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wikiberry · 17th July 2001, 08:30 PM

okay.
i think we've got quote threads for all the major
sci fi series.
and we also have place this movie quote thread as well.

this tread is for quotes from everywhere and anywhere.
cartoons, movies quotes, adverts whatever.
it doesn't have to be sci fi.

cos i love quotes!!!

and here's one.

Homer Simpson: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
(the simpsons)

Arc_Angel · 18th July 2001, 07:07 AM

Ya, I love that quote

I liked this one from the start of the Simpsons in the Theme tune

"Simpson, Homer Simpson,
he's the greatest guy in history,
from the, town of Springfield,
he's about to hit a chestnut tree,
arrrgghh!!!"

(sing like the Flintstones Theme tune)

that cracked me up

wikiberry · 18th July 2001, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arc_Angel
that cracked me up

yeah, i can see why!

wikiberry · 18th July 2001, 03:39 PM

When angry, count four;
when very angry, swear.

(Mark Twain)

Maria8475 · 18th July 2001, 05:09 PM

umm quotes are very lovable aren't they?

Okay just a few off the top of my head.

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.- Groucho Marx

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.- Samuel Goldwyn

Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Homer Simpson

You can't fight in here, this is the war room.
- The President from "Dr. Strangelove''

I wish I could, but I don't want to.- Phoebe Buffay, Friends

If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!- Joey Tribbiani, Friends

Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife? - Rachel Green, Friends

---
will see if i can think of some more.
:star:

wikiberry · 19th July 2001, 12:44 PM

Matrimony is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
(Helen Rowland)

Milhouse: It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy.
(the Simpsons)

Maria8475 · 19th July 2001, 02:14 PM

LOL!! LOVE the milhouse one!!

D4rk 3vil L()rd · 20th July 2001, 12:00 PM

A quote from the Simpsons...

*Homer has just found out that his car has been clamped. This is from the new york ep of the simpsons. Anyway, he goes to the phone booth to find out y, and how he can get rid of it....*

Homer:<diles number>

Woman: Hello. And welcome to the New york police dept. To plead guilty, press one!

Homer:<presses one>

Woman: your plea has been...

Grumpy sounding man: REJECTED!

Woman: You will be assesed the full fine, plus a small...

Man: large, lateness, penelty!

Woman: Please wait by your veichle from the hours of 9am to 5 pm for officer Steve.....

Man: Grabouski!

Homer:<buts the phone down and moans>

:lol:

wikiberry · 21st July 2001, 08:29 AM

lol

i love the simpsons quotes!!!

Maria8475 · 21st July 2001, 11:22 AM

LOL here's another simpson's one:

Lisa's instructor: Turn that frown upside down.
Lisa smiles
Instructor: That's a smile not an upside down frown!

wikiberry · 24th July 2001, 06:02 PM

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't
want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen

little star · 29th July 2001, 02:25 AM

that's funny, wikiberry.

Also love the Simpsons quotes. That show is a goldmine for funny quotes!!!!!

wikiberry · 2nd August 2001, 06:33 AM

definitely!!!

wikiberry · 5th August 2001, 06:15 AM

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

i mean this actually happend! can ya believe it?

Dave · 24th August 2001, 09:37 PM

That last one was a hoot!

Sorry I can't beat that!

Quote:

Originally said by Homer Simpson
Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy.

17th July 2001, 08:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	Funny quotes okay. i think we've got quote threads for all the major sci fi series. and we also have place this movie quote thread as well. this tread is for quotes from everywhere and anywhere. cartoons, movies quotes, adverts whatever. it doesn't have to be sci fi. cos i love quotes!!! and here's one. Homer Simpson: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." (the simpsons)

29th July 2001, 02:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
little star expert member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: USA Posts: 497	hehe that's funny, wikiberry. Also love the Simpsons quotes. That show is a goldmine for funny quotes!!!!!

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18th July 2001, 07:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Arc_Angel Mr. Flibble is very cross Join Date: May 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,873	Ya, I love that quote I liked this one from the start of the Simpsons in the Theme tune "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree, arrrgghh!!!" (sing like the Flintstones Theme tune) that cracked me up

18th July 2001, 03:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. (Mark Twain)

18th July 2001, 05:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	umm quotes are very lovable aren't they? Okay just a few off the top of my head. Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.- Groucho Marx She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.- Samuel Goldwyn Operator! Give me the number for 911! - Homer Simpson You can't fight in here, this is the war room. - The President from "Dr. Strangelove'' I wish I could, but I don't want to.- Phoebe Buffay, Friends If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!- Joey Tribbiani, Friends Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife? - Rachel Green, Friends --- will see if i can think of some more. :star:

19th July 2001, 12:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	Matrimony is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain. (Helen Rowland) Milhouse: It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy. (the Simpsons)

19th July 2001, 02:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	LOL!! LOVE the milhouse one!!

20th July 2001, 12:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
D4rk 3vil L()rd Something Happened... Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 1,885	A quote from the Simpsons... Homer has just found out that his car has been clamped. This is from the new york ep of the simpsons. Anyway, he goes to the phone booth to find out y, and how he can get rid of it.... Homer:<diles number> Woman: Hello. And welcome to the New york police dept. To plead guilty, press one! Homer:<presses one> Woman: your plea has been... Grumpy sounding man: REJECTED! Woman: You will be assesed the full fine, plus a small... Man: large, lateness, penelty! Woman: Please wait by your veichle from the hours of 9am to 5 pm for officer Steve..... Man: Grabouski! Homer:<buts the phone down and moans> :lol:

21st July 2001, 08:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	lol i love the simpsons quotes!!!

21st July 2001, 11:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	LOL here's another simpson's one: Lisa's instructor: Turn that frown upside down. Lisa smiles Instructor: That's a smile not an upside down frown!

24th July 2001, 06:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -Woody Allen

2nd August 2001, 06:33 AM	#13 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	definitely!!!

5th August 2001, 06:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call. i mean this actually happend! can ya believe it?