Okay, this one is only funny if a) you live in the UK and b) you can speak urdu... But here goes anyway...
An unlicensed taxi driver stops to pick up a fat chick, but tells her she'll break his seats so she has to get in the boot... She's in the boot, and he's driving round picking people up and totally forgets she's in there... He stops at the traffic lights next to a police car and the police can hear a knocking sound and someone screaming for help, so they pull him over... As one police officer goes to check round the back of the car, the other one asks the taxi driver for his driving licence, and he just says "no speak English", then he asks for his taxi licence and the driver just says "no speak English", just as the other officer is opening the boot, the first officer then asks if he's got insurance or an MOT just as the women comes lurching out of the boot gasping for air, and the taxi driver says "eh, motie"
NOTE - "eh motie" translates as "alright fat chick" in urdu... Tell this joke to one of my fellow pakistani britians and they will love you forever its that funny to them... Admittedly no one else gets it but thems the breaks...
Jammill