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mr.pointy · 5th July 2001, 02:20 PM

Quote:

u can never see too much buffy posted by Markpud

2 true

Maria8475 · 5th July 2001, 05:27 PM

i'll agree with that too!

Maria8475 · 6th July 2001, 03:40 PM

What's my line

Xander: "Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?

Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid.

Cordelia: Oh, here I am. 'Personal shopper or motivational speaker.' Neato!
Xander: Motivational speaker? On what? Ten ways to a more annoying you?

Buffy: Note to self: religion: freaky.

Xander: So, why go to all the trouble of inventing something, and then giving it a weak name like that? I mean, I'da gone with 'The Cross-o- matic', or, uh, 'The Amazing Mr. Cross'.

Angel: Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing.

Cordelia: Oh, right, 'cause I lie awake at night hoping you tweakos will be my best friends.

Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little.

Willy (about Angel): What are you gonna do with him anyway?
Spike: I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.

Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way.
Kendra: No wonder you died.

Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...

Xander: Who sponsored career day today? The British Soccer Fan Association? (HEY!!!)

Buffy: You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?

Willow: Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel.
Kendra: Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla!
Xander: Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him.

Kendra: Dat's me favrit shirt! Dat's me *only* shirt!

Oz: And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'

Kendra: Mm. Am not tellin' me Watcher about dat. It is too strange dat a Slayer loves a vampire.
Buffy: Tell me about it.

:star:

mr.pointy · 7th July 2001, 06:00 AM

Very Good Quotes Maria!!!

I love quotes...:blush:

Maria8475 · 7th July 2001, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr.pointy

I love quotes...:blush:

tell me about it! it started of harmlessly enough, an occasional quote from a couple of eps per series but it's grown into a full blown obsession! I can't watch ANY ep with a pen and paper! What should I do???

mr.pointy · 8th July 2001, 07:27 AM

you can't do nothing now; u've sunk 2 far...just don't stop quoting cos u might find u'reself having the shakes and not being able 2 sleep cos u're addicted an all...

Vampyre · 8th July 2001, 09:39 AM

Dawn---> "I feel safe with you"
Spike----> [choke choke] "Take that back!"

mr.pointy · 8th July 2001, 10:26 AM

LOL; thats from crush...i remember that

Vampyre · 8th July 2001, 10:29 AM

Made me laugh too.

mr.pointy · 8th July 2001, 10:41 AM

yup; Spike is a lot funnier now, i hope he don't go 2 Angel

Spikes_Witch · 8th July 2001, 04:34 PM

ohhhhh luv this

Xander.... Oh can I have you ....Duh can I help you
Xander from the Pack "No Body Mess WIth My Willow "

FRom Halloween Angle "I hated the women back then exspeacily the noblewomen"
Buffy "you Did"
Angle" They where just incrediably dull. Simpering Morons The Lot of them "

Dooplegendar(sp) Vamp Willow "This is a dumb world.In my world there are people in Chains and we can Ride them like ponies" (My Fav )

Wild at HEart WIllow"Oz Dont you Love me "
OZ "My whole life I've never loved anything else"

ok I'll take a break thats a few of my Favs....

Maria8475 · 10th July 2001, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr.pointy
you can't do nothing now; u've sunk 2 far...just don't stop quoting cos u might find u'reself having the shakes and not being able 2 sleep cos u're addicted an all...

you're probably right so here goes Bad Eggs

Mr. Whitmore: S-E-X. Sex. The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings?
Xander: Yes! Mm-hm.
Mr. Whitmore: That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll.

Xander: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You... Angel... big... smoochies?
Buffy: Shut... up.

Xander: Can I just say Gyughhh!
Buffy: I see your 'Gyughhh!' and raise you a Nyaghhh!

Buffy: Okay, so now... we look it up?
Xander: In what?
Buffy: A book?

Willow: Did I really hit you?
Xander: You knocked me out.
Cordelia: Did I hit you?
Xander: Yes, everyone hit me.

:star:

mr.pointy · 11th July 2001, 04:05 PM

I LOVE all those quotes!!!

Maria8475 · 12th July 2001, 02:10 PM

you're really not helping!!!! (am taping today's ep so you'll have to get the quotes tommorow)

Maria8475 · 12th July 2001, 06:14 PM

change of plan, it's been watched so here goes
Surprise & Innocence

Buffy: This is nice. I like seeing you first thing in the morning.
Angel: It's bedtime for me.
Buffy: Well, then I like seeing you at bedtime. Um... Um, heh...Y-you know what I mean.

Buffy: You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial.

Oz: See, our band's kinda moving towards this new sound where... we suck, so... practice.

Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.
Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes.
Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?
Willow: Oh! I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.

Giles: No, you won't. We're having a party tonight.
Xander: Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny.

