| Re: Excuses
Dear Santa,
I found one of your elves passed out in the snow. He was alive until I discovered chunks of his body blasting out of my snow blower.
Please don't be mad, it was an accident and I will mail what's left of him inside a shoe box to you at the North Pole.
P.S. Is it too late to exchange the gift you gave me for a new snow blower? |