What if SG-1 came to visit....Again? - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

MsGudBod · 6th July 2001, 01:32 PM

Disclaimer: The characters of the SG-1 are not mine, but the property of MGM and Showtime. I only wish I owned them so i could chain Teal'c in my beaudoir and do naught........Sorry. Back on track, oh right, my disclaimer. The story written is fictitous and is only written for entertainment here on Ascifi.com. No money was received for this product <as if anybody would buy it anyway> *sorry, I just read a Skip disclaimer. Rubs off easily.

* Love you Skippy.

Co-written by: MsGudBod and JSC (with permission from Gemmsong)

Character list: SG-1 (of course) and members of the Ascifi Mob (JSC, Gemmsong, Peachy, Starling, Skip, Coffeecup, Bee, Annette and last but certainly never least KatDonovan. oops! oh yeah, and me-MGB)

Here it goes, Hope you all like it.

What if SG-1 came to visit......Again?

The 10 ladies gathered on the balcony and conversed easily,
as if they had known each other forever. No one watching in the distance would believe this was their first time all together in one place. They had never seen each other before, knew each other only by the call names they gave themselves in order to post their varied opinions on an Internet website known as Ascifi.com. A website that allowed people from all over the world
to share an interest in the world of science fiction.

"I am so glad you suggested we all meet finally, JSC. Gatecon would have been fun, but somehow this seems almost perfect. To be in the 'big easy' during Mardi Gras!" Starling just oozed with excitement.

"Oh yeah! And you gals know how much Starling and I love to have a good time." Peachy couldn't help adding with equal enthusiasm.

"Well I have always wanted to visit New Orleans." Annette joined in. "I've heard the 'big easy' is notorious for it's Mardi Gras season."

"And when MGB told me that this year the Mardi Gras committee would be adding a Stargate float sporting actual props from the series, I just knew this would be a great place for us to finally get together and enjoy it's debut." JSC finished.

"Well I hope this won't be the last time we all get together. Maybe next time you guys can come during the Couch Chon De La Festival." MGB beamed hopefully. Adding as a careless after thought that Couch Con De La meant roast pig celebration.

"Well as long as they don't try to roast Dave, I'll consider going." Skip huffed as she stroked Dave's feathery back muttering "There, there, Dave. I won't let' em touch a feather on your pretty lil head."

"You may want to leave Dave home next time, Skip. The coonies I know will eat anything that don't eat them first, even a 3ft. tall talking chicken." MGB divulged this tidbit with both remorse mingled with pride,for she was considered a coonie herself.

"Who are these Coonies?" Bee asked.

"Yeah, and should we be frightened of them?" Kat added, both ladies drifting back into the general conversation after finishing off a private argument over whether some guy on the street below looked more like whose favorite character from a novel they had read. Bee came out the winner with
the guy resembling her character, Gian Ren.

MGB tried to be brief, but it seemed as though she would never be able to enlighten her friends on all the different intricacies of her culture and heritage and that of the multitude around them. She did, however, inform them that 'coonie' was a nickname short for Coonass, which was a name given
to people of mixed descent. First Acadians in exile from Nova Scotia ... But before she could completely finish her history lesson, Gemmsong spotted the eagerly awaited float that they had all come to see, making it's way gracefully up Bourbon Street amidst the drunken revel rousers.

"Stick a bookmark in it MGB. Here comes our 'baby'." Gemmie said a little more harshly than she had intended, due to
her thinned anticipation. She gave MGB an apologetic smile, which they both shared as they turned to watch their 'baby' glide down the lane. They could here shouts of "Throw me something, mister!" Coming from all around them, Especially from Coffeecup,
Peachy, Starling, and Skip's end of the balcony. When the others turned to look at them all they could do was grin sheepishly as if to say "when in Rome....."

As the float got nearer Gemmsong and JSC pointed out the original show props they could see. Noting that there was a sarcophagus lain out on the far right side of the large platform with a palatial design to one side and a huge 'Stargate' in the middle of the float. They all knew it was the real thing.
The group of ladies were all quiet, now, as they each scanned the platform imprinting the details of every nook and cranny of the huge float to memory. Coffeecup was the first to notice the movement of the huge replicated metal gate. She almost dropped her 'Akula', a coffee flavored cocktail. Then it moved again, as if dialing. She had an eerie feeling that
this was not a part of the fan fare. 'Do the others see that,' she thought. She couldn't tear her eyes away for a second, not even to ask Gemmy, who stood beside her; 'did she see it too?'. She hoped it wouldn't turn out to be a part of her imagination or worst just the product of too many fan fics she'd read and mingled together in her sub-conscience that was just dying to
escape.

