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| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| Dancing Shoes Written by Asmiley Production of Asmiley Inc. Dedicated to Skip’s insomnia Note: Welcome to my first SG1 cracked fairy tale. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. The title and parts of it may be varied from what you know of it, which parts? Unknown. I am sure not everyone has heard this story but if you have please tell me! Narrator: Kat Princess 1: Skip Princess 2: Starling Princess 3: Sam Farmer: Daniel King: Mr. Pointy Demons: Apophis, Jack, Teal’c, Dmalfoy, Anilyse Kat: Once Upon a time long, long ago in a far away kingdom there lived a king and his three daughters. One day at breakfast the king noticed his daughters were worn out and their shoes were tattered. He asked... Mr. Pointy: Why are you so tired princess? Kat: But the Princesses all yawned in reply. Mr. Pointy: And why are your shoes tattered? Kat: They each giggled and yawned. The king sent them to bed. This happened continuously and the King worried about his daughters. He sent a proclamation across the land that anyone who could discover the reason for the tattered shoes and the exhausted princesses would have anything he could grant from his kingdom. Knights came from across the land. Each boasting they could stay awake long enough to discover the secret of the princesses. They would sit guard at night outside the door. The king would come in the morning to see the knight asleep at the door and the girls’ shoes tattered and worn. They were immediately locked in the dungeon. Then one day a farmer called Daniel came. He was clever and smart and he knew he could discover what it was that was keeping the princesses up. That night the girls came to him with a glass of milk for him to drink. Skip: Sir? Would you like some milk? Kat: It would have been insulting fort him to refuse so he accepted. He put he cup to his lips but before he drank he smelled something not quite right about the milk. When the princesses weren’t looking he dumped the milk into a nearby plant. Daniel: Good night Princesses! Skip: Goodnight. Sam: Sleep well. Starling: Hee-hee. Kat: Daniel pretended to sleep. He thought maybe that was how the milk was supposed to affect him. He was right. Sam: Wow! He went quicker than any of the others. Skip: So what? Let’s go. Kat: They went back into their room. The oldest princess tapped on the floor three times and said the magic words. Skip: Earth below and Stars above. Open the door to see our love. Kat: Daniel peeked in the doorway and saw a door open in the floor. The princesses had beautiful, flowing gowns on and their new shoes. They wore beautiful colors of Amethyst pink, Sapphire blue, and Emerald green. They started down into the floor. He waited till they were through then he went into the girls’ room and before the door closed he followed them in through this secret passage. It led him down several stairs into a forest of Sliver. The branches and leaves were pure silver. He broke off a branch from one of the trees and put it in his pocket... Daniel: No one will ever believe me if I have no proof I was here. Kat: He hurried to catch up with the princesses. They seemed to move quicker by the minute. He followed them through the forest of silver and soon they were in a forest of pure Gold! He stopped for a minute to get a closer look. It was real gold. He broke off a golden branch and put it in his pocket. As he followed in total amazement of the surroundings they walked into a forest of Diamonds. Daniel: No one is ever going to believe this. Kat: He broke another branch off a tree of diamonds and put it in his pocket. Then he tried to catch up with the princesses but they were going just a little too fast. He kept running till he got to a river. He saw the three princesses on boats with three handsome guys. He had no way of catching up with them now. He turned back and started back through the forest. He heard some arguing. Teal’c: It’s mine! Dmalfoy: No it’s not! It’s mine. Kat: He followed the voices till he saw two gentlemen arguing over a red cloak. One man was shorter than the other and slightly plump and the other was tall and thin. They were dressed nicely but they each had an angry look on their face and were pulling on the cloak. It was a really nice looking cloak. Suddenly Daniel wanted it too. Daniel: Hello gentlemen! Teal’c: Hello Sir. Dmalfoy: Greetings! Daniel: I see that the two of you are having a small argument over a small article of clothing. Teal’c: I found it first! Dmalfoy: no you didn’t! I did! Daniel: Well you both seem agree that it’s not the others. Teal’c: Yes. Dmalfoy: Definitely not his. Daniel: Then it must be neither of yours. Dmalfoy: Well yes that makes sense. Teal’c: Hmm. It does. Daniel: And if it’s neither of yours then it must be mine cause I’m the only other person here. Teal’c: Very well. Dmalfoy: Thank you for all your help. As a token of our appreciation I think you should have the shoes too. Daniel: The shoes? Teal’c: Ah yes. The shoes. Kat: The taller man brings out two shoes with little wings on them. Daniel accepts them. He puts on the cloak and the shoes. He feels himself lift off the ground. The two men behind him exclaim in surprise. Teal’c: Hey! Where did he go? Dmalfoy: He disappeared! Teal’c: Wait a minute he tricked us! Come back here! Kat: Daniel did feel a weird sensation and now that he could float and was invisible to the other two he also saw what they really were. Where the two gentlemen stood before, now stood two horrific Monsters. He flew away and found he was getting away quite quickly. Then He thought about the princesses. Daniel: Oh no! The Princesses! If those two men where anything like the guys they where with… Kat: He quickly headed for the river. He stopped at the river’s edge the way he had before. Daniel: Here’ goes… Kat: He flew across the river with ease. When he got to the other side he saw the girls dancing away with the demons. They were still deep under the spell of this world. Daniel: Skip! Samantha! Starling! Kat: At the sound of Daniel calling their names they snapped out of it. And saw that they were dancing with monsters instead of the men of their dreams. Skip: Aaaaaah! Starling: Aaaaah! Sam: Aaaaah!!! Kat: As the girls pulled away and ran for their lives Daniel did his best to distract the demons. Daniel: Over here you freaks! Jack: Who said that? Apophis: Where did that come from? Anilyse: What was that? Daniel: Me! Over here! You heard what I said! Kat: The Monsters run in the direction of Daniels last words as Daniel quickly flies past them. The cloak however gets caught on one of the demons, and as he goes to catch up with the girls, the Demons see him. Jack: You’ve ruined everything! Anilyse: Girls! Come Back! Apophis: Let’s get him! Kat: The Three Demons run after Daniel and the girls. Daniel and the girls reach the river before the Demons do and they all stopped at the edge. The boats were gone. Daniel: How are we going to get across? Starling: well how did you get here? Daniel: I flew across. Skip: Then we can too. Daniel: How? Sam: We’ll all hold onto you. Daniel: but… Kat: He looks back and sees three angry Demons following after them. Daniel: Okay. Hold on. Kat: The girls all hold on to Daniel. They barely make it across the river. The Demons catch up to them fast by boat. Once Daniel reaches the other side of the river they all start running. They run to the forests. This time however the forest that was Diamonds was filled with snakes; the forest of Gold was filled with bats and the forest of silver was filled with slime. By the time they reached the stairs the Demons were almost at their heels. They started to climb up the stairs. The stairs started to move downward to the ground. The princesses made it out and tried to help pull Daniel up. At the same time the monsters grabbed Daniel’s feet. The princesses pulled him out as the monsters pulled the flying shoes off Daniel’s feet. The princesses stayed up all night talking to Daniel about how he had saved them. The next morning they were exhausted. The King came to see how the night had gone. He found Daniel and the girls asleep and saw that his daughter’s shoes were tattered and torn. Mr. Pointy: Guards! Take this failure to the Dungeon! Kat: At the sound of their father’s voice the girls woke and the princesses pleaded to her father. Starling: Nooooo! Don’t father he saved our lives! Skip: You can’t throw him in the dungeon father! It’s true! Sam: Yes! Please spare him! Let him explain! Mr. Pointy: Very well. Explain to me why I should not put you in the dungeon and what this nonsense of saving my Daughters is. Kat: And so young Daniel explained to the king the adventure he had had the night before and how he had followed the girls through forests of Gold and Silver and Diamonds; how he had met the two monsters in the guise of gentlemen; and how he had found the girls dancing with monsters and saved their lives. At first the King did not believe this fairy tale of a story. Mr. Pointy: You Lie! There is no such place! Kat: Then Daniel felt how heavy his pockets were. He reached in and pulled out a branch of solid gold, a branch of pure silver, and a branch of glistening diamonds. The king was Awed at such a sight as this. At last he believed the story was true. The King had no choice but to give him anything in his kingdom that was his to give. Mr. Pointy: What do you wish to have from my Kingdom? Kat: He looked at the King. He looked at the Princesses. He said… Daniel: Um… I would like to have the hand in marriage to your youngest daughter, Your Majesty. Kat: And so Daniel gave the King the branches as a present and they all lived happily ever after. THE END. |
