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| Voyager (VOY) This isn\'t the Enterprise and it\'s not Captain Kirk, it\'s Voyager and Captain Janeway. Lost in the Delta Quadrant and desperately trying to get home, the crew of Voyager must maintain and never give up hope. Come in and discuss Voyager and her crew |
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29th June 2001, 03:32 PM
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| It goes on.....  Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 4,690
| I’ve had a BUSY couple of days, wanna know what I’ve been doing?? Caretaker Tom: I’ve never seen a Federation Starship that could manoeuvre through the plasma storms. Janeway: You’ve never seen Voyager. Tom: Oh hell I’m the best pilot you could have. (remind anyone of Harper!) Janeway: You’ll be an observer, when it’s over you’ll be cut loose. Tom: Story of my life. Harry: We were warned about Ferengi at the Academy. Quark: Warned about Ferengi, were you? Harry: That’s right. Quark: Slurs about my people at Starfleet Academy. Harry: What I meant was.... Quark: Here I am trying to be a cortaul (sp??) host, knowing how much a young officers parents would appreciate a token of his love on the eve of a dangerous mission and what do I get for my trouble? Scurrilous insults. Well somebody’s gonna hear about this. What’s your name son? Harry: My...name? Quark: You have one, I presume Harry: Kim, Harry Kim ...but I.. Quark: And who was it at the Academy who warned you about Ferengi? Harry: You know I think a memento for my parents would be a great idea. Quark: Oh no no no no no no Harry: Really one of these would make a great pendant for my mother. Quark: Or cufflinks for your father. Harry: Cufflinks! Great idea! Quark: They’re not for sale. Now inform your commanding officer that the Federation council can expect an official query..... Harry: How mush for the entire tray? Quark: Cash or credit? Tom: Dazzling aren’t they? As bright as a Coulantant diamond. Quark: Brighter. Tom: Hard to believe you can find them on any planet in the system. Quark: That’s an exaggeration. Tom: You know there’s a shop on the Volnar Colony that sells a dozen assorted shapes for one Cardassian Lek. How much are you selling these for? Quark: *hesitates* We were just about to negotiate the price. *Harry closes the tray* Tom: Come on. Harry: Thanks. Tom: Didn’t they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy? Janeway: Mr Kim at ease before you sprain something. Harry: I don’t need anyone to choose my friends! Janeway: I’m Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager. Neelix: A very impressive title. I have no idea what it means but it sounds very impressive. Janeway: Sounds like you’ve heard this story before. Neelix: Sadly yes. Thousands of times. Well hundreds of times. Maybe fifty times. Tuvok: Perhaps you would care for a bath? Neelix: A what?  B’Elanna: You mean you were trying to capture us!! Harry: Yeah consider yourself captured. I know I have a phaser here somewhere. Tom: How could I let down the only friend I’ve got? Harry: Friend? What makes you think I’m your friend. Chakotay (to Tom): Fine, be a fool! If I have to die, at least i’ll have the pleasure of watching you go with me. Doc: Is the crew always this difficult. Harry: I don’t know Doc, it’s my first mission. Neelix: It’ll be my job to anticipate your needs before you have them and I anticipate that your first need will be me! Parallax Carey (about B’Elanna breaking his nose): She said sorry. Maybe you should go to sickbay Doc: At least she gave you some good advice. Maquis crewman: In case you want to to take over the ship, you have our full support. Chakotay: If I ever hear you talk that way again, I’ll personally throw you in the brig for mutiny. Tom: If we don’t get more power to the warp drive we’re all going to have to get out and push. Doc: I am the embodiment of modern medicine. Chakotay: There they are - your staff. B’Elanna: I’ll try not to break any of their noses. Time and Again Janeway: Are you familiar with any intelligent lifeforms in this system? Neelix: Familiar? Not exactly familiar. Considerably less than familiar actually. B’Elanna(on a totally destroyed planet, no lifeforms): So we’re looking at the end of a war. Tom: I wonder who won? Doc: Seems I found myself on the voyage of the damned. Doc: She’s the healthiest member of her species I’ve ever seen. the only member of her species I’ve ever seen. Day of Honour B’Elanna: Tell me something, when you hear about people like the Caatati, do you feel any remorse? Seven: No. Seven: Guilt is irrelevant. B’Elanna: Heart-warming. Neelix: Lt, without knowing why there’s a black cloud hanging over your head, may I suggest something? B’Elanna: Go right ahead. Neelix: You have a bit of a temper, that you keep rained in. And sometimes it builds up inside you until you explode at someone. B’Elanna: I’d say that about sums it up. Neelix: I’m offering to be a pressure valve. B’Elanna: A what? Neelix: You may use me to blow off steam. When you’re angry come see me. Call me names. Insult me. Question my parentage. I won’t take it personally and you won’t need to keep things bottled up inside anymore. B’Elanna: That may be the nicest offer I’ve had in a long time. (and you lot don’t like poor, sweet little Neelix!!) Tom(to B’Elanna): You can’t order me. I out rank you. (huh?? he does? how?) B’Elanna: Let me access your controls. Tom: I thought you’d never ask. Tom: Why is it that we have to get beamed into space in environmental suits before I can initiate first contact procedures? B’Elanna: Why is it that if we’re alone for more than 30 seconds you start thinking about contact? Tom: That’s not fair, the other day in engineering I must have gone.....uum...four minutes before I started thinking of it! Tom: When we first meet, you didn’t have a very high opinion of me. B’Elanna: That’s putting it mildly......I thought you were an arrogant, self-absorbed pig. Tom: Do you think I’ve changed. B’Elanna: A lot. Now you’re a stubborn, domineering pig. Tom (To B’Elanna): I’m glad the last thing I’ll see is you. (awwwww - sorry shipper in me couldn’t resist!) Survival Instincts Janeway: Well did you win? Tom: Oh yes ma’am. Harry: We kicked their.....rackets. Doc: It’s never a good sign when the patient feels the need to comfort the doctor! 11:59 Neelix: The Great Wall of China, on Earth. Who built it? Janeway: The Chinese! Neelix: The seventh wonder of the ancient world is....uhh Tom: Ah ha! Can’t remember? Neelix: No! It’s right on the tip on my tongue....laa...forget it. I give up. Tom: Ha I got ya! It’s the......ahhh Neelix: Can’t remember? Doc: I too come from a distinguished line. Tom: His cousin’s an electric shaver. Relativity Admiral: Voyager may not be as big as a Galaxy class ship but she’s quick and smart - like her Captain. Doc: Next time your human physiology fails you, don’t consult the database, just call me. Seven: You are the database. Bucane: So in a way the Federation owes it’s existence to The Borg.  Janeway: See you in the 24th century. Seven: I look forward to it...or should I say backward. Janeway: Don’t get started. Riddles Tuvok: I have no desire for fun. Doc: If anyone can provoke Tuvok, Mr Neelix, it’s you! Doc: The Vulcan brain: a puzzle wrapped inside an enigma housed inside a cranium. Tom: Only deserts. How come? Tuvok: They taste good! Neelix: What are you listening to? Tuvok: A selection form Tom’s Jazz Database. It really swings! Prophecy Kolar: Where are the images of Kahless? Where is your family crest? B’Elanna: They clashed with the carpet. B’Elanna: Tuvok and Neelix fought valiantly but there were too many Hirogen. I had to face...10 of their fiercest hunters alone. Tom (to Neelix): Is that how you remember it? Togarth: I see fear in your eyes human. Tom: The only Kligon I’m afraid of is my wife after she’s worked a double shift. Togarth: The child cured me. Doc: Well I was the one that devised the treatment. Janeway: Doctor......! Doc: Yes of course. The child cured you. Nightingale Harry: What would you have done? Janeway: Probably exactly what you did. Harry: I learnt form the best! Harry: The fact is if we were back home I’d be a Lieutenant by now, maybe even a Lieutenant commander. Janeway: You’re pretty sure of yourself aren’t you? Q2 Young Q: Kirk may have been a lowly human but at least he had Pasaz. Young Q: They keep experiencing the last 30 seconds over and over - almost as monotonous as drone boy’s essay! Young Q: 20 minutes observing humanity and I’m already bored. Janeway: Coffee, black. Replicator: Get it yourself! ahhh my hand is cramping......now would probably be a good time to stop, huh! Maria :star: |
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4th August 2001, 06:21 PM
| #24 (permalink) |
| Power Of Three  Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 406
| doctor : "we were investigating...thats all we ever do around here why pretend we're going hom eat all all we're going to do is invesyigate every cubic millimetre of this quadrant aren't we?" "if anyone is going to smash your arrogant little face in i will" torres to vorik....."blood fever" |
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7th August 2001, 04:20 PM
| #27 (permalink) |
| It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 4,690
| Endgame Quotes Doctor: Mr Paris. Voyager’s pilot, medic and occasional thorn in my side. Tom: Joe? Doctor: I decided I couldn’t get married without a name. Tom: It took you 33 years to come up with Joe! *Tom hits his shirt where commbagde should be* Paris to....*realises he’s in his night clothes and finds commbadge* Paris to sickbay. It’s time. Doctor: Remain calm Mr. Paris. Can she stand. Tom: Affirmative. Doctor: Then I suggest you report to sickbay. Tom: Right *walks to door* What about B’Elanna? Doctor: Her too. Tom: If this keeps happening we’ll never get any sleep. Doctor: You think it’s bad now! Janeway: How many false alarms does that make? Chakotay: Three. That we know of. Janeway: That baby is a stubborn as her mother! Tuvok: kal-toh is as much a game of patience as of logic. An experienced player will sometimes take several hours to decide his next move . And in some cases even days may be necessary to..... Icheb: *places stick* Kal-toh. Harry: *awe struck* You beat him! Admiral Janeway: What was that about? Ensign Paris: He said you’re demeanour was disrespectful. Admiral Janeway: I hope you told him I didn’t mean to be rude. Ensign Paris: I told him if he didn’t show you more respect I’d break his arm. Karath: You question my honour?! Admiral Janeway: If you were honourable you wouldn’t have changed the terms of our agreement. Admiral Janeway: Oh the almighty Temporal Prime Directive. Take my advice, it’s less of a headache if you just ignore it. Admiral Janeway: There’s no guarantee they won’t try to assimilate Voyager even if we don’t go back to the nebula. Doctor: Is that supposed to be reassuring? Chakotay: Our chances would be good with one Kathryn Janeway on the bridge but with two, I’d bet on this ship any day. Admiral Janeway: Voyager isn’t big enough for both of us! Doctor: Try to relax Lt. B’Elanna: If you tell me to relax one more time I’m gonna rip your holographic head off! Tom: I might actually win. B’Elanna: What? Tom: The baby pool. I picked today: 1500 hours. B’Elanna: I’m sooo glad I could accommodate you. Doctor: Don’t celebrate yet. Klingon labour sometimes lasts several days. B’Elanna: UUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH! Doctor: Of course I’m sure that won’t be the case here. :star: |
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18th May 2007, 02:51 AM
| #28 (permalink) |
| Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bristol
Posts: 13
| Re: Fave Voyager Quotes Living Witness. Kathryn:When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Starfleet way. Revulsion. Emh to Belanna I didn't realize I'd struck a nerve. Perhaps you'd like a tranquilizer. Day of Honor. "Let me access your controls." Belanna. "I thought you'd never ask." Tom. Year of Hell. Tuvok to Seven "Remember this guideline: the Captain is always right." Just a few from season 4 as i have re-watched it recently. |
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