She need not have worried herself, because it was real and they all had seen it. And likewise each one couldn't take their eyes off of it. Then it locked. Chevron 7 was in place. Whoosh! A gush almost like a tidalwave rushed forth, then it was gone, to leave behind an Oceanic blue pool of what appeared to be water and energy flowing without spilling in a
metal pool tilted on it's side.

Coffeecups 'Akula' splashed to floor forgotten, along with
Peachy's, Kat's and Bee's, as the noise and revelry got louder, if that was possible. The crowd below got wilder at what they thought to be a part of the show. The Chaapa'ai's activation and the sudden appearance of the four fatigue clad individuals.

Down on the moving platform below Jack, Teal'c, Sam and Daniel stood in bewilderment amidst those unrelenting shouts of "Throw me somethingMister!"
Teal'c tilted his head to the side and looked at O'Neill to ask "What do they want thrown and to whom exactly are they making this plea?"

"Beats the Hell out of me, Teal'c. All I know is it ain't me,
because I ceased to be a 'Mister' when I joined the Air Force."

"Well it's not me" Daniel interjected as he smugly added, "I'm a Doctor." And grinned.

"It obviously isn't me, sir." Sam just couldn't resist adding
mischievously.
The conversation having come full circle had Teal'c replying in kind "Nor can it be I, since I know nothing of what they wish this 'Mister' to throw."

As the gate closed behind them a poor replica of a
Hollywoodized version of Cleopatra sauntered over to them to say, "Hey, I don't know where you guys came from, but you'd better get to waving at the crowd before they rush us, and toss a few of these every now and then" As she handed each of
them numerous strings of beads in shades of purple, green and gold.

Accepting the beads reluctantly Major Carter looked at Colonel O'Neill "Is she serious, sir?"

"It appears so, Carter. Look let's just humor her till we figure out where and what we're dealing with here." He lifted his right hand palm out and began to fan it from the wrist up, back and forth. They each in turn begin to do the same. Catching sight of Teal'c out of the corner of his eye, Jack remarked "That gold tattoo of yours seems to blend in with the
dÃ©cor, so to speak."

With a lift of an eyebrow and a firm set of the mouth Teal'c
replied "Humph. So it would seem."

As the float moved on, the ladies on the balcony began to come out of their 'Gate' induced shock. Finding her tongue, Kat said, "Did you guys see that?"

"Of course we saw it, you dolt! We all have eyes and all twenty were glued to that float." Bee answered Kat with a playful smack to the back of the head.

to be continued..............

KatDonovan · 6th July 2001, 02:07 PM

LOL :lol:LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol:

That is so COOL!!

It's so great MGB!! Can't wait for more!!

You sure got me and Bee down pat, sounds just like the two of us when we get together LOL :lol:

Keep it coming!!

Skip · 6th July 2001, 03:27 PM

oh just roflmao!

MORE MORE ENCORE STANDING OVATION!

*mob: you are making a fool of yourself

*skip: so what?

MOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEE

peachy · 6th July 2001, 04:02 PM

LOL, this is great mgb, us al together drinking cocktails

cant wait to read the rest, i wonder what mischief we'll get
up to:evil: ...peachy

jsc · 6th July 2001, 06:23 PM

I am not a writer I am a sugjester so don't get any ideas....so I am waiting for the next part just as you fellow mob members are!
I have no idea what is going on with the story and I do not have veto power especially where T-Man is concerned! But I do have my torture rod and staf weapon (gifts from Master Bra'tac....) and the hounds and bovine persuader.... (just in case anyone thought I wrote anything!)

MS.GUD BOD....don't give them any false ideas!
BY THE WAY, THIS IS AN ENJOYABLE STORY!

Gemsong · 6th July 2001, 08:13 PM

Did I give permission? I don't remember.

:shrug: Who cares.

Let's see some more!

Do I get Jack? Please? I'll beg. I'll be your bestest friend. I'll give you chocolate. Or chocolate flavored body lotion for Teal'c. What do you say?

Can you say obsessed with Jack? I knew you could.

Rowan · 6th July 2001, 09:07 PM

Oh, BRAVO!!!!

imported_Bee · 6th July 2001, 11:17 PM

LOL :lol:LOL :lol:LOL :lol:

That was funny!

*Bee rushes into her childrens room and grabs her Mardi Gras beads she had given them to play with. She then rushes back to her computer*

I'm all set where's the rest

imported_Sandman · 7th July 2001, 12:05 AM

A Mardi Gras party stargate style-love it!

:laugh2:

MsGudBod · 7th July 2001, 02:25 AM

Thanks, for the support guys. I hope it turns out to be as much fun for you as it is for me writting it. Be forewarned I may stretche the bounds of lunacy with this one. Not my intention to offend, so I apologize in advance for any future "sick jokes" if any.

Quote:

MS.GUD BOD....don't give them any false ideas!
Posted by JSC

would i do that? <steals Gemmy's false innocence to project here> alright, alright, so i would. Hey misery loves company. LOL I got to thinking that if the mob had someone besides just me to hound, it would cut my hound time in half. LOL Hope i can still count on your "suggestions" .

imported_Bee · 7th July 2001, 02:29 AM

Don't worry MGB the mob can 'hound' a lot of writers at one time. The mob is multi talented

And with the pack of animals it is assembling in Skips fic there are plenty of pets to hunt down all the ficcers

MsGudBod · 7th July 2001, 03:13 AM

Oh, yes Bee. plenty enough to go around. all with a zeal for their task too.:rolly2:

Quote:

Do I get Jack? Please? I'll beg. I'll be your bestest friend. I'll give you chocolate. Or chocolate flavored body lotion for Teal'c. What do you say?
Posted by Gemmsong

I say....."How do you want him?" YOu know my weaknesses. Pulled out the big guns too. Teal'c and Chocolate. *eyes glossing over, drool poors unchecked*

:blush:

Rowan · 7th July 2001, 03:38 AM

'Way back in Trekdom, there was a piece written about what would happen if the transporter beam switched the crew of the Enterprize with the TV show cast. A Serious hoot.

Someone did someting similar with the last 6 months or so playing around with Stargate and even though I can't remember the name [I read a LOT], I remember finding it the kind of story that you had to clear your monitor after you read it.

coffeecup · 7th July 2001, 03:52 AM

MGB, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! chocolate-flavor body lotion and Tealc :naughty: excuse the drool............Great Beginning...............chocolate and Tealc................

Gemsong · 7th July 2001, 11:13 AM

Chocolate and Jack....

Drool......

:having energy surges::

