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nic · 26th July 2001, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shiloh
To get silly for a minute: a cute fanfic, missing scene, the guys go to the "Jello arena":

http://www.stargatefan.com/fictionms/guystuff.html

LOL:laugh2: that was hillarious!!

skydiver · 26th July 2001, 09:59 PM

that is one of THE funniest missing scenes i've ever read.

anyone who wants a giggle head on over. it is well, well worth the read

tatter · 27th July 2001, 02:17 AM

that was the best.:rolly2:

ShelbyS · 27th July 2001, 11:55 AM

Oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing so much! That wa hilarious.

Hey sky, what a good why to get rid of that god awful beanie of Jack's!

skydiver · 27th July 2001, 02:42 PM

i am developing a serious problem with that hat...if he's gonna wear a beanine at least let it be a rainbow colored one with a propeller on top...teal'c can stand by him and blow on it...:rolly2:

shiloh · 2nd August 2001, 08:26 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an image!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Manco · 5th August 2001, 12:20 PM

this ep was alright. some good lines (star wars and jello) and we finally got to see a little about sams life but i think that it could have gonbe a lot deeper. yes the writers only have 43 mins to do a story I still think that sams life etc and even the military side (jack and hammy) could have been investigated a lot deeper.
But the mini gate was cool and we did get to learn a bit about oma's and orlin's kind. i think this would be in sixth place of all the season five eps.

Its good fun reading everyone's opinion and everyone is entitled to one.

bummer · 19th August 2001, 02:31 AM

I just finished watching this ep again on Showtime...and I'm still astounded by the getup Teal'c chose for his foray to Sam's house........I know, it's already been mentioned here, but what's up with that, anyway????? How extremely weird!!! Do you think Jack picked the outfit for him as a joke?? I wouldn't put it past him! I can just imagine how he stood out at the jello matches! WOW!

Dave · 26th September 2001, 06:58 PM

This was a very funny episode, full of little gems:

(Jack's big honkin' weapon)
Teal'c: It is a weapon of great power.
Jack: Big and honkin'.

(Jack outside the toilet with Sam)
Jack: I'm gonna pee.
Sam: Yes, Sir.

(What do we do next?)
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello.
Jack: Call Daniel!

(Orlan on making an Emerald): That reminds me you're going to need a new microwave.

(Orlan on making a Stargate): Oh! And you're going to need a new toaster.

They should be very careful. I recognised the man from the Pentagon. He's a very dangerous person

We finally got to see Sam's house -- that must have upset some people -- there were no motorcycles or leathers, no electronic repair kits, no DIY hardware... but also there was no knitting, no flower arranging... she really does need some hobbies!

And Teal'c has seen Star Wars nine times -- well we already know that he doesn't get out much.

padders · 26th September 2001, 07:03 PM

That guy from the pentagon.. wouldn't it be easier for him to snap his fingers to get the weapon? strange.... seriously though, is there a sci-fi show he has not been on i wonder, or one where he played a good guy either!

I actually really liked this episode. It finally gave Sam a bit of a life, or exposed perhaps her lack of one but also showed her non work side we she puts on a lot. A really good episode and one that has been needed me thinks. I think perhaps the romance should have got one stage further before it ended but then i guess the ending would not have been quite so powerful, ie he did that despite her pretty much rejecting him.. although she followed him through the stargate.. ok it is complicated.

but yeah, at least 8/10 maybe 9.

markpud · 26th September 2001, 07:14 PM

not a bad episode....

Q

He turns up from no-where with the power to go over Hammond's head (clicked his fingers - hehe)

Quote:

(What do we do next?)
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello.
Jack: Call Daniel!

I liked this one so much I put it in my sig

Nice to see Sams home life, I expected her place to be more of a tecchies paradise though... (like mine

)

I wonder if re-establishing contact with the swirly light aliens will have any ramifications with the harcesis child situation??

And that fella ordered how much stuff on Sams credit card? How would he be able to get authorisation for so much stuff to a civilian address, I doubt Sam has clearance for that... or that she can afford to pay the bill, plus get a new toaster and microwave

pamie · 26th September 2001, 08:02 PM

Yep I really liked this one...great to see some of Sam's life and her house

Some of the quotes had me in stiches (big honkin' weapon

)

Liked the story but like Padders thought they could have taken the 'romance' a little further plus Orlan was quite cute:kisses:

Mark- like you description of Orlan (swirly light aliens

) and yeah I had not thught it might have something to do with the harcesis child.

I will give this one 9/10

Brit Chick · 27th September 2001, 09:57 AM

What a great eppy. I am so glad I taped it - I'm gonna be watching that scene on Sam's front porch with Teal'c in the hat, red bandana and oooh those gorgeous tight black jeans.

It was good to see Sam (and the others) outside the SCG in civvies (sorry, I'm going back to those jeans again !!!)

Fantastic one liners - the big honkin weapon, the ring of jello, and Danny's wonderful sarcasm to 'Q' in reply to his question 'need I remind you of the dangers...etc etc : Danny: yes, and please and could you go slow !!

Loved it all

Skip · 27th September 2001, 11:49 AM

what a great eppy....

'yeah i've solved all that meaning of life stuff...'

SOOOOOOOOOOOO groovy! yeah, decided i do love season five!!!!

we've had sam, we've had teal'c.... will we get daniel and jack episodes PLLLLLEEEEEASE!

'have pizza!'

OMG when you see Jack trying to peek hehehe.....

imported_Aphrodite · 27th September 2001, 05:46 PM

This was a wonderful episode....and its about time Sam had some romance in her life:kisses: :kisses: Orlan was gorgeous (not as sexy as Jack) I liked the part where Jack is trying to peek in her house to see who is there (was he jealous?) and what on earth was Teal'c wearing! call the fashion police!

