Crapola!!!!! I was saving that for this thread... I just copied it straight onto the forums..... I need a brain transplant!!!
Hmmmm, how about matching these Kingsguard with their accomplishments...
1. Sandor Clegane. |
2. Ser Arthur Dayne
3. Ser Arys Oakheart
4. Ser Barristan Selmy
5. Ser Jaime Lannister
6. Ser Loras Tyrell
7. Ser Preston Greenfield
8. Ser Rolland Darklyn
9. Ser Terrence Toyne
A. Beheaded for bedding the king's mistress.
B. Captured Dragonstone from Stannis Baratheon.
C. Died defending Joffrey I from an angry mob.
D. Fled during Stannis' assault on King's Landing, thus quitting the Kingsguard.
E. Forced into retirement for reasons of advanced age.
F. Killed during a failed Dornish rebellion.
G. Killed within an hour of receiving his White Cloak.
H. Rescued Aerys II during the Defiance of Duskendale.
I. Rescued Sansa Stark from an angry mob.
J. Slew Malys the Monstrous, last of the Blackfyre pretenders.
K. Slew Simon Toyne.
L. Slew the Smiling Knight.
M. Youngest man, up through ADWD, to serve in the Kingsguard.
There are nine men named and thirteen accomplishments. You don't have to get all the accomplishments, but you do need at least one correct accomplishment per Kingsguard. I'll take the first answer with all nine correct... so you can feed off each other.
Hey, I'll go accept a nomination for worst poster of the year award... if there is such a thing.