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markpud · 13th July 2001, 10:17 AM

okay heres a warm up for the ep Phases, i gues Maria will drop by with a better set of quotes shortly...

Oz: I'm going through some changes... (turns into a werewolf)

Willow: For 3 days every month i'm not much fun to be round either!

Maria8475 · 13th July 2001, 06:03 PM

Oooh, i wouldn't say better just longer (it's only because I SERIOUSLY don't have a life) really appreciate the help though!

Buffy: Which guy could resist the Willow charm?
Willow: At last count all of them......maybe more! (Awwww)

Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1- 800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy: Meow!
Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before.

Giles: Meaning the accepted legend that werewolves only prowl during a full moon might be erroneous.
Cordelia: Or it could be a crock.

Giles: Quite. And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and, and aggressive.
Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!
Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

Cordelia: What's he waiting for? What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy.
Willow: Yeah, him and Xander. Guys.
Cordelia: Who do they think they are?
Willow: A couple of guys. (oooo willow/cordy bondage......LOVE it!!)

:star:

Maria8475 · 17th July 2001, 03:44 PM

Passions
Buffy: Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation, right? Like a barrier, a no shoes, no pulse, no service kind of thing?

Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?
Giles: This is a school library, Xander.
Xander: Since when?

Giles: Yes, Xander, once more you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form.

Willow: I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes. Dead or alive. (you see where the whole Tara thing starts don't you?

)

Buffy: It's so weird... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew.
Willow: Well, sort of, except...
Buffy: Except what?
Willow: You're still the only thing he thinks about.

Jenny: A present for a friend of mine.
Shopkeeper: Really? What are you gonna give him?
Jenny: His soul.

Willow: Look, all his weapons are gone.
Cordelia: But I thought he kept his weapons at the library.
Xander: No, those are his, uh, everyday weapons. These were his good weapons. The ones he, uh, breaks out when company comes to visit.

Xander: I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'

:star:

Asmiley · 17th July 2001, 03:52 PM

Awesome! Gotta love that! My fave from the posts you just posted is:

Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!
Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

markpud · 18th July 2001, 04:59 PM

grr :evil:

Asmiley · 18th July 2001, 05:04 PM

What?

Maria8475 · 18th July 2001, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Asmiley
Awesome! Gotta love that! My fave from the posts you just posted is:

Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!
Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

sorry Markpud, but i have to agree with Asmiley here! I *really* liked this quote!

Asmiley · 18th July 2001, 06:53 PM

I gues it's a Girl thing.

markpud · 18th July 2001, 08:50 PM

:dead:

obcooke · 18th July 2001, 09:03 PM

[There's just too many to only have one favorite, but this one makes me laugh everytime I read it. -OB]

Faith: So it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of the sudden I hear this screaming from outside, so I go tearing out, stark naked. And this church bus is broke down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptist in south Boston, so I waste the vamps and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow. When all of the sudden the cops pull up and they arrested us both.

Xander: Wow, they should film that story and show it every Christmas.

-------------

Amen, Brother. Maybe we should send Joss a petition to make a Faith Christmas Special.

Asmiley · 18th July 2001, 09:19 PM

hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha that was hilarious! Rotgl! LOL!:lol: :lol: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Nice point of view. never been into the Faith thing always thought she was a little off her rocker after she went bad.

A faith christmas special... I can see it. really I can. Definitley a episode in the making there! why don't you write a fic about it in the fan fiction section?

Oh by the way Hi! nice to meet you.

markpud · 18th July 2001, 09:23 PM

lol.. the perfect comeback to stop the girls ganging up on me there, thanks ob

This Faith Christmas special would be cool! Although i'm not sure if they'd produce the story that Xander wants to see...

Maria8475 · 19th July 2001, 06:42 PM

lol! probably can't do it anyone with the whole Faith being stark naked thing!!

Asmiley · 19th July 2001, 11:40 PM

Maria8475 · 21st July 2001, 01:11 PM

just to bring the thread back on topic.

Living Conditions

Buffy: Wait, did you just hear something?
Willow: I'm chewing my gum kinda loud.
Buffy: That's not it.
Willow: My sneakers are squeaky.
Buffy: I'm looking for something lurky here, Will.

Buffy: Wish me monsters.

Buffy: Alright, why don't you quit hiding and face me like a...thing.

Buffy: You run?
Giles: And jump, and bend and occasionally frolic.

Giles: You took your roommate patrolling with you?
Buffy: Well, I invited the whole dorm but she was the only one who could make it.

Buffy: What's wrong Xand? Parents not feeding you?
Xander: Sure they do. For a price.

Buffy: You guys can do the brain thing. I'm gonna go to class.
Oz: Which can also be construed as the brain thing.

Oz: So, either you hit her or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, dont'cha think?
Oz: No one deserves mime, Buffy.

Oz: On the plus side, you killed the bench...which was lookin' shifty.

Xander: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Buffy: Not yet, but it will.
Xander: Oh, don't say that...oh please don't say that.

Xander: I don't know if I tied those ropes tight enough.
Oz: Well, then we better go over there and check 'em.
Xander: *Laughs*......oh dear God. Avoid the legs, avoid the legs.

:star:

17th July 2001, 03:44 PM	#78 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Passions Buffy: Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation, right? Like a barrier, a no shoes, no pulse, no service kind of thing? Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble? Giles: This is a school library, Xander. Xander: Since when? Giles: Yes, Xander, once more you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form. Willow: I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes. Dead or alive. (you see where the whole Tara thing starts don't you?) Buffy: It's so weird... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew. Willow: Well, sort of, except... Buffy: Except what? Willow: You're still the only thing he thinks about. Jenny: A present for a friend of mine. Shopkeeper: Really? What are you gonna give him? Jenny: His soul. Willow: Look, all his weapons are gone. Cordelia: But I thought he kept his weapons at the library. Xander: No, those are his, uh, everyday weapons. These were his good weapons. The ones he, uh, breaks out when company comes to visit. Xander: I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' :star:

18th July 2001, 09:03 PM	#85 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	One of my favorites [There's just too many to only have one favorite, but this one makes me laugh everytime I read it. -OB] Faith: So it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of the sudden I hear this screaming from outside, so I go tearing out, stark naked. And this church bus is broke down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptist in south Boston, so I waste the vamps and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow. When all of the sudden the cops pull up and they arrested us both. Xander: Wow, they should film that story and show it every Christmas. ------------- Amen, Brother. Maybe we should send Joss a petition to make a Faith Christmas Special.

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13th July 2001, 10:17 AM	#76 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	okay heres a warm up for the ep Phases, i gues Maria will drop by with a better set of quotes shortly... Oz: I'm going through some changes... (turns into a werewolf) Willow: For 3 days every month i'm not much fun to be round either!

13th July 2001, 06:03 PM	#77 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Oooh, i wouldn't say better just longer (it's only because I SERIOUSLY don't have a life) really appreciate the help though! Buffy: Which guy could resist the Willow charm? Willow: At last count all of them......maybe more! (Awwww) Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1- 800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho. Buffy: Meow! Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before. Giles: Meaning the accepted legend that werewolves only prowl during a full moon might be erroneous. Cordelia: Or it could be a crock. Giles: Quite. And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and, and aggressive. Buffy: In other words, your typical male. Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey! Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions. Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were. Cordelia: What's he waiting for? What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy. Willow: Yeah, him and Xander. Guys. Cordelia: Who do they think they are? Willow: A couple of guys. (oooo willow/cordy bondage......LOVE it!!) :star:

17th July 2001, 03:52 PM	#79 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Awesome! Gotta love that! My fave from the posts you just posted is: Buffy: In other words, your typical male. Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey! Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions. Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

18th July 2001, 04:59 PM	#80 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	grr :evil:

18th July 2001, 05:04 PM	#81 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	What?

18th July 2001, 06:53 PM	#83 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	I gues it's a Girl thing.

18th July 2001, 08:50 PM	#84 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	:dead:

18th July 2001, 09:19 PM	#86 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha that was hilarious! Rotgl! LOL!:lol: :lol: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Nice point of view. never been into the Faith thing always thought she was a little off her rocker after she went bad. A faith christmas special... I can see it. really I can. Definitley a episode in the making there! why don't you write a fic about it in the fan fiction section? Oh by the way Hi! nice to meet you.

18th July 2001, 09:23 PM	#87 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	lol.. the perfect comeback to stop the girls ganging up on me there, thanks ob This Faith Christmas special would be cool! Although i'm not sure if they'd produce the story that Xander wants to see...

19th July 2001, 06:42 PM	#88 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	lol! probably can't do it anyone with the whole Faith being stark naked thing!!

19th July 2001, 11:40 PM	#89 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373

21st July 2001, 01:11 PM	#90 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	just to bring the thread back on topic. Living Conditions Buffy: Wait, did you just hear something? Willow: I'm chewing my gum kinda loud. Buffy: That's not it. Willow: My sneakers are squeaky. Buffy: I'm looking for something lurky here, Will. Buffy: Wish me monsters. Buffy: Alright, why don't you quit hiding and face me like a...thing. Buffy: You run? Giles: And jump, and bend and occasionally frolic. Giles: You took your roommate patrolling with you? Buffy: Well, I invited the whole dorm but she was the only one who could make it. Buffy: What's wrong Xand? Parents not feeding you? Xander: Sure they do. For a price. Buffy: You guys can do the brain thing. I'm gonna go to class. Oz: Which can also be construed as the brain thing. Oz: So, either you hit her or you did your wacky mime routine for her. Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, dont'cha think? Oz: No one deserves mime, Buffy. Oz: On the plus side, you killed the bench...which was lookin' shifty. Xander: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you. Buffy: Not yet, but it will. Xander: Oh, don't say that...oh please don't say that. Xander: I don't know if I tied those ropes tight enough. Oz: Well, then we better go over there and check 'em. Xander: Laughs......oh dear God. Avoid the legs, avoid the legs. :star: