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Maria8475 · 30th April 2001, 07:26 AM

Wow, this is a happenin' forum LOL!!

Anyway how about some fave quotes, they're always fun right?? Post your own.

Q (to worf): I can’t disappear anymore than you could win a beauty contest. DEJA Q

Worf (his idea of small talk): Good tea, nice house.

Riker: Yes absolutely, i do indeed concur, wholeheartedly. (telling the computer that he agreed with aborting autodestruct!)
WHERE SILENCE HAS LEASE.

Remmick: You don’t like me do you?
Worf: Is it required, Sir. COMING OF AGE

Data: Could you please continue the ‘petty bickering’. HAVEN (ahhhh every ship/SG team should have a Data!!)

Beverley: Lt. I would like to discuss your memory block-out.
Worf: I still don’t remember having one! LONELY AMONG US

Picard (to Q): You can't be God. The universe wasn't so badly designed!

Take Care
Maria :star:

Dave · 2nd May 2001, 05:45 AM

Here are mine-- TNG is sooooooo quotable-- They obviously took time with the scripts.

WORF to PICARD: "If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!" 'ST:VIII First Contact.'

PICARD: "Let's see what's out there." 'Encounter at Farpoint.'

PICARD: "The sky's the limit!" & "I should have done this a long time ago" during the final Poker game in 'All Good things.'

PICARD: "Make it so" Numerous occasions.

PICARD: "Engage!" Numerous occasions.

PICARD: "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." Numerous occasions.

PICARD: "They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn here - this far, no further!" 'ST:VIII First Contact.'

PICARD: "Let's make sure history never forget's the name Enterprise." 'Yesterday's Enterprise.'

PICARD to LA FORGE: "When I left this ship it was in one piece. I would appreciate you returning it to me in the same condtion." 'Arsenal of Freedom'

PICARD to RIKER: "Very well. He's an Admiral. I'm a Captain-- I cannot force you to disobey his orders. Therefore I will have to remain in the dark on this mission, I will just have to trust that you will not let Pressman put this ship at unnecessary risk. And if I find that this trust has been misplaced then I will have to re-evaluate the command structure of this ship. Dismissed!" 'The Pegasus'

WORF to PICARD: "I did not play with toys!" 'Ship in a Bottle'

WORF: "Sir, I am not a merry man!" 'Q-Pid.'

WORF: "Assimilate this!" 'ST:VIII First Contact.'

WORF: "Today is a good day to die." Numerous occasions.

RIKER to WORF: "A suprise party! I hate suprise parties! I would never do that to you." 'Parallels.'

WORF to WESLEY: "Men do not roar - women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects and claw at you." 'The Dauphin'

Not forgetting WESLEY's best ever line "Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails!" 'Parallels.'

Q to WORF: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" Q Who?

PICARD: "I find it hard to believe that you're here to do us a favour."
Q: " You're quite right, I wouldn't." 'True Q'

CAPTAIN JELLICO: "....and get that fish out of the ready room!" 'Chain of Command pt1.'

DATA: "Felus Cattus is yor taxonomic nomenclature, An endomorphic quadruped, carnivorus by nature...." from 'Ode to Spot' in 'Quality of Life.'

A KLINGON to RIKER eating Gak'h worms: "Maybe I can get one of the females to breastfeed you" 'A Matter of Honour.'

SHELBY to RIKER: "You are in my way!" 'Best of Both Worlds pt1.

RIKER: "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships called Enterprise." 'Contagion'

WORF to VASH: "Nice legs... for a human" 'Q-Pid'

WORF drinking Prune juice for the first time, to GUINAN: "A Warriors drink!" 'Yesterday's Enterprise'

GEORDI to SCOTTY describing a beverage from under the counter: "It's green!" 'Relics'

RIKER to TROY: "I hate to be indiscreet but who is the father?" 'The Child'

an inebriated DATA: "There was a young lady from Venus, Whose body was shaped like a..." 'The Naked Now'

DATA with the emotion chip, to PICARD: "I was just hoping you were going to ask me that, Captain. I just love to scan for lifeforms...." 'ST:VII Generations'

Maria8475 · 2nd May 2001, 06:03 AM

LOL!! These were all really good. I must have missed worf's first taste of Prune Juice...so that's where the obsession starts!!

And Data is always VERY quotable.......i just remember another of my faves "I am not less prefect than Lor!"

Neo · 22nd May 2001, 01:53 PM

i cant remember the exact quote but its when data gets his emotion chip and tastes some thing and really ahtes it and guinan say more... and data responds yes please

Maria8475 · 23rd May 2001, 06:05 AM

okay another dying quotes thread!! come on people, i expect better than this from star trek fans!

THE MEASURE OF A MAN
Picard: Do you know what I'd like to do if there weren't so many people around?
Phillipa: Break a chair across my teeth?

Phillipa (to Picard): It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know you're still a pompous ass.......and a damn sexy man.

Phillipa: Data is a toaster.

Data: I would prefer not to answer that question.
Picard: Under the circumstances, I don't think Tasha would mind.
Data: She was special to me, sir. We were...intimate.

Picard: Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life. Well there it sits!

Riker: You are a wise man, my friend.
Data: Not yet, sir. But with your help, I am learning.

:star:

Neo · 24th May 2001, 12:45 PM

ooo hark at her... bossy boots

Maria8475 · 25th May 2001, 05:15 AM

me?? ouch!! I wasn't trying to be bossy!! i was trying to get someone to post something. come on poeple with sky 1's reruns this should be easy!

Maria8475 · 26th May 2001, 10:14 AM

THE ROYALE

Riker: What planet is this?? What do you call it?
Assitant Manager: We call it Earth. Why? What do you call it??

Riker: Having fun, Data?
Data: Fun sir, whilst there is a small amount of enjoyment involved, I am simply conducting research.

Riker: Looks like the poor devil died in his sleep.
Worf: What a terrible way to die.

Mickey D: Should listened to me kid. No women’s worth dying for. Worth killing for. Not dying for!

Data: There is a certain amount of random fortune involved. I believe that is
why they call it gambling.

:star:

Dave · 19th June 2001, 04:26 PM

Time travel Quotes

GUINAN: Do you remember the first time we met?

PICARD: Of Course.

GUINAN: Don't be so sure. I just mean, if you don't go on this mission, we'll never meet.

(Time's Arrow)

<><><><><><><><>

PICARD: You said yourself that this is only a possiblility.

CRUSHER: But you've been to the future--you know it's going to happen.

PICARD: I prefer to look on the future as something that's not written in stone.

(All Good Things)

<><><><><><><><>

DATA: One cannot cheat fate.

PICARD: Perhaps not, Mr. Data, but we can at least give it a try.

(Time's Arrow)

<><><><><><><><>

RIKER: Well I know this much. We can't avoid the future.

(Time Squared)

Amethyst444 · 29th June 2001, 06:11 AM

....nothing like reviving an old thread

Data:
"There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a......"

Picard:
"Mr. Data!!"

Rats! I wanted to hear the rest of the limerick.....

wikiberry · 12th July 2001, 05:24 AM

Picard: We're going to beam them aboard, directly onto the Bridge.

Data: But Captain, will they not protest?

Picard: Let them.
(The Survivors)

Picard: Didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?

Worf: I did not play with toys.

Data: I was never a boy.

O'Brien: I did, sir.

Picard: Thank you, Mr. O'Brien. .. Proceed.
(Booby Trap)

Amethyst444 · 13th July 2001, 12:28 AM

Riker's line in almost any given situation:

"What the hell is going on!"

wikiberry · 13th July 2001, 05:46 AM

yes.
he DOES say that quite a lot doesn't he...

imported_Data · 18th July 2001, 06:25 AM

LOL!:laugh: Thse quotes are wonderful especcialy the Data ones. Where did you find all of the quotes?

