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Gemsong · 21st May 2001, 07:01 PM

:muttering to self:

Gemmy control yourself. This is not your fic. This is Bee's fic. Be a good girl and let her right it.

Yes, I know that they would find it funny but this isn't your fic. You're supposed to be writing something else, right? Yes, I know you were raised watching Looney Tunes.

Okay, just a snippet to get it out of your system but only if you promise to write at least one page of illusions.

Promise? Good girl.

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Jack/Bugs: Duck Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season!

Jack/Bugs: Duck Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season!

Jack/Bugs: Duck Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season!

Jack/Bugs: Duck Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season!

Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season!

Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season!

Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season!

Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season!

Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season! SHOOT!!

Skip/Elmer: Okay.

BLAMO!!

Mayborne/Daffy: I hate you Jack.

Jack/Bugs: Hehehehehehehe

Asmiley · 21st May 2001, 07:04 PM

Hee-hee. I could so see that. Hammond make a great Daffy.

Gemsong · 21st May 2001, 07:13 PM

Nah, Daffy always loses. I like Hammond to much to abuse him.

Maybourne on the other hand....

Asmiley · 21st May 2001, 07:14 PM

Aw Mi Gawd You so read my mind!

Skip · 22nd May 2001, 04:22 PM

yes im a cutie asmy u gotta love me, no????

Asmiley · 22nd May 2001, 04:35 PM

Not what I meant and you know it!

KatDonovan · 22nd May 2001, 05:24 PM

Bee, you better post soon, the fic is contagious.

They're all going LOONEY!

imported_Bee · 22nd May 2001, 07:40 PM

Going, going .........gone

Gemsong · 22nd May 2001, 08:04 PM

Huh?

Bee, I'm gonna blame you for my lack of posting. You were looking forward to the work week and I've worked through lunch the last couple days and worked late as well.

It's all your fault. You sent evil vibes to all our customers who were mental cases anyway and made them even more anal retentive than usual.

Either that or their all goa'uld.

imported_Bee · 22nd May 2001, 08:19 PM

Sam and Kat came over to sit by Bee when suddenly there was a loud scream from the control room. Sam turned to Bee "That sounded like Major Davis." "Don't worry he's fine. Someone in the mob just got a little too friendly." Sam looked at Kat and nodded. "Bee..." Kat started "we have an idea." She then whispered something in Bee's ear. "That sounds good. Do you have everything you need?" Kat nodded "Yep, and we're going to have Teal'c help us." The three women turned to look at Teal'c who was growling at the other jaffa. "That's a good idea. He needs to keep busy or we'll have blood shed." Kat and Sam run over to Teal'c and with each of them grabbing an arm they dragged him away.

Daniel walked over to Bee and sat down. Skip and Gemmy were still chasing Jack and Peachy was side tracked by Apophis. Who was wondering were the planet of idiots was located. Sam, Kat and Teal'c were over in a corner in deep conversation.

"Bee, do you think we can get started yet?"
"I just need a few more characters for all of the skits."
"Skits?"
"I thought we could put on a couple of little skits for the mob. Like a talent show."
"OH! What are Sam and Kat doing in the corner?"
"I can't tell, it's a surprise."

Peachy somehow managed to escape Apophis and being on unusually good behavior can to sit down on the other side of Daniel. Just as she was about to speak a loud rumbling came from the control room. The glass started to crack. Daniel in a protective jester had thrown an arm around each woman. "I thought that glass was bullet proof."
" I guess it's not mob proof." Bee whispered.

Right then Skip and Gemmy tackled Jack infront of the three people sitting on the ramp. Daniel winced "That's gonna hurt." As they watched Skip got Jack's bunny ears on, but Gemmy just missed with the tail. He got up and took off with Skip fast on his heels. Gemmy was left sitting on the floor. She held up her hand "Jack, come back you forgot your tail!"

Daniel looked at Bee in horror. "Your not giving out costumes are you?"
Bee grined "Why of course Daniel."

KatDonovan · 22nd May 2001, 08:28 PM

LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol:

I love it! Can't wait until the next part, I wanna know what Sam and I are up to in the corner with Teal'c

imported_Bee · 22nd May 2001, 08:38 PM

Nothing good I'm sure.

KatDonovan · 22nd May 2001, 08:42 PM

Knowing you, I'm SURE it won't be good.

:blah:

imported_Bee · 22nd May 2001, 08:53 PM

I'm gettin off of here. Talk to ya later.

Starling · 22nd May 2001, 09:04 PM

ROFLMAO...this fic is hilarious...man you can write...keep it up girl...you're good!

