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13jay · 12th December 2001, 09:39 PM

all the other nursery rymes are taken by my sis:crying: :crying: :flash: :flash: :blpaw:

Skip · 12th December 2001, 09:42 PM

Nah i bet there's still some left

Asmiley · 12th December 2001, 09:47 PM

yeah I didn't do jack and jill or hickery dickery dock... or...

Skip · 12th December 2001, 09:49 PM

there ya go, get ficcing 13jay

Asmiley · 12th December 2001, 09:51 PM

Um Hello! I did!

13jay · 12th December 2001, 09:54 PM

I suppose I will try. But Don 't complain on how long it takes if you want it to be good:blpaw: :blpaw:

Skip · 12th December 2001, 10:03 PM

Kewl

I'm sure it be brill!

13jay · 18th December 2001, 10:49 PM

I am glad you think so cause i'm not so sure:blpaw: :blpaw:

Asmiley · 9th February 2002, 01:34 AM

Come on sis you can do it!

13jay · 14th June 2002, 12:49 AM

Kay! I just thought of one but Not sure how to go about writing it right now!

:erm: :blpaw: :blpaw:

Asmiley · 14th June 2002, 12:57 AM

we're waiting. you're just lucky the mob isn't after you.

Skip · 16th June 2002, 08:02 PM

*whip-ish!* who said we weren't?

13jay · 21st August 2002, 12:59 AM

Next Time I post in this thread I will have finished a new fic.:blpaw:

Asmiley · 26th August 2002, 04:36 PM

I'll hold you to that promise sis!

13jay · 26th October 2002, 07:32 PM

Here you go!

Hey Diddle Diddle
Inspired by fuzzy buzzy bees.
motivated reasoning in Fuzzy buzzy bee seen in Asmiley's Warm Fuzzy Moments.
Dedicated to:ficology

13jay: Why does my sheep zat the cow? Besides the fact that it's funny?
Asmiley: I know why. Here I'll tell it to you from an eyewitness point of view.

13jay: wait a minute How come I don't know why my own sheep zats the cow?
Asmiley: Now that's a good question should we emphasize why you don't know?
13jay: um. Maybe. Now I'm not so sure I want to know.
Asmiley: of course you do. We all do!
13jay: okay then tell it like it is!
Asmiley: actually like it was.
13jay: whatever!

Apophis: Narrator
Cat: Kat
Moon: prop
Cow: Jack
Dog: Daniel
Dish: Hammond
Spoon: Sam

Apophis: Hee-hee Jack's the cow.
Jack: what's so funny about being the cow?
Apophis: Hee-hee- You'll see.

Apophis: Hey! Diddle! Diddle the cat and the fiddle;
The Cow jumped over the moon.

In came a BLACK sheep with a Zat stick.
Jack: wait a minute! I know where this is going and I'm not being the cow!!!
Apophis: aww why not?
Jack: because being zatted by sheep is not in my contract.
Asmiley: we'll see about that...*mental note.hee-hee *
Apophis: oh fine! Who's the cow now?
Hammond: Mmoooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I make a good cow.
Asmiley: You haven't been to the last showing of hey diddle, diddle have you?
Hammond: no. why?
Asmiley: Never mind you can be the cow.
Apophis: Narrator
Cat: Kat
Moon: prop
Cow: Hammond
Dog: Daniel
Dish: Jack
Spoon: Sam

Apophis: I repeat- In walks a black sheep with a zat stick.
*Teal'c enters *
Hammond: Hey since when is there a black sheep in this story? And what's with the zat stick?
Asmiley: ever since the last showing of hey diddle, diddle. And you should have been to the first one.
Apophis: The Black Sheep Zats the cow who falls with a crash!
* Teal'c zats Hammond.*
Apophis: I should have been the dog because I find that part hilarious!
Daniel: Oh no! Is there a doctor in the house?
Janet: Dr. to the rescue!
*Hammond comes to. *
Daniel: Say something!
Hammond: See now brown Cow.
* Teal'c sees that the cow is not Jack and realizes that the dish is Jack. Then he chases after Jack.*
Daniel: But it is Funny to see a sheep with a zat stick chasing after Jack!

Apophis: Agreed. The little dog laughed to see such a site and the dish ran away with the spoon.
The sheep caught up with the dish and zatted it while the Spoon ran for its life.

Teal'c: I just really love this costume!
Daniel: A sheep with a zat stick. I like it! Hee-hee!
Jack: Hey!
The End!

13jay: That is quite hilarious, but it still does not answer my question.
Asmiley: Ohhhh, yeah you're right. It doesn't. Well that's another story.
13jay: Well, I asked a question and now you must answer it, because you said you would.
Asmiley: Like I have all the answers.
13jay: Well yeah when it comes to fics you do.
Asmiley: Ohhh, really? Okay then. Let me think up the real reason... Oh yeah now I remember it's a bee thing.
13jay: What bee thing?
Asmiley: You know the fuzzy buzzy bee.
13jay: That still doesn't explain it.
Asmiley: of course it does. You see when I had Jack play the bee and he fell from that tree, he fell on the black sheep with the zat stick. The sheep didn't like that and he vowed revenge. That's the long version anyway. The short version is Apophis is the narrator.
13jay: That still doesn't answer why the black sheep zatted my mechanical cow?
Asmiley: It all had to do with remote control.
13jay: what about a remote control?
Asmiley: well, see in the first one the sheep got back at Jack by rigging the mechanical cow so that when zatted it would go after Jack.
13jay: that explains it a lot better.
Asmiley: so that's a satisfactory answer then?
13jay: yes absolutely!
Asmiley: Good then this really is,
THE END

Brought to you by Jay and Asmiley Inc.

