Re: Hey, y'all!
Felicitations from the resident Parson. I laughed when I read your byline "Undisciplined Hack." I would say that you are in serious trouble here if that is true. This place is seriously addictive. Some of our more creative people have been mumbling about diapers and intravenous drips and the like.
Check out the 75 word challenge in the aspiring writers section. A writer like yourself might feel the challenge and enter. Even if you don't in a few days it will be time for voting on this month's stories.
Welcome, and consider yourself warned.