Giles: The more I study the Judge, the less I like him. His touch can literally burn the humanity out of you. A true creature of evil can survive the process. No human ever has.
Xander: What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for pizza.

Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.

Judge: There's no humanity in him.
Angelus: I couldn't have said it better myself.

Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.

Xander: I know it's weird...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.

Xander: Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan...Now I'm having a wiggins.

Spike: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know.

Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.

Angelus: You can't do it. You can't kill me.
Buffy: Give me time.

:star:

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5th July 2001, 05:27 PM	#62 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	i'll agree with that too!

6th July 2001, 03:40 PM	#63 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	What's my line Xander: "Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default? Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark. Willow: You're not gonna be young forever. Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid. Cordelia: Oh, here I am. 'Personal shopper or motivational speaker.' Neato! Xander: Motivational speaker? On what? Ten ways to a more annoying you? Buffy: Note to self: religion: freaky. Xander: So, why go to all the trouble of inventing something, and then giving it a weak name like that? I mean, I'da gone with 'The Cross-o- matic', or, uh, 'The Amazing Mr. Cross'. Angel: Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing. Cordelia: Oh, right, 'cause I lie awake at night hoping you tweakos will be my best friends. Kendra: She died? Buffy: Just a little. Willy (about Angel): What are you gonna do with him anyway? Spike: I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know. Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way. Kendra: No wonder you died. Willow: There's a Slayer handbook? Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook? Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool... Xander: Who sponsored career day today? The British Soccer Fan Association? (HEY!!!) Buffy: You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that? Willow: Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel. Kendra: Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla! Xander: Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him. Kendra: Dat's me favrit shirt! Dat's me only shirt! Oz: And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' Kendra: Mm. Am not tellin' me Watcher about dat. It is too strange dat a Slayer loves a vampire. Buffy: Tell me about it. :star:

7th July 2001, 06:00 AM	#64 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	Very Good Quotes Maria!!! I love quotes...:blush:

8th July 2001, 07:27 AM	#66 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	you can't do nothing now; u've sunk 2 far...just don't stop quoting cos u might find u'reself having the shakes and not being able 2 sleep cos u're addicted an all...

8th July 2001, 09:39 AM	#67 (permalink)
Vampyre The Big Bad. Join Date: May 2001 Location: ENGLAND! Posts: 2,369	Dawn---> "I feel safe with you" Spike----> [choke choke] "Take that back!"

8th July 2001, 10:26 AM	#68 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	LOL; thats from crush...i remember that

8th July 2001, 10:29 AM	#69 (permalink)
Vampyre The Big Bad. Join Date: May 2001 Location: ENGLAND! Posts: 2,369	Made me laugh too.

8th July 2001, 10:41 AM	#70 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	yup; Spike is a lot funnier now, i hope he don't go 2 Angel

8th July 2001, 04:34 PM	#71 (permalink)
Spikes_Witch Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: IN Posts: 65	ohhhhh luv this Xander.... Oh can I have you ....Duh can I help you Xander from the Pack "No Body Mess WIth My Willow " FRom Halloween Angle "I hated the women back then exspeacily the noblewomen" Buffy "you Did" Angle" They where just incrediably dull. Simpering Morons The Lot of them " Dooplegendar(sp) Vamp Willow "This is a dumb world.In my world there are people in Chains and we can Ride them like ponies" (My Fav ) Wild at HEart WIllow"Oz Dont you Love me " OZ "My whole life I've never loved anything else" ok I'll take a break thats a few of my Favs....

11th July 2001, 04:05 PM	#73 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	I LOVE all those quotes!!!

12th July 2001, 02:10 PM	#74 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	you're really not helping!!!! (am taping today's ep so you'll have to get the quotes tommorow)

12th July 2001, 06:14 PM	#75 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	change of plan, it's been watched so here goes Surprise & Innocence Buffy: This is nice. I like seeing you first thing in the morning. Angel: It's bedtime for me. Buffy: Well, then I like seeing you at bedtime. Um... Um, heh...Y-you know what I mean. Buffy: You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial. Oz: See, our band's kinda moving towards this new sound where... we suck, so... practice. Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting. Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes. Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night? Willow: Oh! I can't! Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable. Giles: No, you won't. We're having a party tonight. Xander: Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny. Giles: The more I study the Judge, the less I like him. His touch can literally burn the humanity out of you. A true creature of evil can survive the process. No human ever has. Xander: What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for pizza. Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars. Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day. Judge: There's no humanity in him. Angelus: I couldn't have said it better myself. Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. Xander: I know it's weird... Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer. Xander: Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan...Now I'm having a wiggins. Spike: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know. Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex? Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex. Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot? Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun. Angelus: You can't do it. You can't kill me. Buffy: Give me time. :star: