Songs So Bad They Amuse

[littlemissattitude]

Originally Posted by dwndrgn

I'm quite fond of Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult, One Week by Barenaked Ladies and there's always some good laughs with The Battle of 1814, Hot Rod Lincoln and They're Coming to Take me Away.

I agree with you on all those choices, dwndrgn, except for the Barenaked Ladies song, which I don't know.

I also like "Flowers on the Wall" ("Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo/Don't tell me there's nothin' to do") and "Snoopy vs. The Red Baron" - which is pretty awful, if you really listen to it.

[Jayaprakash Satyamurthy]

Originally Posted by Hypes

The english metallers are a lot of posers, anyway.

I'd like to see you telling that to Lemmy Kilminster. Or Tony Iommi.

[polymorphikos]

Anything by Puff Daddy. Or is it P Diddy? Anyway, his songs are laughable in so many ways. Actually, now that i think of it, 80% of the American mainstream Hip-Hop and R&B scene, and anything with a blonde girl in the film-clip who dances energetically as she sings. And yet these are the songs that win awards...

[silvercloak]

Originally Posted by Bigmacscanlan

No, I dont mean stuff where I just take one look and turn away in disgust. Every once in a while you find a track so beautifully awful it reduces you to fits of soggy-eyed laughter. This thread is one in which to share those tracks with the world for all to enjoy.

Here's a few to start us off.

King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas
Blackthrone - Live In A Norway
Gyllene Tider - Ska Vi Älska Så Ska Vi Älska Till Buddy Holly
Anal C*nt - Stayin Alive
Manowar - Brothers Of Metal

Anything by Anal C*nt is hilarious. Just look at some of their songs.

Recycling is gay
I F*ck*d your wife
Van full of retards
I gave your kid aids so you can watch him die
Hitler was a sensitive man
Your kid is deformed
I just saw the gayest guy on earth
Pottery is gay

Ever heard of GG Allin. He is the head of scumpunk. Some of his songs are great too.

Gimme some head
Suck my *** it smells
You hate me and I hate you
I wanna eat you out
Bite it you scum

Unfortunately usually these bands songs name's are more funny than the actual song.

[Ivo]

Just about anything by Tiny Tim...