That Q bloke is annoying in whatever show he's been in. (he's probably nice in person) At the end I had tears in my eyes...:crying: (I'm a romantic at heart)

26th September 2001, 06:58 PM	#114 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,443	5. 3: Ascension. This was a very funny episode, full of little gems: (Jack's big honkin' weapon) Teal'c: It is a weapon of great power. Jack: Big and honkin'. (Jack outside the toilet with Sam) Jack: I'm gonna pee. Sam: Yes, Sir. (What do we do next?) Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello. Jack: Call Daniel! (Orlan on making an Emerald): That reminds me you're going to need a new microwave. (Orlan on making a Stargate): Oh! And you're going to need a new toaster. They should be very careful. I recognised the man from the Pentagon. He's a very dangerous person We finally got to see Sam's house -- that must have upset some people -- there were no motorcycles or leathers, no electronic repair kits, no DIY hardware... but also there was no knitting, no flower arranging... she really does need some hobbies! And Teal'c has seen Star Wars nine times -- well we already know that he doesn't get out much.

26th July 2001, 09:59 PM	#107 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	that is one of THE funniest missing scenes i've ever read. anyone who wants a giggle head on over. it is well, well worth the read

27th July 2001, 02:17 AM	#108 (permalink)
tatter Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: a galaxy far, far away... Posts: 669	that was the best.:rolly2:

27th July 2001, 11:55 AM	#109 (permalink)
ShelbyS Rob Cooper's #1 Fan Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,567	Oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing so much! That wa hilarious. Hey sky, what a good why to get rid of that god awful beanie of Jack's!

27th July 2001, 02:42 PM	#110 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	i am developing a serious problem with that hat...if he's gonna wear a beanine at least let it be a rainbow colored one with a propeller on top...teal'c can stand by him and blow on it...:rolly2:

2nd August 2001, 08:26 PM	#111 (permalink)
shiloh Cogito ergo doleo Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Culver City, California Posts: 630	LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an image! :lol: :lol: :lol:

5th August 2001, 12:20 PM	#112 (permalink)
Manco The Man With No Name Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The Tau'ri Posts: 850	this ep was alright. some good lines (star wars and jello) and we finally got to see a little about sams life but i think that it could have gonbe a lot deeper. yes the writers only have 43 mins to do a story I still think that sams life etc and even the military side (jack and hammy) could have been investigated a lot deeper. But the mini gate was cool and we did get to learn a bit about oma's and orlin's kind. i think this would be in sixth place of all the season five eps. Its good fun reading everyone's opinion and everyone is entitled to one.

19th August 2001, 02:31 AM	#113 (permalink)
bummer Bruce Campbell love slave Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 370	I just finished watching this ep again on Showtime...and I'm still astounded by the getup Teal'c chose for his foray to Sam's house........I know, it's already been mentioned here, but what's up with that, anyway????? How extremely weird!!! Do you think Jack picked the outfit for him as a joke?? I wouldn't put it past him! I can just imagine how he stood out at the jello matches! WOW!

26th September 2001, 07:03 PM	#115 (permalink)
padders System Lord of ASciFi.com Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 2,810	That guy from the pentagon.. wouldn't it be easier for him to snap his fingers to get the weapon? strange.... seriously though, is there a sci-fi show he has not been on i wonder, or one where he played a good guy either! I actually really liked this episode. It finally gave Sam a bit of a life, or exposed perhaps her lack of one but also showed her non work side we she puts on a lot. A really good episode and one that has been needed me thinks. I think perhaps the romance should have got one stage further before it ended but then i guess the ending would not have been quite so powerful, ie he did that despite her pretty much rejecting him.. although she followed him through the stargate.. ok it is complicated. but yeah, at least 8/10 maybe 9.

26th September 2001, 08:02 PM	#117 (permalink)
pamie Space Monkey! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: South coast of the UK Posts: 3,091	Yep I really liked this one...great to see some of Sam's life and her house Some of the quotes had me in stiches (big honkin' weapon ) Liked the story but like Padders thought they could have taken the 'romance' a little further plus Orlan was quite cute:kisses: Mark- like you description of Orlan (swirly light aliens ) and yeah I had not thught it might have something to do with the harcesis child. I will give this one 9/10

27th September 2001, 09:57 AM	#118 (permalink)
Brit Chick Ooh look - shiny things ! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London Posts: 276	What a great eppy. I am so glad I taped it - I'm gonna be watching that scene on Sam's front porch with Teal'c in the hat, red bandana and oooh those gorgeous tight black jeans. It was good to see Sam (and the others) outside the SCG in civvies (sorry, I'm going back to those jeans again !!!) Fantastic one liners - the big honkin weapon, the ring of jello, and Danny's wonderful sarcasm to 'Q' in reply to his question 'need I remind you of the dangers...etc etc : Danny: yes, and please and could you go slow !! Loved it all

27th September 2001, 11:49 AM	#119 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	what a great eppy.... 'yeah i've solved all that meaning of life stuff...' SOOOOOOOOOOOO groovy! yeah, decided i do love season five!!!! we've had sam, we've had teal'c.... will we get daniel and jack episodes PLLLLLEEEEEASE! 'have pizza!' OMG when you see Jack trying to peek hehehe.....

27th September 2001, 05:46 PM	#120 (permalink)
imported_Aphrodite Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Mount Olympus Posts: 259	This was a wonderful episode....and its about time Sam had some romance in her life:kisses: :kisses: Orlan was gorgeous (not as sexy as Jack) I liked the part where Jack is trying to peek in her house to see who is there (was he jealous?) and what on earth was Teal'c wearing! call the fashion police! That Q bloke is annoying in whatever show he's been in. (he's probably nice in person) At the end I had tears in my eyes...:crying: (I'm a romantic at heart)