6th July 2001, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	What if SG-1 came to visit....Again? Disclaimer: The characters of the SG-1 are not mine, but the property of MGM and Showtime. I only wish I owned them so i could chain Teal'c in my beaudoir and do naught........Sorry. Back on track, oh right, my disclaimer. The story written is fictitous and is only written for entertainment here on Ascifi.com. No money was received for this product <as if anybody would buy it anyway> sorry, I just read a Skip disclaimer. Rubs off easily. Love you Skippy. Co-written by: MsGudBod and JSC (with permission from Gemmsong) Character list: SG-1 (of course) and members of the Ascifi Mob (JSC, Gemmsong, Peachy, Starling, Skip, Coffeecup, Bee, Annette and last but certainly never least KatDonovan. oops! oh yeah, and me-MGB) Here it goes, Hope you all like it. What if SG-1 came to visit......Again? The 10 ladies gathered on the balcony and conversed easily, as if they had known each other forever. No one watching in the distance would believe this was their first time all together in one place. They had never seen each other before, knew each other only by the call names they gave themselves in order to post their varied opinions on an Internet website known as Ascifi.com. A website that allowed people from all over the world to share an interest in the world of science fiction. "I am so glad you suggested we all meet finally, JSC. Gatecon would have been fun, but somehow this seems almost perfect. To be in the 'big easy' during Mardi Gras!" Starling just oozed with excitement. "Oh yeah! And you gals know how much Starling and I love to have a good time." Peachy couldn't help adding with equal enthusiasm. "Well I have always wanted to visit New Orleans." Annette joined in. "I've heard the 'big easy' is notorious for it's Mardi Gras season." "And when MGB told me that this year the Mardi Gras committee would be adding a Stargate float sporting actual props from the series, I just knew this would be a great place for us to finally get together and enjoy it's debut." JSC finished. "Well I hope this won't be the last time we all get together. Maybe next time you guys can come during the Couch Chon De La Festival." MGB beamed hopefully. Adding as a careless after thought that Couch Con De La meant roast pig celebration. "Well as long as they don't try to roast Dave, I'll consider going." Skip huffed as she stroked Dave's feathery back muttering "There, there, Dave. I won't let' em touch a feather on your pretty lil head." "You may want to leave Dave home next time, Skip. The coonies I know will eat anything that don't eat them first, even a 3ft. tall talking chicken." MGB divulged this tidbit with both remorse mingled with pride,for she was considered a coonie herself. "Who are these Coonies?" Bee asked. "Yeah, and should we be frightened of them?" Kat added, both ladies drifting back into the general conversation after finishing off a private argument over whether some guy on the street below looked more like whose favorite character from a novel they had read. Bee came out the winner with the guy resembling her character, Gian Ren. MGB tried to be brief, but it seemed as though she would never be able to enlighten her friends on all the different intricacies of her culture and heritage and that of the multitude around them. She did, however, inform them that 'coonie' was a nickname short for Coonass, which was a name given to people of mixed descent. First Acadians in exile from Nova Scotia ... But before she could completely finish her history lesson, Gemmsong spotted the eagerly awaited float that they had all come to see, making it's way gracefully up Bourbon Street amidst the drunken revel rousers. "Stick a bookmark in it MGB. Here comes our 'baby'." Gemmie said a little more harshly than she had intended, due to her thinned anticipation. She gave MGB an apologetic smile, which they both shared as they turned to watch their 'baby' glide down the lane. They could here shouts of "Throw me something, mister!" Coming from all around them, Especially from Coffeecup, Peachy, Starling, and Skip's end of the balcony. When the others turned to look at them all they could do was grin sheepishly as if to say "when in Rome....." As the float got nearer Gemmsong and JSC pointed out the original show props they could see. Noting that there was a sarcophagus lain out on the far right side of the large platform with a palatial design to one side and a huge 'Stargate' in the middle of the float. They all knew it was the real thing. The group of ladies were all quiet, now, as they each scanned the platform imprinting the details of every nook and cranny of the huge float to memory. Coffeecup was the first to notice the movement of the huge replicated metal gate. She almost dropped her 'Akula', a coffee flavored cocktail. Then it moved again, as if dialing. She had an eerie feeling that this was not a part of the fan fare. 'Do the others see that,' she thought. She couldn't tear her eyes away for a second, not even to ask Gemmy, who stood beside her; 'did she see it too?'. She hoped it wouldn't turn out to be a part of her imagination or worst just the product of too many fan fics she'd read and mingled together in her sub-conscience that was just dying to escape. She need not have worried herself, because it was real and they all had seen it. And likewise each one couldn't take their eyes off of it. Then it locked. Chevron 7 was in place. Whoosh! A gush almost like a tidalwave rushed forth, then it was gone, to leave behind an Oceanic blue pool of what appeared to be water and energy flowing without spilling in a metal pool tilted on it's side. Coffeecups 'Akula' splashed to floor forgotten, along with Peachy's, Kat's and Bee's, as the noise and revelry got louder, if that was possible. The crowd below got wilder at what they thought to be a part of the show. The Chaapa'ai's activation and the sudden appearance of the four fatigue clad individuals. Down on the moving platform below Jack, Teal'c, Sam and Daniel stood in bewilderment amidst those unrelenting shouts of "Throw me somethingMister!" Teal'c tilted his head to the side and looked at O'Neill to ask "What do they want thrown and to whom exactly are they making this plea?" "Beats the Hell out of me, Teal'c. All I know is it ain't me, because I ceased to be a 'Mister' when I joined the Air Force." "Well it's not me" Daniel interjected as he smugly added, "I'm a Doctor." And grinned. "It obviously isn't me, sir." Sam just couldn't resist adding mischievously. The conversation having come full circle had Teal'c replying in kind "Nor can it be I, since I know nothing of what they wish this 'Mister' to throw." As the gate closed behind them a poor replica of a Hollywoodized version of Cleopatra sauntered over to them to say, "Hey, I don't know where you guys came from, but you'd better get to waving at the crowd before they rush us, and toss a few of these every now and then" As she handed each of them numerous strings of beads in shades of purple, green and gold. Accepting the beads reluctantly Major Carter looked at Colonel O'Neill "Is she serious, sir?" "It appears so, Carter. Look let's just humor her till we figure out where and what we're dealing with here." He lifted his right hand palm out and began to fan it from the wrist up, back and forth. They each in turn begin to do the same. Catching sight of Teal'c out of the corner of his eye, Jack remarked "That gold tattoo of yours seems to blend in with the dÃ©cor, so to speak." With a lift of an eyebrow and a firm set of the mouth Teal'c replied "Humph. So it would seem." As the float moved on, the ladies on the balcony began to come out of their 'Gate' induced shock. Finding her tongue, Kat said, "Did you guys see that?" "Of course we saw it, you dolt! We all have eyes and all twenty were glued to that float." Bee answered Kat with a playful smack to the back of the head. to be continued..............

