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13th August 2004, 12:19 AM
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| OB-Wan  Join Date: Jul 2001
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| I ran a search on eBay but there are no antelopes up for bid right now. I left a reminder, so the first one that comes up, I'll get an email. Then we'll know what one is worth. Thanks for the reminder, guys, it has been a while since we had a big fix of quotes. So let's take a walk down memory lane with "Buffy vs. Dracula". And don't forget - be home before Dawn. {On a personal note, I really hated this one, especially that Johnny Depp/Crow version of Dracula. I'm too old school. I thought Xander was right in his comments below.} ========================== XANDER [watching Buffy & Riley frolicking in the surf]: I'm exhausted just looking at those two. The splashing and the jumping and the running... Shouldn't relaxing involve less exertion? ANYA: Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness. TARA: Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put. WILLOW: I think we've just put our finger on why we're the sidekicks. -------------------------------------------------------- WILLOW: Just call me the computer whisperer. -------------------------------------------------------- WILLOW (on ice mochas): There's something in these. If I don't' get my daily fix I start to get itchy. XANDER: Well you gotta stop ordering the Crackachino. -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: So - let me get this straight. You're Dracula. The guy. The Count. DRACULA: I am. BUFFY: This isn't just a fanboy thing, is it? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple of pimply, overweight vamps who called themselves "Lestat." -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: Nice. Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. DRACULA: Leave us. XANDER: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!" BUFFY: Xander, I'm pretty certain that's Dracula. XANDER Wow. Really? Hey, sorry man... I was just, jokin' around... -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER ...so then Buffy's all - look out! - and then friggin' Dracula's standing right behind us and can I just say he's in serious need of a monster make-over? -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: You're not just saying that because of those dark, penetrating eyes of his, are you? BUFFFY: No, his eyes were just - there was no penetration. Cross my heart. -------------------------------------------------------- SPIKE: Well, well. You can take the boy out of the Initiative, but you can't take the initiative out of the boy, can you? -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: Cut the ****, Spike. I'm looking for some information. SPIKE: Then I demand my heckling time. Got to be a give and take, right? -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: It does seem like he's [Dracula] got some kind of control over me, even though a big part of me is resisting... RILEY: What do you mean, a part? Only part of you is resisting? Which part's not? -------------------------------------------------------- JOYCE: He [Dracula] seemed so nice and normal... A little pale... WILLOW: A good Sunnydale rule of thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes. JOYCE: I didn't - he was in a suit. A lovely suit... He came by the gallery, and he was amazingly well informed about art history- TARA: Probably because he was around for most of it. -------------------------------------------------------- DRACULA: You think you know. What you are, what's to come... you haven't even begun. -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: You know, I think the thrall has really gone out of our relationship. -------------------------------------------------------- GILES (on escaping the Three Sisters): Thank God you came. I was doomed. There was no possible escape - Is that my shoe? Silly me, I'll just pop down and - RILEY: No sir. No more chick pit for you. -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: Buffy? Are you okay? BUFFY: I'm good. Chock full of free will. GILES: And Dracula? BUFFY: Euro-trashed. -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: Where is he? Where's the creep who turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch!? I've got a flaming enema with his name on it- BUFFY: He's gone. XANDER: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this ****. I'm sick of being the guy who eats the insects and gets the funny syphilis! As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!! BUFFY: Check. No more butt monkey. RILEY: It could have been worse. At least you weren't making time with the Dracu-babes like Giles here. XANDER: No kidding? You got tranced? GILES: I did not. And I was not making time! I - I was just about to kill those loathsome creatures when Riley interrupted me - RILEY: Really? You were gonna nuzzle 'em to death? ==================== |
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13th August 2004, 11:05 PM
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28th December 2006, 10:39 AM
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| Re: Fave Buffy Quotes O.k, don;t lash at me cause I don;t know this word for word but I'll try... Vamp: I was at the crusifixion. Spike: If every vampire said he was at the crusifixion it would be like woodstock. By the way I was there, I spent the night with flower people and I sat around for five hours watching my hand move. Don;t totally freak, not word for word, havn;t seen the episode in forever, but it's always been my fav! |
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18th May 2007, 03:19 AM
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| Re: Fave Buffy Quotes [quote=;300705] Buffy (to Willow): What you think hes too old because he's a senoir? Please, my boyfriend just had a bicentenial . quote]  First thought that popped into my mind was Oz's pumus attack: Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Riley: But you killed the... You did the thing with that... You drowned! And the snake?! Not to mention daily slayage of... Wow. Buffy: It's no big, really. Hey, who wants ice cream? Riley: Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse. and I just caught the episode with Spike's love monolgue where he finishes with "I may be love's b**** but at least I'm man enough to admit it." BTW I started watching Buffy late in the series and although I've seen most of it on re-reruns there's still episodes I haven't seen yet. I've missed the episode again where Buffy's mum finds out the Buffy is a slayer. Can anyone tell me when this happens? |
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20th May 2007, 04:46 PM
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2nd April 2009, 06:21 PM
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| Re: Fave Buffy Quotes Giles singing; The spell we cast with buffy must have released some primal evil, thats come back seeking,,,Im not sure what,, Willow look the the chronicles for some reference to a warrior beast. IVE GOT TO WARN BUFFY, THERES EVERY CHANCE SHE MIGHT BE NEXT, AND XANDER, Help WILLOW,, and try not to bleed on my couch I just had it steam cleaned....... |
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6th June 2009, 12:58 AM
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| Re: Fave Buffy Quotes I will do some from the last epsiode episode of each season Prophecy Girl... Buffy:So that's it, huh? I remember that drill. One Slayer dies, the next is called. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else? Giles:Buffy, I... Buffy:They say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? (Tears stream down face.) Buffy:I'm making it that simple! I quit! I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop the master from taking over! Giles:I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the...the signs indicate... Buffy:The signs? (Throws a book at him...what? I had to add that) READ ME THE SIGNS! (Throws another) TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! YOU'RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP! Buffy  Yanks cross from neck) I don't care! (Calms down) I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.Xander:No. She's not dead. Angel:She's not breathing. Xander:But if she drowned, uh, there's a shot! CPR! Angel:You have to do it. I have no breath. Master:You're dead! Buffy:I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more then I can say for you. Buffy Looks at the master curiously) Oh, you have fruit punch mouth.Angel:By the way, I like your dress. Buffy:Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone. ***** I'll do season 2, Becoming part 2 later or tomorrow!!!!!! These were my favorite from the last ep of season 1 |
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