13 Jay: I know why. Here I’ll tell it to you from an eyewitness point of view. Apophis: Narrator Kera: Cat Moon: prop Cow: Mechanical Dog: Daniel Dish: Jack Spoon: Sam Apophis: Hee-hee Jack’s the dish! Jack: what’s so funny about being the dish? Apophis: Hee-hee- You’ll see! I love being the Narrator. Apophis: Hey Diddle Diddle the cat and the fiddle; The Cow jumped over the moon. In came a BLACK sheep with a Zat stick. Teal’c enters Jack: Hey there’s not supposed to be a black sheep with a zat stick in this story!!!! Teal’c: there isn’t? That’s the way I learned it. Sam: there really isn’t one. Teal’c: Oh well. Apophis: Don’t interrupt! - - The Black Sheep Zats the cow who chases the dish… * Teal’c zats electrical cow. Mechanical cow goes haywire and chases after Jack. * Daniel: But it is Funny to see a mechanical cow chasing after Jack! Apophis: The little dog laughed to see such a site and the dish ran away with the spoon. … The Cow caught up with the dish and sat on it while the Spoon beat the cow to a pulp. The little dog laughed and the cat played the fiddle. When the cat finished fiddling her song, nothing was wrong cause the Cow had been smashed to pieces. They put marshmallows over his head he woke up and said … Jack: Oh my god I’m dead! Sam: No you’re not! Apophis: the spoon said. The dish was quite bruised not broken or dead, so the dish ran away with the spoon. Teal’c: I just really love this costume! Daniel: A sheep with a zat stick. I like it! Hee-hee! Jack: Hey! The End! Brought to you by Jay Inc.

30th August 2001, 04:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	Cool 13jay! a well adapted use of a nursery rhyme to Stargate use. Clever! Jessa:blpaw:

30th August 2001, 05:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	LOL!! definetly funny I like it too! But maybe you should think about making Teal'c a little more 'Teal'c-ish'....it would probably add to the humour to have a black zat carrying sheep who didn't used full, sombre sentences, no contractions etc and hadn't heard the rhyme before....oh actually maybe the naughty dsh gave him a fasle version just to make us laugh?? Still good fic :smile:

30th August 2001, 06:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	me loves ahhhhhhhhhhh for me? weally? :blush: is flattered and vewy vewy gwateful ENCORE 13JAY!

31st August 2001, 10:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	:blush: :blush: THANK YOU ,THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!:blush: :blush: .

31st August 2001, 11:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	See I told you it was good sis. I told you they'd love it! I know I do. See it's 13jay's symbol to have sheep with zat sticks and I just sorta took it over cause I like it and she's never here. well except once in a long while...

31st August 2001, 11:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Now that was really cute.

1st September 2001, 08:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
nic Stomping Turnips Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Newcastle, England Posts: 2,630	sweet.

1st September 2001, 05:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Glad you peeps like my sister's fic

7th September 2001, 02:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,353	13Jay, That was delightful! Thank you,...YES, I am glad that you gave T-Man a sense of humor!

7th September 2001, 02:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	A little inspiration from a sis can go along way.

5th December 2001, 01:56 AM	#14 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	please mangle more nursery ryhmes. that was cute

5th December 2001, 12:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	Thanks sis, I am glad I can give you ideas I am not good at putting stories into words. that's why I don't fic mu ch ,but you all see that when I do the fic is good:rolly2: :blush:

5th December 2001, 12:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	yep do see.

5th December 2001, 02:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	She followed my lead I was doing all those warm fuzzy moments so she decided to do her own.