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Scrooloose · 18th May 2001, 08:55 PM

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewer
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels
be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retarded baboon.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with members of
the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting
in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
a disturbance in the time space continuum, whereby
gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

msvestal · 19th May 2001, 03:48 PM

Hey SL,
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I almost fell off my chair. I especially liked the part where it says beer may cause pregnancy!!!!

Thanks for the post :laugh2:

msvestal

bummer · 2nd June 2001, 02:11 PM

:upto:

I love that warning!

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18th May 2001, 08:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scrooloose Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: New York Posts: 21	Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewer have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retarded baboon. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

19th May 2001, 03:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
msvestal Junior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: usa Posts: 19	Hey SL, That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I almost fell off my chair. I especially liked the part where it says beer may cause pregnancy!!!! Thanks for the post :laugh2: msvestal

2nd June 2001, 02:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
bummer Bruce Campbell love slave Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 370	:upto: I love that warning!