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imported_Bee · 14th May 2001, 07:31 PM

The SGC Goes Looney By Bee Rated: I have no clue, it's a work in progress. Disclaimer: They are not my. I would only claim Daniel if I could. Dedication: To gemmy. Please put me in your next fic!

Jack met Sam, Daniel and Tea'c in front of the gateroom. "Ok, what's up?"
Daniel held up a sealed manilla envelope. On the front it said:

DO NOT OPEN
REPORT TO THE GATEROOM
FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS

"It looks like we all got one."

"Sir, maybe we should go in" Sam said. They all walked into the gateroom and stopped short. There standing in the middle of the room was Apophis and three jaffa.

"What are you doing here?" Jack asked.

"I have been summoned." Apophis says and held up a manilla envelope too.

"What idiot would call you?" Jack demanded.

Apophis moved and SG-1 was given a clear view of the ramp leading up to the stargate.

"Bee? What are you doing now?" Jack questioned.
"I just had this little idea and I need all of you to help me with it."
"NO!"
"Jack, this is my story and you can't leave until I say."
"Sir," Sam whispered to Jack " don't you think we should be nice to her. I mean she is writting the story."
"Oh, alright! What do you want us to do?"
"I've assigned you all parts for my next story." Bee looks around. "Not everyone's here yet, but go ahead and open your envelopes. They will tell you who you are."

Everyone opens their envelopes and pulls out a sheet of paper. Jack looks at Bee "You're kidding right? I'm bugs bunny."
Daniel looks at Jack "Yeah, well I'm tweety bird."
Teal'c looks at his paper "O'Neill it says I am to be Foghorn Leghorn. Who is this?"
Jack grins "Well, Teal'c he's a great big ....."
"JACK," Daniel says sharply "Kid's might be reading this."
"Okay! He's a big rooster Teal'c"
Teal'c raise one eyebrow "Why am I to play a rooster?"
"Ask her." Jack points to Bee.
"Sam what does yours say?" Daniel asks.
Sam looks uncomfortable "Um, well......"
"Spit it out Carter. We all told."
Sam sighs "It says I'm a goofy gopher."
Jack and Daniel start to laugh. Teal'c asks Sam " What is a goofy gopher?"
Daniel struggles to stop laughing" They were before the chipmunks, I think. They are very polite and smart gophers who get into a lot of trouble."
"What are chipmunks?" Teal'c asks and Jack and Daniel break out into more laughter.
"Well, Carter she got you right. You are polite and smart. Talk about type casting."
"Jack you do realize your a sarcastic bunny?" Daniel asks.
"Hey, I wouldn't talk little, yellow birdy. Okay that's enough." Jack tries to stop laughing and turns to Apophis "Who are you?"
Apophis holds up his paper and says "I'm marvin the martian."

KatDonovan · 14th May 2001, 07:43 PM

*Kat-D wipes the hysterical tears from her eyes so she can continue to type*

ROFLMAO :laugh2: :laugh2:

BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE! ENCORE!

This one is gonna be good.

*Kat-D rubs her hands together in anticipation, and gets her whip ready, she has just officially joined the mob. She cracks the whip over Bee's head "Back to work!"*

Gemsong · 14th May 2001, 09:40 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Oh that was precious! She actually gave them a warning about their coming humiliations!!!

<having hysterics>

This is too good.

MORE MORE MORE!!!

skydiver · 15th May 2001, 09:14 AM

i tawt i taw a puddy tat...i did, i did taw a puddy tat!!!!

ooh bee, i'm wiping tears. this is so funny.

Annette · 15th May 2001, 01:13 PM

Hey Bee. Absolutely brilliant.

Whens the next part due out? I can just imagine Teal'c as Foghorn Leghorn. Pleaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeee
give us the next part.

annette

peachy · 15th May 2001, 01:48 PM

LOL, that was really funny bee, i can just picture
daniel in a little tweety suit

more, please, and
welcome to the 'MOB' kat-d...peachy:evil:

Asmiley · 15th May 2001, 02:59 PM

Well then who's Sylvester? Hee-hee. I mean you have tweety so there has to be a sylvester and I still don't see a Daffy Duck anywhere. Come on we need more. This is great so far! I maen the way you assigned the team thier parts is great!

KatDonovan · 17th May 2001, 12:38 PM

Okie Dokie Pard. Time to post the next part!

PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!

P

L

E

A

S

E

!

Pretty, pretty please with sugar and a strawberry on top!

(in case you haven't noticed i'm going NUTZ waiting)

:nuts: :hjbigeyes :freak4: :freak1: :disturbed :crazy:

(yeah, Bee. I know I already was crazy, you don't have to say it

)

Asmiley · 17th May 2001, 05:10 PM

Go here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...5842#post75842 or here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...5&pagenumber=1 or better yet here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...?threadid=3549

It's worth it.

imported_Bee · 17th May 2001, 06:32 PM

Thank you Asmiley for your suggestions
Child's Play and you Fuzzy Wuzzy are some of my Favs.

Gemsong · 17th May 2001, 10:30 PM

Never mind that! I want more!!

I got my Acme cap and teashirt on to read it

Skip · 18th May 2001, 06:05 PM

I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please?

Gemsong · 18th May 2001, 07:57 PM

<watching the Fanfic Mob snap the heavy duty chains>

Uh... Bee.... I'd really get to typing if I were you.

They're out for blood.

And I'm helping them. :evil:

:evil:

imported_Bee · 18th May 2001, 08:10 PM

Okay, here's more.

Part 2

Jack, Daniel and Sam all laughed at Apophis. "Oh, that's good. That's really good" Jack got out breathlessly. Daniel, between laughing fits, asks "What are your jaffa?" Apophis pointed to his first prime "He is my martian dog and the others are my henchbirds? What are these henchbirds?" The three were too over come with laughter to answer.

"Hello we're here!" came a chorus from the doorway. Everyone turned to see Skip and Peachy standing there.
Skip had on her red/black hunting hat and a was carrying a big butterfly net. As they watched Peachy put a headband with cat ear's attached to it on. "Meow"

Daniel groaned " I tawt I saw a Peachy. I did. I did see a Peachy." He started to run as Peachy gave chase calling out "Come here Daniel. I promise not to hurt you!"

"You didn't!" Jack demanded as he turned to look at Bee "Please tell me you did not invite all of those crazy people in here!"

Bee was too busy writing in her notebook to answer.
"Stop doing that!"
"Jack, if I stop writing then you'll be stuck in this story forever."
"Keep writing! Why did you stop?"

All of a sudden the window in the control room rattled. Everyone stopped to turn and look up at it. "What's up there?" Sam whispered. "The Mob" Bee told her. "What is the Mob?" Teal'c asked
"We're your fans that like to read all of the fan fics people write." Skip said as she made her way over to the group. "Where's Jack?" Jack had run and hid while everyone was distracted by the window.

"Weren't there two goofy gopher's?" Daniel puffed as he ran by. "Yes. Daniel. Thank you for reminding me. Sam's partner in crime should be here soon. I wonder what's taking so long?"

"I'm here! I'm here! Someone christmas treed the elevator." Kat said as she walked into the room. Bee grined at her "It serves you right." Kat stuck her tongue out at Bee as she walked over to Sam.

Apophis had stopped Skip to question her on who Marvin the Martian was.

Someone touched Bee's shoulder "Bee?"
"Hey, Gemmy what are you doing here? I haven't given you a part yet."
"I just came to tell you to hurry up. The Mob is getting restless."
"Gemmy, you know these stories don't write themselves. I'm going as fast as I can."

KatDonovan · 18th May 2001, 08:14 PM

YEEEHAWWW!!! And now the fun begins!!:rolly2:

:aliengray

14th May 2001, 07:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	OH MY GOD Kat-D wipes the hysterical tears from her eyes so she can continue to type ROFLMAO :laugh2: :laugh2: BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE! ENCORE! This one is gonna be good. Kat-D rubs her hands together in anticipation, and gets her whip ready, she has just officially joined the mob. She cracks the whip over Bee's head "Back to work!"

17th May 2001, 12:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	NEXT!!!!! Okie Dokie Pard. Time to post the next part! PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! P L E A S E ! Pretty, pretty please with sugar and a strawberry on top! (in case you haven't noticed i'm going NUTZ waiting) :nuts: :hjbigeyes :freak4: :freak1: :disturbed :crazy: (yeah, Bee. I know I already was crazy, you don't have to say it )

14th May 2001, 07:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	The SGC Goes Looney By Bee Rated: I have no clue, it's a work in progress. Disclaimer: They are not my. I would only claim Daniel if I could. Dedication: To gemmy. Please put me in your next fic! Jack met Sam, Daniel and Tea'c in front of the gateroom. "Ok, what's up?" Daniel held up a sealed manilla envelope. On the front it said: DO NOT OPEN REPORT TO THE GATEROOM FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS "It looks like we all got one." "Sir, maybe we should go in" Sam said. They all walked into the gateroom and stopped short. There standing in the middle of the room was Apophis and three jaffa. "What are you doing here?" Jack asked. "I have been summoned." Apophis says and held up a manilla envelope too. "What idiot would call you?" Jack demanded. Apophis moved and SG-1 was given a clear view of the ramp leading up to the stargate. "Bee? What are you doing now?" Jack questioned. "I just had this little idea and I need all of you to help me with it." "NO!" "Jack, this is my story and you can't leave until I say." "Sir," Sam whispered to Jack " don't you think we should be nice to her. I mean she is writting the story." "Oh, alright! What do you want us to do?" "I've assigned you all parts for my next story." Bee looks around. "Not everyone's here yet, but go ahead and open your envelopes. They will tell you who you are." Everyone opens their envelopes and pulls out a sheet of paper. Jack looks at Bee "You're kidding right? I'm bugs bunny." Daniel looks at Jack "Yeah, well I'm tweety bird." Teal'c looks at his paper "O'Neill it says I am to be Foghorn Leghorn. Who is this?" Jack grins "Well, Teal'c he's a great big ....." "JACK," Daniel says sharply "Kid's might be reading this." "Okay! He's a big rooster Teal'c" Teal'c raise one eyebrow "Why am I to play a rooster?" "Ask her." Jack points to Bee. "Sam what does yours say?" Daniel asks. Sam looks uncomfortable "Um, well......" "Spit it out Carter. We all told." Sam sighs "It says I'm a goofy gopher." Jack and Daniel start to laugh. Teal'c asks Sam " What is a goofy gopher?" Daniel struggles to stop laughing" They were before the chipmunks, I think. They are very polite and smart gophers who get into a lot of trouble." "What are chipmunks?" Teal'c asks and Jack and Daniel break out into more laughter. "Well, Carter she got you right. You are polite and smart. Talk about type casting." "Jack you do realize your a sarcastic bunny?" Daniel asks. "Hey, I wouldn't talk little, yellow birdy. Okay that's enough." Jack tries to stop laughing and turns to Apophis "Who are you?" Apophis holds up his paper and says "I'm marvin the martian."

14th May 2001, 09:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	ROTFLMAO!!!! Oh that was precious! She actually gave them a warning about their coming humiliations!!! <having hysterics> This is too good. MORE MORE MORE!!!

15th May 2001, 09:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	i tawt i taw a puddy tat...i did, i did taw a puddy tat!!!! ooh bee, i'm wiping tears. this is so funny.

15th May 2001, 01:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Annette This is Star - my honey!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: West Midlands Posts: 5,944	Hey Bee. Absolutely brilliant. Whens the next part due out? I can just imagine Teal'c as Foghorn Leghorn. Pleaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeee give us the next part. annette

15th May 2001, 01:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
peachy Daniels Beloved Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: i commute between cheyenne mountain & scotland Posts: 2,952	LOL, that was really funny bee, i can just picture daniel in a little tweety suit more, please, and welcome to the 'MOB' kat-d...peachy:evil:

15th May 2001, 02:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Well then who's Sylvester? Hee-hee. I mean you have tweety so there has to be a sylvester and I still don't see a Daffy Duck anywhere. Come on we need more. This is great so far! I maen the way you assigned the team thier parts is great!

17th May 2001, 05:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Go here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...5842#post75842 or here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...5&pagenumber=1 or better yet here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...?threadid=3549 It's worth it.

17th May 2001, 06:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Thank you Asmiley for your suggestions Child's Play and you Fuzzy Wuzzy are some of my Favs.

17th May 2001, 10:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Never mind that! I want more!! I got my Acme cap and teashirt on to read it

18th May 2001, 06:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! please?

18th May 2001, 07:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	<watching the Fanfic Mob snap the heavy duty chains> Uh... Bee.... I'd really get to typing if I were you. They're out for blood. And I'm helping them. :evil: :evil:

18th May 2001, 08:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Okay, here's more. Part 2 Jack, Daniel and Sam all laughed at Apophis. "Oh, that's good. That's really good" Jack got out breathlessly. Daniel, between laughing fits, asks "What are your jaffa?" Apophis pointed to his first prime "He is my martian dog and the others are my henchbirds? What are these henchbirds?" The three were too over come with laughter to answer. "Hello we're here!" came a chorus from the doorway. Everyone turned to see Skip and Peachy standing there. Skip had on her red/black hunting hat and a was carrying a big butterfly net. As they watched Peachy put a headband with cat ear's attached to it on. "Meow" Daniel groaned " I tawt I saw a Peachy. I did. I did see a Peachy." He started to run as Peachy gave chase calling out "Come here Daniel. I promise not to hurt you!" "You didn't!" Jack demanded as he turned to look at Bee "Please tell me you did not invite all of those crazy people in here!" Bee was too busy writing in her notebook to answer. "Stop doing that!" "Jack, if I stop writing then you'll be stuck in this story forever." "Keep writing! Why did you stop?" All of a sudden the window in the control room rattled. Everyone stopped to turn and look up at it. "What's up there?" Sam whispered. "The Mob" Bee told her. "What is the Mob?" Teal'c asked "We're your fans that like to read all of the fan fics people write." Skip said as she made her way over to the group. "Where's Jack?" Jack had run and hid while everyone was distracted by the window. "Weren't there two goofy gopher's?" Daniel puffed as he ran by. "Yes. Daniel. Thank you for reminding me. Sam's partner in crime should be here soon. I wonder what's taking so long?" "I'm here! I'm here! Someone christmas treed the elevator." Kat said as she walked into the room. Bee grined at her "It serves you right." Kat stuck her tongue out at Bee as she walked over to Sam. Apophis had stopped Skip to question her on who Marvin the Martian was. Someone touched Bee's shoulder "Bee?" "Hey, Gemmy what are you doing here? I haven't given you a part yet." "I just came to tell you to hurry up. The Mob is getting restless." "Gemmy, you know these stories don't write themselves. I'm going as fast as I can."

18th May 2001, 08:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	YEEEHAWWW!!! And now the fun begins!!:rolly2: :aliengray