Lonewolf89 · 26th February 2002, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amethyst444
Riker's line in almost any given situation:

"What the hell is going on!"

Hehehe. :rain:

30th April 2001, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Wow, this is a happenin' forum LOL!! Anyway how about some fave quotes, they're always fun right?? Post your own. Q (to worf): I can’t disappear anymore than you could win a beauty contest. DEJA Q Worf (his idea of small talk): Good tea, nice house. Riker: Yes absolutely, i do indeed concur, wholeheartedly. (telling the computer that he agreed with aborting autodestruct!) WHERE SILENCE HAS LEASE. Remmick: You don’t like me do you? Worf: Is it required, Sir. COMING OF AGE Data: Could you please continue the ‘petty bickering’. HAVEN (ahhhh every ship/SG team should have a Data!!) Beverley: Lt. I would like to discuss your memory block-out. Worf: I still don’t remember having one! LONELY AMONG US Picard (to Q): You can't be God. The universe wasn't so badly designed! Take Care Maria :star:

2nd May 2001, 05:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,531	Here are mine-- TNG is sooooooo quotable-- They obviously took time with the scripts. WORF to PICARD: "If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!" 'ST:VIII First Contact.' PICARD: "Let's see what's out there." 'Encounter at Farpoint.' PICARD: "The sky's the limit!" & "I should have done this a long time ago" during the final Poker game in 'All Good things.' PICARD: "Make it so" Numerous occasions. PICARD: "Engage!" Numerous occasions. PICARD: "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." Numerous occasions. PICARD: "They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn here - this far, no further!" 'ST:VIII First Contact.' PICARD: "Let's make sure history never forget's the name Enterprise." 'Yesterday's Enterprise.' PICARD to LA FORGE: "When I left this ship it was in one piece. I would appreciate you returning it to me in the same condtion." 'Arsenal of Freedom' PICARD to RIKER: "Very well. He's an Admiral. I'm a Captain-- I cannot force you to disobey his orders. Therefore I will have to remain in the dark on this mission, I will just have to trust that you will not let Pressman put this ship at unnecessary risk. And if I find that this trust has been misplaced then I will have to re-evaluate the command structure of this ship. Dismissed!" 'The Pegasus' WORF to PICARD: "I did not play with toys!" 'Ship in a Bottle' WORF: "Sir, I am not a merry man!" 'Q-Pid.' WORF: "Assimilate this!" 'ST:VIII First Contact.' WORF: "Today is a good day to die." Numerous occasions. RIKER to WORF: "A suprise party! I hate suprise parties! I would never do that to you." 'Parallels.' WORF to WESLEY: "Men do not roar - women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects and claw at you." 'The Dauphin' Not forgetting WESLEY's best ever line "Captain, we are receiving 285,000 hails!" 'Parallels.' Q to WORF: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" Q Who? PICARD: "I find it hard to believe that you're here to do us a favour." Q: " You're quite right, I wouldn't." 'True Q' CAPTAIN JELLICO: "....and get that fish out of the ready room!" 'Chain of Command pt1.' DATA: "Felus Cattus is yor taxonomic nomenclature, An endomorphic quadruped, carnivorus by nature...." from 'Ode to Spot' in 'Quality of Life.' A KLINGON to RIKER eating Gak'h worms: "Maybe I can get one of the females to breastfeed you" 'A Matter of Honour.' SHELBY to RIKER: "You are in my way!" 'Best of Both Worlds pt1. RIKER: "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships called Enterprise." 'Contagion' WORF to VASH: "Nice legs... for a human" 'Q-Pid' WORF drinking Prune juice for the first time, to GUINAN: "A Warriors drink!" 'Yesterday's Enterprise' GEORDI to SCOTTY describing a beverage from under the counter: "It's green!" 'Relics' RIKER to TROY: "I hate to be indiscreet but who is the father?" 'The Child' an inebriated DATA: "There was a young lady from Venus, Whose body was shaped like a..." 'The Naked Now' DATA with the emotion chip, to PICARD: "I was just hoping you were going to ask me that, Captain. I just love to scan for lifeforms...." 'ST:VII Generations'

2nd May 2001, 06:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	LOL!! These were all really good. I must have missed worf's first taste of Prune Juice...so that's where the obsession starts!! And Data is always VERY quotable.......i just remember another of my faves "I am not less prefect than Lor!"

