ABC fic - Page 4 - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

skydiver · 4th July 2001, 11:42 PM

" R ...right there...she was standing right there," he insisted, pointing at an empty corner.
"Somebody's been working too hard," Jack said, throwing his arm around daniel's shoulder.
"Think so?" daniel asked in a small voice.
"Undeniably," Jack answered.

jsc · 5th July 2001, 07:44 AM

"Very well, Jack...maybe that chemical smoke set of my halucination." Daniel posited aloud.

"Why don't we go to the mess and get coffee and pie and wait for the scientists to clean up." Jack suggested.

Highlander II · 5th July 2001, 11:48 AM

"X-rays, sterile bandages....." a lab tech mumbled as he passed Daniel's lab.

"You're on Jack," Daniel agreed, making an odd face having heard the tech talking to himself in the hallway, but turning back to Jack.

"Zipp-e-di-do-da," Jack said for no good reason at all (other than the fact that it freakin' begins w/ "Z") and gently pushed Daniel into the hallway.

"All right, so we're getting coffee and pie? Why pie, Jack?"

"Because it's the special for today."

"Chocolate?"

"Did you really have to ask that?"

(okay - someone else take over - and man, don't stick me w/ "X" again!

)

skydiver · 7th July 2001, 06:31 PM

E veryone looked up as Jack and Daniel entered the commissary.
"F ind us a table adn i'll get the pie," Jack instructed.
"G eek," he heard one of the marines mutter as he passed their table.
"H ow about that, O'neill's got a pet," another of them drawled. The marines had been getting to be more and more of a problem since colonel Makepeace's defection. So much so that Hammond was thinking of getting rid of them
" I s there something you'd like to say to me," daniel challenged them, totally sick of insults. Hell he'd saved the world more times than they'd been off world.
Three of the marines stood up, their posture threatening. Daniel saw jack behind htem, a twinkle in his eyes.
"Jarheads," Daniel teased, a consedcending tone in his voice.

(can we say food fight<BEG>)

jsc · 8th July 2001, 02:12 AM

(Ever since Thor started that food fight in the round robin many ages ago you keep wanting food fights! Gees, skydiver, I am still getting over the trauma of Master Bra'tac and what he did with T-Man and what he told Sam!)

"Krispy Kreme outgoing!" shouted one of the marines as a doughnut he threw ringed Daniel's nose.

"Loudmouth louts!" returned Daniel to the waiting horde of marines along with a tray of cheesey looking mac and cheese.

"Marines, Gung Ho!" shouted one obstreperous jar head has he picked up a pile of mashed potatoes and aimed for Daniel who noticing the drippy projectile ducked and the flying potatoes caught Jack on the ear.

skydiver · 8th July 2001, 06:08 PM

(i still think that pie fight was classic...thor tossing pies....what an image)

"Now why did you have to do that?" Jack asked the jar head, reaching behind him for a pepper shaker. Wtih one smooth move he twisted off the lid and tossed the shaker into the air, filling it with a cloud of grayish dust.

"Oh boy," danile said, as he started to sneeze. Again, again, and again, his glasses flying off his nose and landing at the general's feet.
"People, what the sam hill is going on here!" Hammond bellowed.

jsc · 9th July 2001, 09:08 AM

Quiet reigned as Hammond glowered unhappily at 'HIS' people, the figiting SG-1 and the now very silent Marines.

"Right now Marine, Front and Center and explain this mess!" Hammond commanded the young marine who plastered the Krispy Kreme to Daniel's nose.

Swiftly the young marine snapped to attention and satuted the impressively angry general, "Sir, it was my fault, sir. I was trying to pass the doughnut to the anthropologist and slipped, sir!"

"Then I supposed, Dr. Jackson slipped on the same thing you did, Lieutenant, for now, when he passed you the tray of macaroni and cheese," Hammond glowered at the young archaeologist who looked contrite, "and Colonel O'Neil" he growled...

"Ummm...sir, that mac and cheese is nototiously bad here, I thought some pepper would help the flavor!" Jack cracked totally nonembarassed.

"Very clever, people. Clean up this mess and when you blow off steam next time do it in the gym! Or you WILL be on a month of Head Detail with toothbrushes. And if I catch ANY airmen or marines taunting civilians again..." he shook his head glowered once again at the offending threesome and the other marines and calmly walked over to the counter and poured himself some coffee leaving the young marine standing at attention.

Highlander II · 9th July 2001, 01:33 PM

"Wow!" Carter exclaimed, grabbing Janet's shoulder as they passed the commissary, "At least *our* mess was accidental, and part of an experiment."

