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Maria8475 · 30th April 2001, 07:08 AM

Okay so all the SG group are obsessed with these quotes so I thought I'd start a post here too. Sorry I'm not a really huge fan, so some of these may be wrong and I can't label episodes. feel free to help me out!

Giles: Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more.

Giles: You’re not real. They’re in my head. Making me see what I want to see.
Xander: Than why would they make you see me.
Giles: Good point, let’s go.

Cordelia: One of these days you’re gonna wake up in a coma!

Joyce: You died?
Buffy: Only for a while!

Willow: I haven't been a geek for a very long time.

Giles: That's fascinating.
Anya: Only to an extremely bored person.

Tara: They're just like Giles right?
Buffy: Yes they're horrible and mean!

Anya: I know why more about demon dimensions than Giles.....well I do!

Take care
Maria :star:

Asmiley · 1st May 2001, 04:37 PM

Giles: cause it's a snot monster form outer space. I did not just say that.

markpud · 1st May 2001, 06:48 PM

ooh a quotes thread what good idea! Let me get my head together and i'll find a few...

Asmiley · 2nd May 2001, 12:15 PM

"All of a sudden it was gloom adn doom and outlawing of human triangles."~Willow

"Go school! it's your birthday!"~Willow

"I'm frieked out."~Buffy

"Dawn's safe with Spike"~Buffy

markpud · 2nd May 2001, 08:28 PM

Xander: thats cos he got hit with the Buffinator. Now he's powerless

Buffy: You think?

Oz: No question. He'll be back

~~~~

Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?

Buffy: No, because you're very very old and it's gross

Giles: Well, before I succumb to the ravages of old age, why don't you tell me what brings you here.

~~~~

Buffy: Just don't want to deal right now.Taking a little holiday from dealing, happily vacationing in the land of not coping.

Maria8475 · 4th May 2001, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by markpud
ooh a quotes thread what good idea!

You know you shouldn't validate me like that. It's going to be impossible to get me to stop now!

Luke: Metal can't kill me
Buffy: Well you forgot about one thing
Luke: Whats that?
Buffy: Sunrise (buffy throws metal at window)
Luke: AAARRRRHGGGGGHHHHH...huh?
Buffy: Its not for another 9 hours moron

Buffy (To Cordy) : That works out great. If you don't tell any one I'm the Slayer, I won't tell any one you're a moron!

Cordelia: You really are campaigning for Bitch of the Year award aren't you ?
Buffy: As defending champion you're nervous ?

Buffy (to Willow): What you think hes too old because he's a senoir? Please, my boyfriend just had a bicentenial .

Ahhh ran out for now....give me a couple of days!!

Maria :star:

wikiberry · 4th May 2001, 07:12 PM

well well well...
never thought i'd be here

but then it just shows how well blackmail
works...

here are some quotes from my fave chracters.
(that's chracters excluding buffy, giles, tara, angel, cordy, dawn, joyce... you get the idea. but in case you're interested, i like oz, will, spike, dru)

"Well... When I'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool,
or witty, or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds. And then I
have to go away..." -- Willow!!!!

"Who *is* that girl?" -- Oz!

"You're just impressed by any pretty girl who can walk and talk."
"She doesn't have to talk." -- Oz! and Devon

"You know, I never really thanked you."
"Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail.
It's not pretty." -- Willow and Oz!

"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to
go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just
get on with my life."
"Good for you."
"Well, I didn't choose yet." -- Willow and Buffy

wasn't it fun??

mr.pointy · 4th May 2001, 10:38 PM

i ain't actually gonna post n e quotes yet but be sure 2 be overloaded wiv quotes from me from my monster book and watchers guide 1 and 2 and i will be doing sum reviews v.soon promise

bye:rolly2:

Maria8475 · 5th May 2001, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr.pointy
i ain't actually gonna post n e quotes yet but be sure 2 be overloaded wiv quotes from me from my monster book and watchers guide 1 and 2 and i will be doing sum reviews v.soon promise

bye:rolly2:

I look forward to it. And also really love the tara/willow one in your signature! LOL

Oh wiki! I'm shocked!! I'll have to try blackmail more often!!

Take care
Maria :star:

clairegi · 7th May 2001, 08:34 AM

ok quote:

willow: "love makes you do the wacky"

cordie: i need an explanation"

xander: "about what"

cordie: "wesley"

xander: "in breeding":

buffy: "giles, i am sixteen years old, i don't want to die"

cordelia: check out giles the next generation

xander: avenger assemble

xander: i am undercover

buffy: not cover much

buffy: great thing about being the slayer. kicking ace is confort food

Asmiley · 7th May 2001, 01:36 PM

Liked that last one.

Quote:

buffy: great thing about being the slayer. kicking ace is confort food

Maria8475 · 9th May 2001, 06:31 AM

Hey Clairegi, welcome to the forum. Hope you have fun posting.

Okay I've been rewatching some of my fave eps so have plenty of quotes.....you've been warned.

SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
Angel: When you first wake up it's a little disorienting. He'll show.
Buffy: It's weird to think of you going through that.
Angel: It's weird to go through.

Buffy: Nope. Why? Are you jealous?
Angel: Of Xander? Please. He's just a kid.
Buffy: Is it 'cause I danced with him?
Angel: 'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer.
Buffy: Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy, by the way. Behold my success.
Angel: I am not jealous.
Buffy: You're not jealous? What, vampires don't get jealous?
Angel: See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing.

Buffy: Then if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might wanna leave off the 'idiot' part. Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.
Xander: Hmm, it actually kinda turns me on.
Buffy: I fear you.

Xander: Now, is it time to have a talk about the facts of life?
Giles: You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business.
Xander: Y'know, because that whole stork thing is a smoke screen.

Willow: This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place.

Xander: Y'know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.
Giles: Here, here.
Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.

Buffy: And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence.

Angel: Cordelia told me the truth.
Xander: That's gotta be a first.

Cordelia: It was horrible. Angel saved me from an arm. God, there were so many parts, they were everywhere. Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
Xander: Karma!

Buffy: Could this get yuckier?
Willow: They probably kept the other parts to eat.
Buffy: Question answered.

Buffy: Okay, Giles, just remember, 'I feel a thing, you feel a thing...' But personalize it.
Giles: Personalize it?
Buffy: She's a technopagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop.

Giles: I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

Giles: Did you just say 'date'?
Jenny: You noticed that, huh?

LIE TO ME
Cordelia: And I know the peasants were all depressed...
Xander: I think you mean 'oppressed'.
Cordelia: Whatever. They were cranky.

Xander: Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing somethin' wrong, I wanna know. 'Cause it gives me a happy!
Buffy: Mm, I'm glad someone has a happy.

Xander: This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends! Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?

Buffy: So. What'd you do last night?
Angel: Nothin'.
Buffy: Nothing at all. You ceased to exist?

Ford: Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire.
Buffy: What? Whating a what?

Willow: No! I just... I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.
Angel: I promise to behave myself.

Angel: I guess I need help.
Willow: Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old and you already know stuff.
Angel: I want you to track someone down. On the 'Net.
Willow: Oh! Great! I'm so the 'Net girl.

Buffy: Okay, Will, fess up.
Willow: What?
Buffy: Are you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this.

Giles: You are not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?

Xander: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Could you not call me that?

Willow: The Lonely Ones?
Angel: Vampires.
Xander: Oh! We usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones.

Giles: A book! It took one of my books!
Jenny: Well, at least someone in this school is reading.

Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.

THE FRESHMAN
Buffy: I like books... I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?

Willow: Anyway, Professor Walsh is supposed to be great. She's like world-renowned.
Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?
Willow: Yes, first there's the painful nowning process.

Willow: "Images of Pop Culture." This is good. They watch movies and TV shows, even commercials.
Buffy: For credit?
Willow: Isn't college cool?
Buffy: How did I miss that one?
Willow: You did sort of wait until the last minute with your course selection.
Buffy: Sorry, Miss I-chose-my-major-in-play-group.

Girl: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Buffy: Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy.

Willow: I've heard about five different issues, and I'm angry about each and every one of them.

Willow: It's just, in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence... It's like this force, this penetrating force, and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and, and spurt knowledge into... That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in.

Willow: Ooh, boyfriend! It's my on-campus boyfriend.
Buffy: Oh, no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line's probably really long now, too.

Buffy: Gentleman of leisure? Isn't that just British for unemployed?
Willow: Uh-huh. He's a slacker now.

Buffy: I can't wait till Mom gets the bill for these books. I hope it's a funny aneurysm.

Buffy: Yeah, you know, 'cause everyone's got a brain. Or... almost everyone.

Buffy: You know, I was just wondering - Professor Walsh isn't planning on yelling at me and kicking me out of the class, is she?
Riley: It's not in her lesson plan.

