My paycheck was half what I expected it would be!
The government finally figured out I have a job and is taking* the Child Support I've been
trying to give it for the last three months!
I would party, but I'm broke.
In Other Happy news, a story for the 75 Word Wonder hit me across the face, I wrote it in crayon and it came to EXACTLY 75 words.
Going to tweak commas and think about it a tiny bit more, then post it when I can't suppress my excitement over its dark pun-y-ness any longer.
*According to their website the only way to pay is to have your employer take it out for you. Stupid Government.