6th July 2001, 09:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Rowan Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the wilds of Puget Sound. Near Seth and Cascade, WA. Posts: 2,480	Fic Oh, BRAVO!!!!

7th July 2001, 03:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
Rowan Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the wilds of Puget Sound. Near Seth and Cascade, WA. Posts: 2,480	Fics 'Way back in Trekdom, there was a piece written about what would happen if the transporter beam switched the crew of the Enterprize with the TV show cast. A Serious hoot. Someone did someting similar with the last 6 months or so playing around with Stargate and even though I can't remember the name [I read a LOT], I remember finding it the kind of story that you had to clear your monitor after you read it.

6th July 2001, 02:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	LOL :lol:LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol: That is so COOL!! It's so great MGB!! Can't wait for more!! You sure got me and Bee down pat, sounds just like the two of us when we get together LOL :lol: Keep it coming!!

6th July 2001, 03:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	oh just roflmao! MORE MORE ENCORE STANDING OVATION! mob: you are making a fool of yourself skip: so what? MOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEE

6th July 2001, 04:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
peachy Daniels Beloved Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: i commute between cheyenne mountain & scotland Posts: 2,952	LOL, this is great mgb, us al together drinking cocktails cant wait to read the rest, i wonder what mischief we'll get up to:evil: ...peachy

6th July 2001, 06:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	I am not a writer I am a sugjester so don't get any ideas....so I am waiting for the next part just as you fellow mob members are! I have no idea what is going on with the story and I do not have veto power especially where T-Man is concerned! But I do have my torture rod and staf weapon (gifts from Master Bra'tac....) and the hounds and bovine persuader.... (just in case anyone thought I wrote anything!) MS.GUD BOD....don't give them any false ideas! BY THE WAY, THIS IS AN ENJOYABLE STORY!

6th July 2001, 08:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Did I give permission? I don't remember. :shrug: Who cares. Let's see some more! Do I get Jack? Please? I'll beg. I'll be your bestest friend. I'll give you chocolate. Or chocolate flavored body lotion for Teal'c. What do you say? Can you say obsessed with Jack? I knew you could.

6th July 2001, 11:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	LOL :lol:LOL :lol:LOL :lol: That was funny! Bee rushes into her childrens room and grabs her Mardi Gras beads she had given them to play with. She then rushes back to her computer I'm all set where's the rest

7th July 2001, 12:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
imported_Sandman confused Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,222	A Mardi Gras party stargate style-love it! :laugh2:

7th July 2001, 02:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Don't worry MGB the mob can 'hound' a lot of writers at one time. The mob is multi talented And with the pack of animals it is assembling in Skips fic there are plenty of pets to hunt down all the ficcers

7th July 2001, 03:52 AM	#14 (permalink)
coffeecup Tealc's baby mommy!!!! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: city of 5 flags Posts: 531	MGB, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! chocolate-flavor body lotion and Tealc :naughty: excuse the drool............Great Beginning...............chocolate and Tealc................

7th July 2001, 11:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Chocolate and Jack.... Drool...... :having energy surges::