"X-rays, Sam. I have to get these x-rays to the General. As much fun as it would be to stay here and laugh at these boys while they clean up their mess, I believe the general would really like to see these." Janet pulled Sam along w/ her toward the general's office, the two giggling like schoolgirls.

"Ya know something, Daniel," Jack began, pointing toward the door where Janet and Sam had been standing, "I think we're going to have to teach those ladies a lesson."

skydiver · 9th July 2001, 03:02 PM

"Zounds," one marine yelped as his buddy removed a fork from his six.

"About time he shut them up," Daniel said, quietly to jack. "They've been harrassing the civilians for weeks."

"Better them than us..." Jack said, smothering a sneeze.
"Come on Danny boy, let's go pick on the girls...this is war."

Highlander II · 9th July 2001, 04:17 PM

(loved the fork in the six, btw!)

"'Danny-boy'? Jack, why do you call me that?"

"Enough flappin' your jaws, let's go. We've got ladies to annoy."

"Fine. Fine. Let's go."

"Geez, Daniel, could you at least express some enthusiasm? This is going to be ..... wait .... FUN!" Jack looped his arm through Daniel's and began skipping down the corridor.

jsc · 9th July 2001, 07:13 PM

Hammond was carrying his coffee and cherry pie back to his office, he opened his door and found X-Rays as his new decor.
"Incredible!" he said his jaw dropping open.
Just as he had removed the last X-ray from his desk top to set down his pie and coffee and call Janet for an explaination, he heard a loud noise.
"Kabloom! KABLOOM!" Screamed Technical Sargeant Davis at top of his lungs from the top of his monitor throwing paper balls at the other equipment and technicians in the observation deck.

Highlander II · 10th July 2001, 02:58 PM

"Lalalalala! I can't hear you!" called Sgt Siler w/ his fingers in his ears, standing on the opposite side of the room.

"Man! you can't play that way! I hit you, you have to be dead!" Tech Sgt Davis yelled back.

"No way! You missed me! I'm not dead!" Sgt Siler began skipping around the room chanting, "Missed me! missed me! na na na na na na!"

"OKAY! Everybody QUIET!!" Hammond snapped. "Please, get off that monitor Tech Sgt Davis, and the two of you clean up all of this wasted paper, then report immediately to Dr. MacKenzie."

4th July 2001, 11:42 PM	#46 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	" R ...right there...she was standing right there," he insisted, pointing at an empty corner. "Somebody's been working too hard," Jack said, throwing his arm around daniel's shoulder. "Think so?" daniel asked in a small voice. "Undeniably," Jack answered.

5th July 2001, 07:44 AM	#47 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	"Very well, Jack...maybe that chemical smoke set of my halucination." Daniel posited aloud. "Why don't we go to the mess and get coffee and pie and wait for the scientists to clean up." Jack suggested.

5th July 2001, 11:48 AM	#48 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	"X-rays, sterile bandages....." a lab tech mumbled as he passed Daniel's lab. "You're on Jack," Daniel agreed, making an odd face having heard the tech talking to himself in the hallway, but turning back to Jack. "Zipp-e-di-do-da," Jack said for no good reason at all (other than the fact that it freakin' begins w/ "Z") and gently pushed Daniel into the hallway. "All right, so we're getting coffee and pie? Why pie, Jack?" "Because it's the special for today." "Chocolate?" "Did you really have to ask that?" (okay - someone else take over - and man, don't stick me w/ "X" again! )

7th July 2001, 06:31 PM	#49 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	E veryone looked up as Jack and Daniel entered the commissary. "F ind us a table adn i'll get the pie," Jack instructed. "G eek," he heard one of the marines mutter as he passed their table. "H ow about that, O'neill's got a pet," another of them drawled. The marines had been getting to be more and more of a problem since colonel Makepeace's defection. So much so that Hammond was thinking of getting rid of them " I s there something you'd like to say to me," daniel challenged them, totally sick of insults. Hell he'd saved the world more times than they'd been off world. Three of the marines stood up, their posture threatening. Daniel saw jack behind htem, a twinkle in his eyes. "Jarheads," Daniel teased, a consedcending tone in his voice. (can we say food fight<BEG>)

8th July 2001, 02:12 AM	#50 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	(Ever since Thor started that food fight in the round robin many ages ago you keep wanting food fights! Gees, skydiver, I am still getting over the trauma of Master Bra'tac and what he did with T-Man and what he told Sam!) "Krispy Kreme outgoing!" shouted one of the marines as a doughnut he threw ringed Daniel's nose. "Loudmouth louts!" returned Daniel to the waiting horde of marines along with a tray of cheesey looking mac and cheese. "Marines, Gung Ho!" shouted one obstreperous jar head has he picked up a pile of mashed potatoes and aimed for Daniel who noticing the drippy projectile ducked and the flying potatoes caught Jack on the ear.