12th December 2001, 09:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	all the other nursery rymes are taken by my sis:crying: :crying: :flash: :flash: :blpaw:

12th December 2001, 09:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	Nah i bet there's still some left

12th December 2001, 09:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	yeah I didn't do jack and jill or hickery dickery dock... or...

12th December 2001, 09:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	there ya go, get ficcing 13jay

12th December 2001, 09:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Um Hello! I did!

12th December 2001, 09:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	I suppose I will try. But Don 't complain on how long it takes if you want it to be good:blpaw: :blpaw:

12th December 2001, 10:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	Kewl I'm sure it be brill!

18th December 2001, 10:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	I am glad you think so cause i'm not so sure:blpaw: :blpaw:

9th February 2002, 01:34 AM	#24 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Come on sis you can do it!

14th June 2002, 12:49 AM	#25 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	Kay! I just thought of one but Not sure how to go about writing it right now! :erm: :blpaw: :blpaw:

14th June 2002, 12:57 AM	#26 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	we're waiting. you're just lucky the mob isn't after you.

16th June 2002, 08:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	whip-ish! who said we weren't?

21st August 2002, 12:59 AM	#28 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	Next Time I post in this thread I will have finished a new fic.:blpaw:

26th August 2002, 04:36 PM	#29 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	I'll hold you to that promise sis!

26th October 2002, 07:32 PM	#30 (permalink)
13jay Glompler of Doom Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 207	Here you go! Hey Diddle Diddle Inspired by fuzzy buzzy bees. motivated reasoning in Fuzzy buzzy bee seen in Asmiley's Warm Fuzzy Moments. Dedicated to:ficology 13jay: Why does my sheep zat the cow? Besides the fact that it's funny? Asmiley: I know why. Here I'll tell it to you from an eyewitness point of view. 13jay: wait a minute How come I don't know why my own sheep zats the cow? Asmiley: Now that's a good question should we emphasize why you don't know? 13jay: um. Maybe. Now I'm not so sure I want to know. Asmiley: of course you do. We all do! 13jay: okay then tell it like it is! Asmiley: actually like it was. 13jay: whatever! Apophis: Narrator Cat: Kat Moon: prop Cow: Jack Dog: Daniel Dish: Hammond Spoon: Sam Apophis: Hee-hee Jack's the cow. Jack: what's so funny about being the cow? Apophis: Hee-hee- You'll see. Apophis: Hey! Diddle! Diddle the cat and the fiddle; The Cow jumped over the moon. In came a BLACK sheep with a Zat stick. Jack: wait a minute! I know where this is going and I'm not being the cow!!! Apophis: aww why not? Jack: because being zatted by sheep is not in my contract. Asmiley: we'll see about that...mental note.hee-hee Apophis: oh fine! Who's the cow now? Hammond: Mmoooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I make a good cow. Asmiley: You haven't been to the last showing of hey diddle, diddle have you? Hammond: no. why? Asmiley: Never mind you can be the cow. Apophis: Narrator Cat: Kat Moon: prop Cow: Hammond Dog: Daniel Dish: Jack Spoon: Sam Apophis: I repeat- In walks a black sheep with a zat stick. Teal'c enters Hammond: Hey since when is there a black sheep in this story? And what's with the zat stick? Asmiley: ever since the last showing of hey diddle, diddle. And you should have been to the first one. Apophis: The Black Sheep Zats the cow who falls with a crash! * Teal'c zats Hammond.* Apophis: I should have been the dog because I find that part hilarious! Daniel: Oh no! Is there a doctor in the house? Janet: Dr. to the rescue! Hammond comes to. Daniel: Say something! Hammond: See now brown Cow. * Teal'c sees that the cow is not Jack and realizes that the dish is Jack. Then he chases after Jack.* Daniel: But it is Funny to see a sheep with a zat stick chasing after Jack! Apophis: Agreed. The little dog laughed to see such a site and the dish ran away with the spoon. The sheep caught up with the dish and zatted it while the Spoon ran for its life. Teal'c: I just really love this costume! Daniel: A sheep with a zat stick. I like it! Hee-hee! Jack: Hey! The End! 13jay: That is quite hilarious, but it still does not answer my question. Asmiley: Ohhhh, yeah you're right. It doesn't. Well that's another story. 13jay: Well, I asked a question and now you must answer it, because you said you would. Asmiley: Like I have all the answers. 13jay: Well yeah when it comes to fics you do. Asmiley: Ohhh, really? Okay then. Let me think up the real reason... Oh yeah now I remember it's a bee thing. 13jay: What bee thing? Asmiley: You know the fuzzy buzzy bee. 13jay: That still doesn't explain it. Asmiley: of course it does. You see when I had Jack play the bee and he fell from that tree, he fell on the black sheep with the zat stick. The sheep didn't like that and he vowed revenge. That's the long version anyway. The short version is Apophis is the narrator. 13jay: That still doesn't answer why the black sheep zatted my mechanical cow? Asmiley: It all had to do with remote control. 13jay: what about a remote control? Asmiley: well, see in the first one the sheep got back at Jack by rigging the mechanical cow so that when zatted it would go after Jack. 13jay: that explains it a lot better. Asmiley: so that's a satisfactory answer then? 13jay: yes absolutely! Asmiley: Good then this really is, THE END Brought to you by Jay and Asmiley Inc.