Eddie: Did you lose your way?
Buffy: Me? Oh, no, no, no - I'm just going to Fisher Hall, which I know is on the... Earth planet. Recently voted "Most Pathetic", uh-huh.
Eddie: Well, I'm lost, and I have a map, so...
Buffy: Ooh, I come in second.

Buffy: I still feel like carrying around a security blanket.
Eddie: Of Human Bondage. Have you ever read it?
Buffy: Oh, I'm not really into porn. I mean, I'm just trying to cut way back.

Willow: You made a friend? Good for you.
Buffy: Thanks, Mom.

Vamp girl: Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look... purple.

Buffy: I think someone had just a little too much free time on their hands.
Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No! Because you're very, very old, and it's gross.

Buffy: And you are?
Sunday: Oh, I'm Sunday. I'll be killing you here in a minute or so.
Buffy: You know, that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.
Guy Vamp: Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Buffy: Is America nice? I hear it's nice.

Buffy: College is good.
Xander: Okay, once more, with even less feeling.

Xander: When it's dark, and I'm all alone, and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think "What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Okay, sometimes when it's dark, and I'm all alone, I'd think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
Buffy: Can that be one of those things you never, ever tell me about?

Xander: You up for a little reconnaissance?
Buffy: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?
Xander: No, that was the renaissance.
Buffy: Oh. I've had a really long week.

Buffy: Oh! That's my skirt! You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them.

Sunday: Say, don't I know you from... beating the crap out of you?

Willow: Buffy wouldn't just take off. That's just not in her nature. Except for that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name, but there were circumstances then. There's no circumstances.

Willow: How can you be so calm?
Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice.

Xander: Do we hug?
Oz: I think we're too manly.

Buffy: When you look back at this - in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust - I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Giles: Let's find the evil, and fight it together.
Buffy: Great. Thanks. We'll get right on that.
Giles: The evil is this way?

INTERVENTION
Buffy: Hey, Dawn? If there's any dishes in your room, let's have 'em before they get furry and we have to name them.

Buffy: Weird love is better than no love.

Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones?
Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

Buffy: So, how does it start?
Giles: I… jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd.
Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around-

Buffy Robot: Xander! And… Anya! How's your money?
Anya: Fine! Thank you for asking.

Buffy Robot: Do I look hot to you?
Spike: Always.

Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike.
Willow: Oh. Well, Tara's right, grief can be powerful and we shouldn't judge -
Tara: What are you, kidding? She's nuts!

Buffy Robot: Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid.

Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?

Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled-
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are.

Buffy Robot: Say, look at you! You look like me! We're very pretty.

Xander: Spike must have had her built so he could program her to…
Buffy: Oh God.
Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things-
Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you!
Xander: Already got the visual.

Buffy Robot: You're right. He's evil. Killing him is the only way. We're the Slayer and that's what we do. But you should see him naked.

Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with.

Spike: Buffy - the other… the not-as-pleasant Buffy. Something happened to Dawn it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her being in that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did.
(AWWWWWWWWW!)

Maria :star:

markpud · 10th May 2001, 10:31 AM

wow quote-tastic

My fave one of the season is in there maria, it's also in my sig now

"Robot Buffy: Angels lame...

had me rolling around in stitches that did...

markpud · 10th May 2001, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Asmiley
Liked that last one.

dont think it was actually "kicking ace" though

Maria8475 · 10th May 2001, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by markpud
wow quote-tastic

Thank you!! You do realise I've only just started! LOL!

Maria :star:

4th May 2001, 07:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
wikiberry DOYLE! and HARPER!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: uk Posts: 858	quotes well well well... never thought i'd be here but then it just shows how well blackmail works... here are some quotes from my fave chracters. (that's chracters excluding buffy, giles, tara, angel, cordy, dawn, joyce... you get the idea. but in case you're interested, i like oz, will, spike, dru) "Well... When I'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds. And then I have to go away..." -- Willow!!!! "Who is that girl?" -- Oz! "You're just impressed by any pretty girl who can walk and talk." "She doesn't have to talk." -- Oz! and Devon "You know, I never really thanked you." "Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty." -- Willow and Oz! "Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life." "Good for you." "Well, I didn't choose yet." -- Willow and Buffy wasn't it fun??

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30th April 2001, 07:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Okay so all the SG group are obsessed with these quotes so I thought I'd start a post here too. Sorry I'm not a really huge fan, so some of these may be wrong and I can't label episodes. feel free to help me out! Giles: Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more. Giles: You’re not real. They’re in my head. Making me see what I want to see. Xander: Than why would they make you see me. Giles: Good point, let’s go. Cordelia: One of these days you’re gonna wake up in a coma! Joyce: You died? Buffy: Only for a while! Willow: I haven't been a geek for a very long time. Giles: That's fascinating. Anya: Only to an extremely bored person. Tara: They're just like Giles right? Buffy: Yes they're horrible and mean! Anya: I know why more about demon dimensions than Giles.....well I do! Take care Maria :star:

1st May 2001, 04:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,370	Giles: cause it's a snot monster form outer space. I did not just say that.

1st May 2001, 06:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	ooh a quotes thread what good idea! Let me get my head together and i'll find a few...

2nd May 2001, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,370	"All of a sudden it was gloom adn doom and outlawing of human triangles."~Willow "Go school! it's your birthday!"~Willow "I'm frieked out."~Buffy "Dawn's safe with Spike"~Buffy

2nd May 2001, 08:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	Xander: thats cos he got hit with the Buffinator. Now he's powerless Buffy: You think? Oz: No question. He'll be back ~~~~ Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life? Buffy: No, because you're very very old and it's gross Giles: Well, before I succumb to the ravages of old age, why don't you tell me what brings you here. ~~~~ Buffy: Just don't want to deal right now.Taking a little holiday from dealing, happily vacationing in the land of not coping.

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mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	i ain't actually gonna post n e quotes yet but be sure 2 be overloaded wiv quotes from me from my monster book and watchers guide 1 and 2 and i will be doing sum reviews v.soon promise bye:rolly2:

7th May 2001, 08:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
clairegi Junior Member Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1	ok quote: willow: "love makes you do the wacky" cordie: i need an explanation" xander: "about what" cordie: "wesley" xander: "in breeding": buffy: "giles, i am sixteen years old, i don't want to die" cordelia: check out giles the next generation xander: avenger assemble xander: i am undercover buffy: not cover much buffy: great thing about being the slayer. kicking ace is confort food

