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Gemsong · 18th May 2001, 08:51 PM

LOL! LMAO!!!

All I need now is a script and I can use the line "I'm a moderator!"

I am the cracker of whips.

I am the keeper of the Mob.

LOLOLOL!!!

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

imported_Bee · 18th May 2001, 11:13 PM

Who said you were the keeper of the mob?:eek7:

That job is someone else's. They have more experience in control then you do I think.

Gemsong · 19th May 2001, 09:52 AM

I'll have you know the Mob has rotating Keepers.

If I was full time I would never worry about them coming after me.

imported_Bee · 19th May 2001, 11:03 AM

This is sooo true!!:rolly2:

peachy · 19th May 2001, 12:11 PM

lol, that was great fun bee, and as a member of the
elite mob squad i'd just like to say well done on
posting so promtly

loved the story, but just one small
question?? do i get to catch daniel:evil: ...peachy

MsGudBod · 19th May 2001, 12:54 PM

Bee, I just have two things to say.

1. Great Job, and I'm enjoying this, i got a catch in my side laughing so hard.

AND

2. Welcome to Hell.

Although the *mob* can be quit loving when you keep producing fic, just don't cross them or they'll set the dogs on you. I'm on the run now. LOL

:alienooh:

Call them off, guys please. I'm thinking as fast as the cobwebs will let me. LOL:alienooh:

imported_Bee · 19th May 2001, 11:30 PM

1. Thank you MGB. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

2. As a member of the *mob* and also writing a fic at the moment I'll try to distract them, for a little while.

3. While I'm distracting go write!!!!! Please!!!!!

Gemsong · 20th May 2001, 12:35 AM

Muhahahahaha!

GP

imported_Bee · 20th May 2001, 02:23 PM

Part 4

Gemmy and Bee sat down on the end of the ramp.
"Well, I suggest you write faster."
"Okay, Okay! I'll try too. Are you going to stay down here or go back up to the control room?"
"I was thinking of going back up" Gemmy started as Jack came racing over. Jack ducked down behind Gemmy and Bee. He then placed his hand on Gemmy's shoulders and peered over.
"Jack, what are you doing?" Bee asked
"SHHHHHHHHHH! I'm hiding from Skip. Are you done yet?"
"No" Bee glanced over at Gemmy, who was now smiling foolishly. "So, Gemmy are you still going up to the control room?"
Gemmy sighed " No, I think I'll stay right here for awhile."

The glass from the window shakes again. Bee, Gemmy and Jack see General Hammond go by carrying big tubs of popcorn.
"General Hammond's up there?"
"Yes, Jack he's on mob control."
"Your sadistic!"
"Would you like to change places with him?"
"NO! No, I'm fine right here."
"You sure are" Gemmy sighs again.
"Don't worry I gave him help. Sgt. Davis and Major Cutie Pie are up there."
"Major Who?"
"Oh, Major Davis."
"You said cutie pie."
"That's just what some of the fans call him."
Jack gives Bee a funny look, then he tries to peer over Gemmy's shoulder and read from the notebook. Both Bee and Gemmy cover it with their hands.
"Jack" Gemmy admonished "it's not polite to read over someone's shoulder."

"Yes" Apophis says loudly " I will be this Marvin the Martian." Everyone stops to look at Apophis and Skip. "He would make a good ally. Anyone who seeks to destroy the Tau'ri I would like. You will introduce me."
Skip looked confused " You don't understand Marvin the Martian is a cartoon and it's not..........what am I saying sure I'll introduce you."
"For you help I will make you a host."
Skip steps back "Oh, really you don't have to do that."
Peachy goes running over to Skip and Apophis. Daniel falls to the floor and struggles to breathe. Peach has a combat helmet in her hands. "Skip, you forgot to tell him about the helmet."
"What helmet? That is a Tau'ri hat, I will not wear it!"
Skip thinks fast "Marvin always wears a hat like this. It shows that he is ruler of his planet."
"What planet does he rule?"
Skip answered dryly "The planet of the idiots"
"I'll have to go there." Apophis says as he puts the hat on.

Bee snaps her fingers "I knew I was forgetting something" She startes to look thru a big purple bag sitting next to her. She pulls out a pair of bunny ears and a fluffy white tail. "Costumes!"
Jack looks at the ears and tail "I am not wearing that!"
"Gemmy, I think he needs help putting on his costume."
Gemmy snatches the items out of Bee's hands.
"NO" Jack screams as he takes off running.
Gemmy starts after him and so does Skip who had heard Jack's scream.

Annette · 20th May 2001, 02:53 PM

Hey Bee, love it. its fantastic.

keep it up girl.

annette :rolly2:

peachy · 20th May 2001, 03:32 PM

lol, oohh bee that was 'just peachy' loved it, poor jack
would love to see him in a pair of bunny ears

keep up the great work...peachy

Gemsong · 20th May 2001, 03:46 PM

:swooning:

Ooooo those hands....

That was so cool!

Me want MORE!!!

MsGudBod · 20th May 2001, 09:15 PM

Loved it Bee. Keep it coming. I think i'll just sit back and read you guys' stuff. That was funny, loved how you tricked Apophis into wearing the idiot hat. LOL

Hey, in your next segment can I help Teal'c into a little boy blue costume? LOL :rolly2: :naughty: :gaptooth: :upto:

imported_Bee · 20th May 2001, 09:29 PM

MGB, Teal'cs Foghorn Leghorn. He's gonna be a rooster in this fic, but I'll see about help with his costume.

Gemsong · 20th May 2001, 10:47 PM

Out Takes

Gemmy: Jack please hold still

Jack: These **** ears itch. I haven't had to wear stupid costumes since Asmiley's stupid fic. What are you doing?

Gemmy: Pinning your fluffy tail to your behind, dear.

Jack: That's not my behind!!!

Gemmy: And your point is?

18th May 2001, 08:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	LOL! LMAO!!! All I need now is a script and I can use the line "I'm a moderator!" I am the cracker of whips. I am the keeper of the Mob. LOLOLOL!!! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

18th May 2001, 11:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Who said you were the keeper of the mob?:eek7: That job is someone else's. They have more experience in control then you do I think.

19th May 2001, 09:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	I'll have you know the Mob has rotating Keepers. If I was full time I would never worry about them coming after me.

19th May 2001, 11:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	This is sooo true!!:rolly2:

19th May 2001, 12:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
peachy Daniels Beloved Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: i commute between cheyenne mountain & scotland Posts: 2,952	lol, that was great fun bee, and as a member of the elite mob squad i'd just like to say well done on posting so promtly loved the story, but just one small question?? do i get to catch daniel:evil: ...peachy

19th May 2001, 12:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	Bee, I just have two things to say. 1. Great Job, and I'm enjoying this, i got a catch in my side laughing so hard. AND 2. Welcome to Hell. Although the mob can be quit loving when you keep producing fic, just don't cross them or they'll set the dogs on you. I'm on the run now. LOL :alienooh: Call them off, guys please. I'm thinking as fast as the cobwebs will let me. LOL:alienooh:

19th May 2001, 11:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	1. Thank you MGB. I'm glad you enjoyed it. 2. As a member of the mob and also writing a fic at the moment I'll try to distract them, for a little while. 3. While I'm distracting go write!!!!! Please!!!!!

20th May 2001, 12:35 AM	#23 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Muhahahahaha! GP

20th May 2001, 02:23 PM	#24 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	Part 4 Gemmy and Bee sat down on the end of the ramp. "Well, I suggest you write faster." "Okay, Okay! I'll try too. Are you going to stay down here or go back up to the control room?" "I was thinking of going back up" Gemmy started as Jack came racing over. Jack ducked down behind Gemmy and Bee. He then placed his hand on Gemmy's shoulders and peered over. "Jack, what are you doing?" Bee asked "SHHHHHHHHHH! I'm hiding from Skip. Are you done yet?" "No" Bee glanced over at Gemmy, who was now smiling foolishly. "So, Gemmy are you still going up to the control room?" Gemmy sighed " No, I think I'll stay right here for awhile." The glass from the window shakes again. Bee, Gemmy and Jack see General Hammond go by carrying big tubs of popcorn. "General Hammond's up there?" "Yes, Jack he's on mob control." "Your sadistic!" "Would you like to change places with him?" "NO! No, I'm fine right here." "You sure are" Gemmy sighs again. "Don't worry I gave him help. Sgt. Davis and Major Cutie Pie are up there." "Major Who?" "Oh, Major Davis." "You said cutie pie." "That's just what some of the fans call him." Jack gives Bee a funny look, then he tries to peer over Gemmy's shoulder and read from the notebook. Both Bee and Gemmy cover it with their hands. "Jack" Gemmy admonished "it's not polite to read over someone's shoulder." "Yes" Apophis says loudly " I will be this Marvin the Martian." Everyone stops to look at Apophis and Skip. "He would make a good ally. Anyone who seeks to destroy the Tau'ri I would like. You will introduce me." Skip looked confused " You don't understand Marvin the Martian is a cartoon and it's not..........what am I saying sure I'll introduce you." "For you help I will make you a host." Skip steps back "Oh, really you don't have to do that." Peachy goes running over to Skip and Apophis. Daniel falls to the floor and struggles to breathe. Peach has a combat helmet in her hands. "Skip, you forgot to tell him about the helmet." "What helmet? That is a Tau'ri hat, I will not wear it!" Skip thinks fast "Marvin always wears a hat like this. It shows that he is ruler of his planet." "What planet does he rule?" Skip answered dryly "The planet of the idiots" "I'll have to go there." Apophis says as he puts the hat on. Bee snaps her fingers "I knew I was forgetting something" She startes to look thru a big purple bag sitting next to her. She pulls out a pair of bunny ears and a fluffy white tail. "Costumes!" Jack looks at the ears and tail "I am not wearing that!" "Gemmy, I think he needs help putting on his costume." Gemmy snatches the items out of Bee's hands. "NO" Jack screams as he takes off running. Gemmy starts after him and so does Skip who had heard Jack's scream.

20th May 2001, 02:53 PM	#25 (permalink)
Annette This is Star - my honey!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: West Midlands Posts: 5,944	Hey Bee, love it. its fantastic. keep it up girl. annette :rolly2:

20th May 2001, 03:32 PM	#26 (permalink)
peachy Daniels Beloved Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: i commute between cheyenne mountain & scotland Posts: 2,952	lol, oohh bee that was 'just peachy' loved it, poor jack would love to see him in a pair of bunny ears keep up the great work...peachy

20th May 2001, 03:46 PM	#27 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	:swooning: Ooooo those hands.... That was so cool! Me want MORE!!!

20th May 2001, 09:15 PM	#28 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	Loved it Bee. Keep it coming. I think i'll just sit back and read you guys' stuff. That was funny, loved how you tricked Apophis into wearing the idiot hat. LOL Hey, in your next segment can I help Teal'c into a little boy blue costume? LOL :rolly2: :naughty: :gaptooth: :upto:

20th May 2001, 09:29 PM	#29 (permalink)
imported_Bee Who likes to play w/Legos Join Date: May 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,766	MGB, Teal'cs Foghorn Leghorn. He's gonna be a rooster in this fic, but I'll see about help with his costume.

20th May 2001, 10:47 PM	#30 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,379	Out Takes Gemmy: Jack please hold still Jack: These **** ears itch. I haven't had to wear stupid costumes since Asmiley's stupid fic. What are you doing? Gemmy: Pinning your fluffy tail to your behind, dear. Jack: That's not my behind!!! Gemmy: And your point is?