Oh by the way...pleased ta meet ya! Keep ficcing!

starling

:nuts: :rain:

22nd May 2001, 08:19 PM	#55 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Part 4 Sam and Kat came over to sit by Bee when suddenly there was a loud scream from the control room. Sam turned to Bee "That sounded like Major Davis." "Don't worry he's fine. Someone in the mob just got a little too friendly." Sam looked at Kat and nodded. "Bee..." Kat started "we have an idea." She then whispered something in Bee's ear. "That sounds good. Do you have everything you need?" Kat nodded "Yep, and we're going to have Teal'c help us." The three women turned to look at Teal'c who was growling at the other jaffa. "That's a good idea. He needs to keep busy or we'll have blood shed." Kat and Sam run over to Teal'c and with each of them grabbing an arm they dragged him away. Daniel walked over to Bee and sat down. Skip and Gemmy were still chasing Jack and Peachy was side tracked by Apophis. Who was wondering were the planet of idiots was located. Sam, Kat and Teal'c were over in a corner in deep conversation. "Bee, do you think we can get started yet?" "I just need a few more characters for all of the skits." "Skits?" "I thought we could put on a couple of little skits for the mob. Like a talent show." "OH! What are Sam and Kat doing in the corner?" "I can't tell, it's a surprise." Peachy somehow managed to escape Apophis and being on unusually good behavior can to sit down on the other side of Daniel. Just as she was about to speak a loud rumbling came from the control room. The glass started to crack. Daniel in a protective jester had thrown an arm around each woman. "I thought that glass was bullet proof." " I guess it's not mob proof." Bee whispered. Right then Skip and Gemmy tackled Jack infront of the three people sitting on the ramp. Daniel winced "That's gonna hurt." As they watched Skip got Jack's bunny ears on, but Gemmy just missed with the tail. He got up and took off with Skip fast on his heels. Gemmy was left sitting on the floor. She held up her hand "Jack, come back you forgot your tail!" Daniel looked at Bee in horror. "Your not giving out costumes are you?" Bee grined "Why of course Daniel."

21st May 2001, 07:01 PM	#46 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	:muttering to self: Gemmy control yourself. This is not your fic. This is Bee's fic. Be a good girl and let her right it. Yes, I know that they would find it funny but this isn't your fic. You're supposed to be writing something else, right? Yes, I know you were raised watching Looney Tunes. Okay, just a snippet to get it out of your system but only if you promise to write at least one page of illusions. Promise? Good girl. ======== Jack/Bugs: Duck Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season! Jack/Bugs: Duck Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season! Jack/Bugs: Duck Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season! Jack/Bugs: Duck Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Rabbit Season! Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season! Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season! Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season! Jack/Bugs: Rabbit Season! Mayborne/Daffy: Duck Season! SHOOT!! Skip/Elmer: Okay. BLAMO!! Mayborne/Daffy: I hate you Jack. Jack/Bugs: Hehehehehehehe

21st May 2001, 07:04 PM	#47 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Hee-hee. I could so see that. Hammond make a great Daffy.

21st May 2001, 07:13 PM	#48 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Nah, Daffy always loses. I like Hammond to much to abuse him. Maybourne on the other hand....

21st May 2001, 07:14 PM	#49 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Aw Mi Gawd You so read my mind!

22nd May 2001, 04:22 PM	#50 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	yes im a cutie asmy u gotta love me, no????

22nd May 2001, 04:35 PM	#51 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Not what I meant and you know it!

22nd May 2001, 05:24 PM	#52 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	Bee, you better post soon, the fic is contagious. They're all going LOONEY!

22nd May 2001, 07:40 PM	#53 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Going, going .........gone

22nd May 2001, 08:04 PM	#54 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Huh? Bee, I'm gonna blame you for my lack of posting. You were looking forward to the work week and I've worked through lunch the last couple days and worked late as well. It's all your fault. You sent evil vibes to all our customers who were mental cases anyway and made them even more anal retentive than usual. Either that or their all goa'uld.

22nd May 2001, 08:28 PM	#56 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol: I love it! Can't wait until the next part, I wanna know what Sam and I are up to in the corner with Teal'c

22nd May 2001, 08:38 PM	#57 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Nothing good I'm sure.

22nd May 2001, 08:42 PM	#58 (permalink)
KatDonovan Slainte` Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri USA Posts: 1,608	Knowing you, I'm SURE it won't be good. :blah:

22nd May 2001, 08:53 PM	#59 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	I'm gettin off of here. Talk to ya later.

22nd May 2001, 09:04 PM	#60 (permalink)
Starling A glass of Ciannti..mmm Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Robbie's love shack, Jack's love shack & Scotland Posts: 625	ROFLMAO...this fic is hilarious...man you can write...keep it up girl...you're good! Oh by the way...pleased ta meet ya! Keep ficcing! starling :nuts: :rain: