Fave Buffy Quotes

[obcooke]

I ran a search on eBay but there are no antelopes up for bid right now. I left a reminder, so the first one that comes up, I'll get an email. Then we'll know what one is worth.

Thanks for the reminder, guys, it has been a while since we had a big fix of quotes. So let's take a walk down memory lane with "Buffy vs. Dracula". And don't forget - be home before Dawn.

{On a personal note, I really hated this one, especially that Johnny Depp/Crow version of Dracula. I'm too old school. I thought Xander was right in his comments below.}

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XANDER [watching Buffy & Riley frolicking in the surf]: I'm exhausted just looking at those two. The splashing and the jumping and the running... Shouldn't relaxing involve less exertion?

ANYA: Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.

TARA: Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put.

WILLOW: I think we've just put our finger on why we're the sidekicks.

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WILLOW: Just call me the computer whisperer.

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WILLOW (on ice mochas): There's something in these. If I don't' get my daily fix I start to get itchy.

XANDER: Well you gotta stop ordering the Crackachino.

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BUFFY: So - let me get this straight. You're Dracula. The guy. The Count.

DRACULA: I am.

BUFFY: This isn't just a fanboy thing, is it? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple of pimply, overweight vamps who called themselves "Lestat."

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XANDER: Nice. Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy.

DRACULA: Leave us.

XANDER: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

BUFFY: Xander, I'm pretty certain that's Dracula.

XANDER Wow. Really? Hey, sorry man... I was just, jokin' around...

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XANDER ...so then Buffy's all - look out! - and then friggin' Dracula's standing right behind us and can I just say he's in serious need of a monster make-over?

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RILEY: You're not just saying that because of those dark, penetrating eyes of his, are you?

BUFFFY: No, his eyes were just - there was no penetration. Cross my heart.

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SPIKE: Well, well. You can take the boy out of the Initiative, but you can't take the initiative out of the boy, can you?

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RILEY: Cut the ****, Spike. I'm looking for some information.

SPIKE: Then I demand my heckling time. Got to be a give and take, right?

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BUFFY: It does seem like he's [Dracula] got some kind of control over me, even though a big part of me is resisting...

RILEY: What do you mean, a part? Only part of you is resisting? Which part's not?

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JOYCE: He [Dracula] seemed so nice and normal... A little pale...

WILLOW: A good Sunnydale rule of thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes.

JOYCE: I didn't - he was in a suit. A lovely suit... He came by the gallery, and he was amazingly well informed about art history-

TARA: Probably because he was around for most of it.

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DRACULA: You think you know. What you are, what's to come... you haven't even begun.

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BUFFY: You know, I think the thrall has really gone out of our relationship.

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GILES (on escaping the Three Sisters): Thank God you came. I was doomed. There was no possible escape - Is that my shoe? Silly me, I'll just pop down and -

RILEY: No sir. No more chick pit for you.

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RILEY: Buffy? Are you okay?

BUFFY: I'm good. Chock full of free will.

GILES: And Dracula?

BUFFY: Euro-trashed.

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XANDER: Where is he? Where's the creep who turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch!? I've got a flaming enema with his name on it-

BUFFY: He's gone.

XANDER: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this ****. I'm sick of being the guy who eats the insects and gets the funny syphilis! As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!!

BUFFY: Check. No more butt monkey.

RILEY: It could have been worse. At least you weren't making time with the Dracu-babes like Giles here.

XANDER: No kidding? You got tranced?

GILES: I did not. And I was not making time! I - I was just about to kill those loathsome creatures when Riley interrupted me -

RILEY: Really? You were gonna nuzzle 'em to death?

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[Highlander II]

*sigh*

I miss my weekly dose of Joss-inspired witty dialogue.

[FeedMeTV]

Originally posted by obcooke
I ran a search on eBay but there are no antelopes up for bid right now. I left a reminder, so the first one that comes up, I'll get an email. Then we'll know what one is worth.


BUFFY: This isn't just a fanboy thing, is it? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple of pimply, overweight vamps who called themselves "Lestat."

Lol, I'd love to know! It's always good to know the cost of things so next time you want to buy an antelope you can haggle.

I love this Buffy quote cos Lestat's a very cool vamp

[Buff/CSIcutie]

O.k, don;t lash at me cause I don;t know this word for word but I'll try...

Vamp: I was at the crusifixion.

Spike: If every vampire said he was at the crusifixion it would be like woodstock. By the way I was there, I spent the night with flower people and I sat around for five hours watching my hand move.


Don;t totally freak, not word for word, havn;t seen the episode in forever, but it's always been my fav!

[sez25]

It cracked me up every time I heard Xander talking about "opening a can of whup-ass"!!!! LOL

[chelo]

My favourite Buffy quote is:

"I may be dead, but I`m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you"

- Buffy Season one: Prophecy Girl

[Quokka]

[quote=;300705]
Buffy (to Willow): What you think hes too old because he's a senoir? Please, my boyfriend just had a bicentenial .
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First thought that popped into my mind was Oz's pumus attack:

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.

Riley: But you killed the... You did the thing with that... You drowned! And the snake?! Not to mention daily slayage of... Wow.
Buffy: It's no big, really. Hey, who wants ice cream?
Riley: Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.

and I just caught the episode with Spike's love monolgue where he finishes with "I may be love's b**** but at least I'm man enough to admit it."


BTW I started watching Buffy late in the series and although I've seen most of it on re-reruns there's still episodes I haven't seen yet. I've missed the episode again where Buffy's mum finds out the Buffy is a slayer. Can anyone tell me when this happens?

[little smaug]

Originally Posted by Quokka

BTW I started watching Buffy late in the series and although I've seen most of it on re-reruns there's still episodes I haven't seen yet. I've missed the episode again where Buffy's mum finds out the Buffy is a slayer. Can anyone tell me when this happens?

That would be the final episode of season 2, Becoming PtI/PtII.

[obcooke]

You must see "Becoming" to me that is the pinnacle of Buffy. There was good stuff before and after but in my mind nothing matches "Becoming".