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Old 21st July 2001, 01:32 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Oz: So, either you hit her or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, dont'cha think?
Oz: No one deserves mime, Buffy.

Oz: On the plus side, you killed the bench...which was lookin' shifty.

Xander: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Buffy: Not yet, but it will.
Xander: Oh, don't say that...oh please don't say that.

Xander: I don't know if I tied those ropes tight enough.
Oz: Well, then we better go over there and check 'em.
Xander: *Laughs*......oh dear God. Avoid the legs, avoid the legs.

luvved these quotes the best especially the shifty bench 1
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Old 21st July 2001, 02:36 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Yep, excellent quotes.
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Old 21st July 2001, 07:14 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 21st July 2001, 07:19 PM   #94 (permalink)
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This may sound lame, but one of my favourite quotes is:

Giles: "A vampire in love with the slayer...thats rather poetic"
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Old 21st July 2001, 07:48 PM   #95 (permalink)
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I don't think it's lame! I thought the whole scene was kinda sweet esp with Angel describing how he is when Buffy's around. Unfortuanelty i don't have the ep or it would go right to the top of my 'To Quote' list!

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Old 21st July 2001, 07:50 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Hello Mr. Confidence, Thanks Maria.
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Old 21st July 2001, 08:15 PM   #97 (permalink)
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An oldie but goodie

CORDELIA (looking over Giles' shoulder as he reads): Eww, what does this do?

GILES: It extracts vital organs to replenish it's own mutating cells.

CORDELIA: Wow! What does this one do?

GILES: It elongates its mouth to engulf its victim's head with its incisors.

CORDELIA: Ouch! Wait, what does this one do?

GILES: It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done.

CORDELIA: Boy, there's a demon for everything.
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Old 21st July 2001, 08:17 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Excellent quote...very funny.
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Old 21st July 2001, 09:36 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Re: An oldie but goodie

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CORDELIA (looking over Giles' shoulder as he reads): Eww, what does this do?

GILES: It extracts vital organs to replenish it's own mutating cells.

CORDELIA: Wow! What does this one do?

GILES: It elongates its mouth to engulf its victim's head with its incisors.

CORDELIA: Ouch! Wait, what does this one do?

GILES: It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done.

CORDELIA: Boy, there's a demon for everything.
Yeah, that 1 is very gud. From the ep Killed By Death i beleive
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Old 24th July 2001, 04:16 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Gawd I loved the Oz Quotes. I just so miss Oz.
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Old 24th July 2001, 05:24 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Well they're not all Oz, but I hope it helps. But is it my imagination or is EVERYTHING he says quoteworthy??

Becoming
Angel (pre vamp): Milady, you'll find that with the exception of an honest day's work, there's no challenge I'm not prepared to face.

Cordelia: I think it's great to do that before you go out and fail in the real world. That way you're not falling back on something. You're falling... well, forward.
Xander: And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

Cordelia: How about because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
Buffy: Sums it up.

Angelus (to Dru): You can see all that in your head?
Spike: No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper.

Xander: You can paint this any way you want. But the way I see it is that you wanna forget all about Ms. Calendar's murder so you can get your boyfriend back.

Buffy: Well, I'll do a couple of sweeps, and then I'll stop by. Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a... Willow! Where did you learn that word? My God. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

Angelus: My friends... we're about to make history... end.

Willow: I don't wanna be our only hope! Uh, I crumble under pressure! Let's have another hope.

Cordelia: I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me. Not too brave.
Buffy: It was the right thing to do.

Buffy: You don't have anything useful to tell me, do you? What are you, just some immortal demon sent down to even the score between good and evil?
Whistler: Wow. Good guess.

Willow: My head... feels big. Is it big?
Oz: No. It's head size.

Buffy: Mom... I'm a Vampire Slayer.

Whistler: You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff.

Xander: Cavalry's here. Cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here.

Buffy: Hello, lover.
Angelus: I don't have time for you.
Buffy: You don't have a lot of time left.

Giles: Xander?
Xander: Can you walk?
Giles: You're not real.
Xander: Sure, I'm real.
Giles: It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make you see me?
Giles: You're right. Let's go. :star: (my personal fave quote ever!..........well this week!!)

Oz: But we know the world didn't end, 'cause...check it out

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Xander: Okay, and the, uh, second problem I'm having...'Come and get it, Big Boy'?
Willow: Well... W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time.
Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.

Xander: I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but...in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.

Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia.
Willow: I wonder what our first homework assignment's gonna be. Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues.

Buffy: How did you find me here?
Angel: If I was blind, I would see you.

Willow: No, he got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like... vampires getting away. But I think we're improving.

Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. 'Don't get killed.'

Oz: Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?
Willow: Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for.
Oz: Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?

Larry (talking about the football team): If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna *rule*!

Willow: I'm trying to get to cute, really. But I'm still sorta stuck on 'strange'.
Oz: Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to 'eccentric' with an option on 'cool'.

Xander: And what makes this different from the last nine leads?
Giles: Well, there's a meal on this flight.

Oz: I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down.
Xander: We're losing half the vamps.
Oz: Yeah, but... rhythmically.

Buffy: This'll probably go faster if we split up.
Lily: Can I come with you?

Nurse: What are you doing?
Buffy: Breaking into your office and going through your private files.

Buffy: I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share.

Cordelia: What's the plan?
Xander: The vampire attacks you.
Cordelia: And then what?
Xander: The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice.

Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.

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Old 24th July 2001, 05:28 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I know what you mean by everything he said as being quoteworthy. you could tell that when he talked he had really thought it over.
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Old 24th July 2001, 09:31 PM   #103 (permalink)
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as per usual u have come up with above standard quotes. Well done Ms...Ms. Maria Ms. Maria *gives a handshake* i look forward 2 reading future works

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Old 26th July 2001, 02:59 PM   #104 (permalink)
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well thank you Mr Pointy and as per your request....

Faith, Hope and Trick
Xander: Buffy, banned from campus, but not from our hearts.

Buffy: First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.
Xander: I don't believe she slays, either.
Oz: Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.

Buffy: All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!

Oz: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town.

Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?
Buffy: Well... Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

Faith: Oh, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you.
Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.
Faith: I see him. If I'd've known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer.
Buffy: Raise your hand if 'ew'.

Xander: And they say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid.

Giles: You two just have very different temperaments.
Buffy: Yeah, and mine's the sane one. The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck.

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Old 26th July 2001, 03:20 PM   #105 (permalink)
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When Does Faith first say Five for five"? or whatever it is she says after they switch that makes you know they switched bodies.
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