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Highlander II · 16th November 2003, 08:48 PM

Spike: "You see, you try to be with them, but you always end up in the dark... with me. What would they think of you if they found out? All the things you've done? If they knew, who you really were?"

from Dead Things

sexy Spike voice - it's more the voice than the words --

Arc_Angel · 17th November 2003, 06:51 PM

Anya : I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now
_____________________________________

Harmony : You love that tunnel more than me.

Spike : I love syphilis more than you
______________________________________

Spike : Birds singing, squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels. Sun beaming down in a nice, non-fatal way. It's very exciting, I can't wait to see if I freckle.
______________________________________

Buffy: “This is Gachnar?”
Xander: “Big overture. Little show.”
Gachnar: “I am the dark lord of nightmares! (Buffy tries not to laugh) The bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!”
Willow laughing: “He – he’s no cute!”
Gachnar: “Tremble!”
Xander bends down: “Who’s a little fear demon? Come on! Who’s a little fear demon!”
______________________________________

Buffy: Beer? Buffy want beer
Giles: You can't have beer
Buffy: Want beer
Xander: Giles, don't make cave slayer unhappy
_______________________________________

Xander : Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?

Anya : (Stroking his forehead.) It'll make you blind and insane, but it won't kill you. The smallpox will.
_______________________________________

Spike : Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you.

Willow : It's true. He had trouble performing.

Spike : Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good. Um...

Buffy : What are you saying?

Spike : I'm saying that spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people.
_______________________________________

Spike : G Grrr. Bloody hell, woman. You're cuttin' off my circulation.

Buffy : You don't have any circulation.

Spike : Well, it pinches.
_______________________________________

Spike : I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody indians.

Buffy : Uh, the preferred term--

Spike : You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.

Highlander II · 4th December 2003, 03:48 PM

from en ep I watched the other day --

Snyder: "I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I've seen JFK.

I just thought that was amusing...

little smaug · 5th December 2003, 09:53 AM

I like that one.

One that stands out from an episode i watched last night:

Xander: I defined something? Accurately? <proudly> Guess we're done with the book-learning!

Highlander II · 16th March 2004, 03:31 AM

some from S7

Spike: "Who you gonna call? <beat> That phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?"

Buffy: "I don't want to be the one."
Spike: "I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear."

Arc_Angel · 16th March 2004, 05:48 PM

DAWN
I just wanted to tell you that Buffy won't be coming in today. She's really sick.

PRINCIPAL WOOD
Oh, no.

DAWN
Yeah, last night she was vomiting, and then this morning she was vomiting some more, and then, just when we thought she was done, she was vomiting again. (laughs)

PRINCIPAL WOOD
Yeah, we got that stomach flu going around.

DAWN
Her exact words were, "I've got stuff coming out of both ends."

PRINCIPAL WOOD
Thank you. That's very helpful.
__________________________________________________ __

ANYA
(giggles, puts her palms to her cheeks) Did you see that? (walks forward) I actually made him cry.

XANDER
You were perfect. I was worried I overdid it with the whole "easy way, hard way" thing.

ANYA
No, you were great! And I wasn't sure if I should slap him, but then he made me want to slap him, so I thought, OK, slap him!

__________________________________________________ __

ANDREW
(storms into the room wearing a white apron and a red and white checked oven mitt on each hand) Where the hell have you been? (crosses arms) This funnel cake is kicking my ass.

PRINCIPAL WOOD
Yeah, I hear they're tricky.

BUFFY
Robin Wood, this is...Andrew.

PRINCIPAL WOOD
(offers his hand) It's a pleasure. (shakes hands with Andrew)

BUFFY
Andrew is our—actually, he's our hostage.

ANDREW
I like to think of myself more as a (makes quote marks in the air with his mitted hands) "guestage."

__________________________________________________ __

BUFFY
Andrew, we don't have a big board.

http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/seas...itdone0178.jpg

ANDREW
I, uh, made it myself.

tokyogirl · 14th April 2004, 04:10 AM

hehe, i love his dry erase boards

little smaug · 22nd April 2004, 09:13 PM

I just finished watching "Enemies" and "Earshot", so here are a few choice quotes.

Enemies
Giles: Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Buffy: You beat up Willy?
Xander: Sure. Well actually, let's just say I applied some pressure. Or more accurately, I asked politely and then... okay, I bribed him.
Buffy: How much?
Xander: 28 bucks. Does the council reimburse for that kind of stuff?
Giles: Did you get a receipt?
Xander: Damn.

Buffy: I know this, that's down by the bus station. Not the nicest part of town.
Giles: Again, see. No standards. Any self respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or nice crypt.

Xander: I feel so much better knowing that he broke my face in a good way. It's a good bruise.

Earshot
Giles: I was just filling Buffy in on my progress regarding the research of Ascension.
Wesley: Oh. And what took up the rest of the minute?
Giles: Touché.

Buffy: It could be claws, or scales or...what?
Willow: Was it a boy demon?

Xander: Oh my God! He’s lookin’ at her. He’s got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy.
Oz: You’re a very complex man, aren’t you?

Xander: You have no shame.
Cordelia: Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of!

Cordelia: I still have knee marks on my back...[get some looks] from the pyramid.

Oz: (thinking)I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. (Out loud)Huh.

Xander: Yeah, I mean who hasn’t idly thought of taking out the place with a semi-automatic. (gets weird looks) I said idly.

Buffy: You had sex with Giles! You had sex with Giles!
Joyce: It was the candy. We were teenagers.
Buffy: On the hood of a police car!?
Joyce: I’ll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy: Twice!

Cordelia: Hi Mr. Beach. I was just wondering, were you planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it’s for the yearbook.

Giles: Feel up to some training?
Buffy: Sure, we could work-out after school, you know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother!
[Giles walks into a tree.]

little smaug · 18th May 2004, 02:16 PM

And going way back to the beginning, here are some quotes from "Welcome to the Hellmouth"/ "The Harvest". Enjoy!

Willow: Aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally.

Buffy: So, you like to party with the students. Isn't that kinda skanky?

Willow: Oh, I, I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me.

Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.

Xander: I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Luke: You forget, metal can't hurt me.
Buffy: There's something you forgot about, too. Sunrise!
*smashes the window*
Luke (cowering): Arghghghghhgh... huh?
Buffy: It's in about nine hours, moron!

Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: The Earth is doomed.

Evolution · 1st July 2004, 07:16 PM

Willow: Crack a government encryption code on my laptop? Easy as really difficult pie. Why?

(from "The Yoko Factor" - Season Four

Evolution · 1st July 2004, 07:22 PM

Spike: ...bathe in the slayers blood. Gonna dive in it. Swim in it. I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke.

(from "Out Of My Mind" - Season Five

Highlander II · 1st July 2004, 08:38 PM

Spike: "Oh!. I saw that. Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. Make him stay there. I've got knittin' needles he can borrow."

Out of My Mind

of course - not too much later...

SPIKE: I will know your blood, Slayer. (pause) I will make your neck my chalice ... and drink deep.

Then, he stalks off and falls into an open grave, which is mildly amusing...

Evolution · 4th July 2004, 07:51 PM

Tara: You, you can do all this stuff with a regular computer.

Anya: (smiles) I'll show you. You can also see the website I designed for the magic shop. Huge photo of me.

(I was made to love you - season 5)

FeedMeTV · 10th August 2004, 09:52 PM

"Mmm. Artificial cheese-flavoured powder. Nature's perfect food." - Buffy 'Crush'

And I love this one!:

"I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope." - Anya 'I was made to love you'

little smaug · 10th August 2004, 10:04 PM

Hmm, wonder how much an antelope costs? I've been saving up...

And a few of my favourite Snyder quotes -

"There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also smoking."

"There are no dead students here. This week."

"I know Principal Flutie would have said, "Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings." That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."

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16th November 2003, 08:48 PM	#466 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,412	Spike: "You see, you try to be with them, but you always end up in the dark... with me. What would they think of you if they found out? All the things you've done? If they knew, who you really were?" from Dead Things sexy Spike voice - it's more the voice than the words --

17th November 2003, 06:51 PM	#467 (permalink)
Arc_Angel Mr. Flibble is very cross Join Date: May 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,873	Anya : I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now _____________________________________ Harmony : You love that tunnel more than me. Spike : I love syphilis more than you ______________________________________ Spike : Birds singing, squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels. Sun beaming down in a nice, non-fatal way. It's very exciting, I can't wait to see if I freckle. ______________________________________ Buffy: “This is Gachnar?” Xander: “Big overture. Little show.” Gachnar: “I am the dark lord of nightmares! (Buffy tries not to laugh) The bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!” Willow laughing: “He – he’s no cute!” Gachnar: “Tremble!” Xander bends down: “Who’s a little fear demon? Come on! Who’s a little fear demon!” ______________________________________ Buffy: Beer? Buffy want beer Giles: You can't have beer Buffy: Want beer Xander: Giles, don't make cave slayer unhappy _______________________________________ Xander : Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis? Anya : (Stroking his forehead.) It'll make you blind and insane, but it won't kill you. The smallpox will. _______________________________________ Spike : Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you. Willow : It's true. He had trouble performing. Spike : Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good. Um... Buffy : What are you saying? Spike : I'm saying that spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people. _______________________________________ Spike : G Grrr. Bloody hell, woman. You're cuttin' off my circulation. Buffy : You don't have any circulation. Spike : Well, it pinches. _______________________________________ Spike : I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody indians. Buffy : Uh, the preferred term-- Spike : You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.

4th December 2003, 03:48 PM	#468 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,412	from en ep I watched the other day -- *Snyder: "I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I've seen JFK.* I just thought that was amusing...

5th December 2003, 09:53 AM	#469 (permalink)
little smaug Fire and Brimstone Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 1,343	I like that one. One that stands out from an episode i watched last night: Xander: I defined something? Accurately? <proudly> Guess we're done with the book-learning!

16th March 2004, 03:31 AM	#470 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,412	some from S7 Spike: "Who you gonna call? <beat> That phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?" Buffy: "I don't want to be the one." Spike: "I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear."

16th March 2004, 05:48 PM	#471 (permalink)
Arc_Angel Mr. Flibble is very cross Join Date: May 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,873	DAWN I just wanted to tell you that Buffy won't be coming in today. She's really sick. PRINCIPAL WOOD Oh, no. DAWN Yeah, last night she was vomiting, and then this morning she was vomiting some more, and then, just when we thought she was done, she was vomiting again. (laughs) PRINCIPAL WOOD Yeah, we got that stomach flu going around. DAWN Her exact words were, "I've got stuff coming out of both ends." PRINCIPAL WOOD Thank you. That's very helpful. __________________________________________________ __ ANYA (giggles, puts her palms to her cheeks) Did you see that? (walks forward) I actually made him cry. XANDER You were perfect. I was worried I overdid it with the whole "easy way, hard way" thing. ANYA No, you were great! And I wasn't sure if I should slap him, but then he made me want to slap him, so I thought, OK, slap him! __________________________________________________ __ ANDREW (storms into the room wearing a white apron and a red and white checked oven mitt on each hand) Where the hell have you been? (crosses arms) This funnel cake is kicking my ass. PRINCIPAL WOOD Yeah, I hear they're tricky. BUFFY Robin Wood, this is...Andrew. PRINCIPAL WOOD (offers his hand) It's a pleasure. (shakes hands with Andrew) BUFFY Andrew is our—actually, he's our hostage. ANDREW I like to think of myself more as a (makes quote marks in the air with his mitted hands) "guestage." __________________________________________________ __ BUFFY Andrew, we don't have a big board. http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/seas...itdone0178.jpg ANDREW I, uh, made it myself.

14th April 2004, 04:10 AM	#472 (permalink)
tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	hehe, i love his dry erase boards

22nd April 2004, 09:13 PM	#473 (permalink)
little smaug Fire and Brimstone Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 1,343	I just finished watching "Enemies" and "Earshot", so here are a few choice quotes. Enemies Giles: Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore. Buffy: You beat up Willy? Xander: Sure. Well actually, let's just say I applied some pressure. Or more accurately, I asked politely and then... okay, I bribed him. Buffy: How much? Xander: 28 bucks. Does the council reimburse for that kind of stuff? Giles: Did you get a receipt? Xander: Damn. Buffy: I know this, that's down by the bus station. Not the nicest part of town. Giles: Again, see. No standards. Any self respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or nice crypt. Xander: I feel so much better knowing that he broke my face in a good way. It's a good bruise. Earshot Giles: I was just filling Buffy in on my progress regarding the research of Ascension. Wesley: Oh. And what took up the rest of the minute? Giles: Touché. Buffy: It could be claws, or scales or...what? Willow: Was it a boy demon? Xander: Oh my God! He’s lookin’ at her. He’s got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy. Oz: You’re a very complex man, aren’t you? Xander: You have no shame. Cordelia: Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of! Cordelia: I still have knee marks on my back...[get some looks] from the pyramid. Oz: (thinking)I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. (Out loud)Huh. Xander: Yeah, I mean who hasn’t idly thought of taking out the place with a semi-automatic. (gets weird looks) I said idly. Buffy: You had sex with Giles! You had sex with Giles! Joyce: It was the candy. We were teenagers. Buffy: On the hood of a police car!? Joyce: I’ll be downstairs. You feel better. Buffy: Twice! Cordelia: Hi Mr. Beach. I was just wondering, were you planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it’s for the yearbook. Giles: Feel up to some training? Buffy: Sure, we could work-out after school, you know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother! [Giles walks into a tree.]

18th May 2004, 02:16 PM	#474 (permalink)
little smaug Fire and Brimstone Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 1,343	And going way back to the beginning, here are some quotes from "Welcome to the Hellmouth"/ "The Harvest". Enjoy! Willow: Aren't you hanging out with Cordelia? Buffy: I can't do both? Willow: Not legally. Buffy: So, you like to party with the students. Isn't that kinda skanky? Willow: Oh, I, I need to sit down. Buffy: You are sitting down. Willow: Oh. Good for me. Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need. Xander: I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good. Luke: You forget, metal can't hurt me. Buffy: There's something you forgot about, too. Sunrise! smashes the window Luke (cowering): Arghghghghhgh... huh? Buffy: It's in about nine hours, moron! Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school! Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths. Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that. Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive not studying. Giles: The Earth is doomed.

1st July 2004, 07:16 PM	#475 (permalink)
Evolution Until The End Of Time Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,084	Willow: Crack a government encryption code on my laptop? Easy as really difficult pie. Why? (from "The Yoko Factor" - Season Four

1st July 2004, 07:22 PM	#476 (permalink)
Evolution Until The End Of Time Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,084	Spike: ...bathe in the slayers blood. Gonna dive in it. Swim in it. I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke. (from "Out Of My Mind" - Season Five

1st July 2004, 08:38 PM	#477 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,412	Spike: "Oh!. I saw that. Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. Make him stay there. I've got knittin' needles he can borrow." Out of My Mind of course - not too much later... SPIKE: I will know your blood, Slayer. (pause) I will make your neck my chalice ... and drink deep. Then, he stalks off and falls into an open grave, which is mildly amusing...

4th July 2004, 07:51 PM	#478 (permalink)
Evolution Until The End Of Time Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,084	Tara: You, you can do all this stuff with a regular computer. Anya: (smiles) I'll show you. You can also see the website I designed for the magic shop. Huge photo of me. (I was made to love you - season 5)

10th August 2004, 09:52 PM	#479 (permalink)
FeedMeTV The Fifth Member of SG-1 Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: England Posts: 803	"Mmm. Artificial cheese-flavoured powder. Nature's perfect food." - Buffy 'Crush' And I love this one!: "I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope." - Anya 'I was made to love you'

10th August 2004, 10:04 PM	#480 (permalink)
little smaug Fire and Brimstone Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 1,343	Hmm, wonder how much an antelope costs? I've been saving up... And a few of my favourite Snyder quotes - "There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also smoking." "There are no dead students here. This week." "I know Principal Flutie would have said, "Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings." That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."