9th May 2001, 06:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Hey Clairegi, welcome to the forum. Hope you have fun posting. Okay I've been rewatching some of my fave eps so have plenty of quotes.....you've been warned. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED Angel: When you first wake up it's a little disorienting. He'll show. Buffy: It's weird to think of you going through that. Angel: It's weird to go through. Buffy: Nope. Why? Are you jealous? Angel: Of Xander? Please. He's just a kid. Buffy: Is it 'cause I danced with him? Angel: 'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer. Buffy: Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy, by the way. Behold my success. Angel: I am not jealous. Buffy: You're not jealous? What, vampires don't get jealous? Angel: See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing. Buffy: Then if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might wanna leave off the 'idiot' part. Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood. Xander: Hmm, it actually kinda turns me on. Buffy: I fear you. Xander: Now, is it time to have a talk about the facts of life? Giles: You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business. Xander: Y'know, because that whole stork thing is a smoke screen. Willow: This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place. Xander: Y'know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too. Giles: Here, here. Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. Buffy: And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence. Angel: Cordelia told me the truth. Xander: That's gotta be a first. Cordelia: It was horrible. Angel saved me from an arm. God, there were so many parts, they were everywhere. Why are these terrible things always happening to me? Xander: Karma! Buffy: Could this get yuckier? Willow: They probably kept the other parts to eat. Buffy: Question answered. Buffy: Okay, Giles, just remember, 'I feel a thing, you feel a thing...' But personalize it. Giles: Personalize it? Buffy: She's a technopagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop. Giles: I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby. Giles: Did you just say 'date'? Jenny: You noticed that, huh? LIE TO ME Cordelia: And I know the peasants were all depressed... Xander: I think you mean 'oppressed'. Cordelia: Whatever. They were cranky. Xander: Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing somethin' wrong, I wanna know. 'Cause it gives me a happy! Buffy: Mm, I'm glad someone has a happy. Xander: This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends! Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys? Buffy: So. What'd you do last night? Angel: Nothin'. Buffy: Nothing at all. You ceased to exist? Ford: Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire. Buffy: What? Whating a what? Willow: No! I just... I'm not supposed to have boys in my room. Angel: I promise to behave myself. Angel: I guess I need help. Willow: Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old and you already know stuff. Angel: I want you to track someone down. On the 'Net. Willow: Oh! Great! I'm so the 'Net girl. Buffy: Okay, Will, fess up. Willow: What? Buffy: Are you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this. Giles: You are not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you? Xander: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one. Angel: Could you not call me that? Willow: The Lonely Ones? Angel: Vampires. Xander: Oh! We usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones. Giles: A book! It took one of my books! Jenny: Well, at least someone in this school is reading. Giles: You mean life? Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy? Giles: What do you want me to say? Buffy: Lie to me. Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Buffy: Liar. THE FRESHMAN Buffy: I like books... I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb? Willow: Anyway, Professor Walsh is supposed to be great. She's like world-renowned. Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first? Willow: Yes, first there's the painful nowning process. Willow: "Images of Pop Culture." This is good. They watch movies and TV shows, even commercials. Buffy: For credit? Willow: Isn't college cool? Buffy: How did I miss that one? Willow: You did sort of wait until the last minute with your course selection. Buffy: Sorry, Miss I-chose-my-major-in-play-group. Girl: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Buffy: Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy. Willow: I've heard about five different issues, and I'm angry about each and every one of them. Willow: It's just, in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence... It's like this force, this penetrating force, and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and, and spurt knowledge into... That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in. Willow: Ooh, boyfriend! It's my on-campus boyfriend. Buffy: Oh, no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line's probably really long now, too. Buffy: Gentleman of leisure? Isn't that just British for unemployed? Willow: Uh-huh. He's a slacker now. Buffy: I can't wait till Mom gets the bill for these books. I hope it's a funny aneurysm. Buffy: Yeah, you know, 'cause everyone's got a brain. Or... almost everyone. Buffy: You know, I was just wondering - Professor Walsh isn't planning on yelling at me and kicking me out of the class, is she? Riley: It's not in her lesson plan. Eddie: Did you lose your way? Buffy: Me? Oh, no, no, no - I'm just going to Fisher Hall, which I know is on the... Earth planet. Recently voted "Most Pathetic", uh-huh. Eddie: Well, I'm lost, and I have a map, so... Buffy: Ooh, I come in second. Buffy: I still feel like carrying around a security blanket. Eddie: Of Human Bondage. Have you ever read it? Buffy: Oh, I'm not really into porn. I mean, I'm just trying to cut way back. Willow: You made a friend? Good for you. Buffy: Thanks, Mom. Vamp girl: Does this sweater make me look fat? Sunday: No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look... purple. Buffy: I think someone had just a little too much free time on their hands. Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life? Buffy: No! Because you're very, very old, and it's gross. Buffy: And you are? Sunday: Oh, I'm Sunday. I'll be killing you here in a minute or so. Buffy: You know, that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it. Guy Vamp: Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally? Buffy: Is America nice? I hear it's nice. Buffy: College is good. Xander: Okay, once more, with even less feeling. Xander: When it's dark, and I'm all alone, and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think "What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Okay, sometimes when it's dark, and I'm all alone, I'd think, "What is Buffy wearing?" Buffy: Can that be one of those things you never, ever tell me about? Xander: You up for a little reconnaissance? Buffy: You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff? Xander: No, that was the renaissance. Buffy: Oh. I've had a really long week. Buffy: Oh! That's my skirt! You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them. Sunday: Say, don't I know you from... beating the crap out of you? Willow: Buffy wouldn't just take off. That's just not in her nature. Except for that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name, but there were circumstances then. There's no circumstances. Willow: How can you be so calm? Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice. Xander: Do we hug? Oz: I think we're too manly. Buffy: When you look back at this - in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust - I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff. Giles: Let's find the evil, and fight it together. Buffy: Great. Thanks. We'll get right on that. Giles: The evil is this way? INTERVENTION Buffy: Hey, Dawn? If there's any dishes in your room, let's have 'em before they get furry and we have to name them. Buffy: Weird love is better than no love. Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones. Buffy: So, how does it start? Giles: I… jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around- Buffy Robot: Xander! And… Anya! How's your money? Anya: Fine! Thank you for asking. Buffy Robot: Do I look hot to you? Spike: Always. Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike. Willow: Oh. Well, Tara's right, grief can be powerful and we shouldn't judge - Tara: What are you, kidding? She's nuts! Buffy Robot: Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid. Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike. Buffy: The who whatting how with huh? Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled- Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are. Buffy Robot: Say, look at you! You look like me! We're very pretty. Xander: Spike must have had her built so he could program her to… Buffy: Oh God. Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things- Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual. Buffy Robot: You're right. He's evil. Killing him is the only way. We're the Slayer and that's what we do. But you should see him naked. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Spike: Buffy - the other… the not-as-pleasant Buffy. Something happened to Dawn it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her being in that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did. (AWWWWWWWWW!) Maria :star:

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markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	wow quote-tastic My fave one of the season is in there maria, it's also in my sig now "Robot Buffy: Angels lame... had me rolling around in stitches that did...