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| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| the Aftermath Asmiley: I can’t believe I went through with it. It was so hard typing that last line for Daniel to say. Skip: I’m Surprised you actually did it. Kat: I was shocked to read that part too. Peachy: How could you? Asmiley: It was part of the story. Still it was the hardest line to put in there. You know I almost gave myself the part of the youngest princess. But since it was my fic I didn’t think it would be fair. This is the longest fic that is actually close to the real story line. It was completely from memory. I was surprised I got through it without interruptions. I guess I finally picked the right part for Jack: a hideous, scary, horrible monster. Hmm I didn’t have to do too much about his costume. Jack: Hey! Asmiley: You Know I’m kidding. Actually the costumes were sort of cool. Skip: Tell me about it! How would you like to run in stiletto high heels and a dress like that? Asmiley: Glad you didn’t interrupt the fic on that point. Daniel: Actually I almost objected before my last line but the story was going so beautifully I didn’t want to ruin it. Asmiley: Ah yes the “Um…” has it. Of course I knew what you might be thinking when you read that, and then you had to say that. It was only part of the story. No reality to those words whatsoever. But it was in the original story so I felt it had to be written correctly. Actually I know the story is not exactly verbatim to the original but I wanted it to be as close to the original as I remembered it. |
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| It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001
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| LOL! very funny Asmiley!! Jack's a 'hideous, scary, horrible monster' and daniel outwitted dmalfoy!! I LOVE IT!! ![]() have to agree with Peacy about the getting daniel married part though *sob sob* When are we gonna get another one? |
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| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| Thanks! Glad you liked it. ![]() btw... Nice way to talk about the one true reason I even watch Stargate, like that. In answer to dmalfoy's question: It was the way the story was written. That's the way it was supposed to happen. you said you wanted to be the demon I didn't say how the demon would act. If you want me to change the storyline I could but then the fic would have lost it's meaning. Actually I gave the demons more lines than they actually had in the original. It was mostly an account of what happened to the farmer. I thought it was a good story and so I picked it for my first fairytale fic. I wrote all the lines of the charachters before I even put the name in. like I had it as Demon 1, demon2 etc. and King and princess 2, etc. So I just replaced the charachters with the names and went from there. Answer to Maria's question: As soon as I have it finished. I'm writing it but it seems to be going slower than the first one. (The next fic is Sleepless Beauty, then the Tailor then.. well I'm not sure yet. But I know they will be good. ) |
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| THE GODFATHER Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: england
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| Don't get me wrong i like the story and don't change it leave it the way it is. I was just being how i normally am and i really don't mind being tricked by sniffles the geek boy and by the way that is the way maria 8475 refers to him too and she's an avid Daniel fanatic. I'm not though except when he got high on the sarcoughagus. that was good i still was not a fanatic though. lol ![]() |
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| Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit.
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| me likes despite iwas wearing the funky get up and not jack ![]() and since when was i the oldest huh? last i checked both starling and Sam had a few years on me LOLThankee for cheering me up in my convalescence ![]() |
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| Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit.
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| but do i get him--- in a dress? honestly pantos were about cross dressing the dames the female leads i dont know WHERE people got it in their heads i -ahem ![]() i better clear myself up and get well. cant go making jack sick can we? ![]() |
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| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| Oh MI GAWD! you are sooo Psychic it's not even Funny. I'm Afraid. I'm very afraid! And I'm not even seeing dead people! I already wrote the after MAth for the next one and you know what? There's Icecream in it. |
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| Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA
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| That was so good Asmiley! I've never heard that fairytale before, so it was a pleasant surprise!! And you made me narrator! THANK YOU!! I always enjoy being in your fics. Can't wait for more fairy tales! YOU RULE!!!! ![]() |
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