| A request for all your Bi-lingual jokes
My favourite types of jokes in the world are bi-lingual ones, even when the joke themselves are piss poor, as long as you need to know two languages I think they're brilliant...
Sadly, I only know two, so I'm throwing out there to see if I can get some more... For now, here's one example, The Swimming Cats...
There are these two rival cat breeders who train their cat's how to swim, an English guy who calls his cat "one-two-three" and a French guy who calls his cat "Une-deux-trois"... After flaming each other for months on the internet, they decide to have a race to see who's cat can swim the English channel the fastest... The English cat sets off from Dover, and the French one from Calais, with a guy in a row boat at the half way point with a stop watch... When they get half way, there's nothing between the two cats, down to the tenth of a second, but by the end can you guess which cat won?
It was the English cat, and do you know why...
Because Une Deux Trois Qat Cinq...
You can laugh, or you can hate me for the rest of your life cos of how cheesy it was, but I want more of em...
Jammill |