8th July 2001, 06:08 PM	#51 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	(i still think that pie fight was classic...thor tossing pies....what an image) "Now why did you have to do that?" Jack asked the jar head, reaching behind him for a pepper shaker. Wtih one smooth move he twisted off the lid and tossed the shaker into the air, filling it with a cloud of grayish dust. "Oh boy," danile said, as he started to sneeze. Again, again, and again, his glasses flying off his nose and landing at the general's feet. "People, what the sam hill is going on here!" Hammond bellowed.

9th July 2001, 09:08 AM	#52 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	Quiet reigned as Hammond glowered unhappily at 'HIS' people, the figiting SG-1 and the now very silent Marines. "Right now Marine, Front and Center and explain this mess!" Hammond commanded the young marine who plastered the Krispy Kreme to Daniel's nose. Swiftly the young marine snapped to attention and satuted the impressively angry general, "Sir, it was my fault, sir. I was trying to pass the doughnut to the anthropologist and slipped, sir!" "Then I supposed, Dr. Jackson slipped on the same thing you did, Lieutenant, for now, when he passed you the tray of macaroni and cheese," Hammond glowered at the young archaeologist who looked contrite, "and Colonel O'Neil" he growled... "Ummm...sir, that mac and cheese is nototiously bad here, I thought some pepper would help the flavor!" Jack cracked totally nonembarassed. "Very clever, people. Clean up this mess and when you blow off steam next time do it in the gym! Or you WILL be on a month of Head Detail with toothbrushes. And if I catch ANY airmen or marines taunting civilians again..." he shook his head glowered once again at the offending threesome and the other marines and calmly walked over to the counter and poured himself some coffee leaving the young marine standing at attention.

9th July 2001, 01:33 PM	#53 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	"Wow!" Carter exclaimed, grabbing Janet's shoulder as they passed the commissary, "At least our mess was accidental, and part of an experiment." "X-rays, Sam. I have to get these x-rays to the General. As much fun as it would be to stay here and laugh at these boys while they clean up their mess, I believe the general would really like to see these." Janet pulled Sam along w/ her toward the general's office, the two giggling like schoolgirls. "Ya know something, Daniel," Jack began, pointing toward the door where Janet and Sam had been standing, "I think we're going to have to teach those ladies a lesson."

9th July 2001, 03:02 PM	#54 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	"Zounds," one marine yelped as his buddy removed a fork from his six. "About time he shut them up," Daniel said, quietly to jack. "They've been harrassing the civilians for weeks." "Better them than us..." Jack said, smothering a sneeze. "Come on Danny boy, let's go pick on the girls...this is war."

9th July 2001, 04:17 PM	#55 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	(loved the fork in the six, btw!) "'Danny-boy'? Jack, why do you call me that?" "Enough flappin' your jaws, let's go. We've got ladies to annoy." "Fine. Fine. Let's go." "Geez, Daniel, could you at least express some enthusiasm? This is going to be ..... wait .... FUN!" Jack looped his arm through Daniel's and began skipping down the corridor.

9th July 2001, 07:13 PM	#56 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	Hammond was carrying his coffee and cherry pie back to his office, he opened his door and found X-Rays as his new decor. "Incredible!" he said his jaw dropping open. Just as he had removed the last X-ray from his desk top to set down his pie and coffee and call Janet for an explaination, he heard a loud noise. "Kabloom! KABLOOM!" Screamed Technical Sargeant Davis at top of his lungs from the top of his monitor throwing paper balls at the other equipment and technicians in the observation deck.

10th July 2001, 02:58 PM	#57 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	"Lalalalala! I can't hear you!" called Sgt Siler w/ his fingers in his ears, standing on the opposite side of the room. "Man! you can't play that way! I hit you, you have to be dead!" Tech Sgt Davis yelled back. "No way! You missed me! I'm not dead!" Sgt Siler began skipping around the room chanting, "Missed me! missed me! na na na na na na!" "OKAY! Everybody QUIET!!" Hammond snapped. "Please, get off that monitor Tech Sgt Davis, and the two of you clean up all of this wasted paper, then report immediately to Dr. MacKenzie."