22nd May 2001, 01:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neo Red Pixie Boot Wearer Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: North West UK Posts: 4,596	i cant remember the exact quote but its when data gets his emotion chip and tastes some thing and really ahtes it and guinan say more... and data responds yes please

23rd May 2001, 06:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	okay another dying quotes thread!! come on people, i expect better than this from star trek fans! THE MEASURE OF A MAN Picard: Do you know what I'd like to do if there weren't so many people around? Phillipa: Break a chair across my teeth? Phillipa (to Picard): It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know you're still a pompous ass.......and a damn sexy man. Phillipa: Data is a toaster. Data: I would prefer not to answer that question. Picard: Under the circumstances, I don't think Tasha would mind. Data: She was special to me, sir. We were...intimate. Picard: Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life. Well there it sits! Riker: You are a wise man, my friend. Data: Not yet, sir. But with your help, I am learning. :star:

24th May 2001, 12:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Neo Red Pixie Boot Wearer Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: North West UK Posts: 4,596	ooo hark at her... bossy boots

25th May 2001, 05:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	me?? ouch!! I wasn't trying to be bossy!! i was trying to get someone to post something. come on poeple with sky 1's reruns this should be easy!

26th May 2001, 10:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	THE ROYALE Riker: What planet is this?? What do you call it? Assitant Manager: We call it Earth. Why? What do you call it?? Riker: Having fun, Data? Data: Fun sir, whilst there is a small amount of enjoyment involved, I am simply conducting research. Riker: Looks like the poor devil died in his sleep. Worf: What a terrible way to die. Mickey D: Should listened to me kid. No women’s worth dying for. Worth killing for. Not dying for! Data: There is a certain amount of random fortune involved. I believe that is why they call it gambling. :star:

19th June 2001, 04:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,531	Time travel Quotes GUINAN: Do you remember the first time we met? PICARD: Of Course. GUINAN: Don't be so sure. I just mean, if you don't go on this mission, we'll never meet. (Time's Arrow) <><><><><><><><> PICARD: You said yourself that this is only a possiblility. CRUSHER: But you've been to the future--you know it's going to happen. PICARD: I prefer to look on the future as something that's not written in stone. (All Good Things) <><><><><><><><> DATA: One cannot cheat fate. PICARD: Perhaps not, Mr. Data, but we can at least give it a try. (Time's Arrow) <><><><><><><><> RIKER: Well I know this much. We can't avoid the future. (Time Squared)

29th June 2001, 06:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
Amethyst444 Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	....nothing like reviving an old thread Data: "There was a young lady from Venus Whose body was shaped like a......" Picard: "Mr. Data!!" Rats! I wanted to hear the rest of the limerick.....

12th July 2001, 05:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	Picard: We're going to beam them aboard, directly onto the Bridge. Data: But Captain, will they not protest? Picard: Let them. (The Survivors) Picard: Didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys? Worf: I did not play with toys. Data: I was never a boy. O'Brien: I did, sir. Picard: Thank you, Mr. O'Brien. .. Proceed. (Booby Trap)

13th July 2001, 12:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
Amethyst444 Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	Riker's line in almost any given situation: "What the hell is going on!"

13th July 2001, 05:46 AM	#13 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	yes. he DOES say that quite a lot doesn't he...

18th July 2001, 06:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
imported_Data 'meba Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Alaska Posts: 362	LOL!:laugh: Thse quotes are wonderful especcialy the Data ones. Where did you find all of the quotes?