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| Buffy What started out as a campy movie, became one of the hottest shows on TV, with seven action packed seasons. Discuss the complete Buffy: the Vampire Slayer saga here. |
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11th May 2003, 11:21 PM
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| Ash  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Yorkshire, England.
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|  From Touched - Spike - A 100 plus years, and there's only one thing i've ever been sure of...you. Eh look at me, i'm not asking you for anything, when i say i love you, it's not because i want you, it's not because i can't have you, it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are...what you do...how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength, i've seen the best and the worst of you, and i understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are...you're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy. Buffy - I don't wanna be the one. Spike - I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic, we all have crosses to bear. And then - Buffy - Will you just hold me?  |
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23rd May 2003, 04:57 AM
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| OB-Wan  Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,357
| From 7.22 Chosen: ============= DAWN (kicking Buffy in the shin): Dumb-ass. BUFFY: If you get killed, I'm telling. ======= XANDER: Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.... Sometimes I shouldn't say words. ======= SPIKE (about Angel): Where's tall, dark and forehead? ======= SPIKE: Most people don't use their tongues to say 'hello'... or I guess they do, but... ======= SPIKE (about Angel): He wears lifts, you know. ======= BUFFY: You know one of these days I'm just going to put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out. SPIKE: No problem at this end. BUFFY: Hmm, there could be oil of some kind involved. ======= BUFFY: Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion. SPIKE: I've been called a lot things in my time... ======= SPIKE: You've got Angel breath. ======= SPIKE (sleeping): I'm drowning in footwear.(WAKES UP - SAYS TO HIMSELF) Weird dream. ======= GILES: Buffy, what you've said - it flies the face of everything we've every... every generation has ever done in the fight against evil.... I think it's bloody brilliant. ======= FAITH: It is beaucoup DiMaggio. [forgive my poor french translation] ======= WILLOW: This goes way beyond anything I've ever done. It's a total loss of control. And not in a nice, wholesome my-girlfriend-has-a-pierced-tongue, kinda way. DAWN [surprised a few seconds later]: OH! EVERYONE: ????? DAWN: Pierced tongue. ======= GILES: I'll go and dig up my sources. Quite literally, actually, the only two people I have to speak to are dead. ======= ANYA (to Xander): Come on, let's go assemble the cannon fodder. XANDER: That's not what we're calling them, Sweetie. ANYA: Not to their faces... What am I - insensitive? ======= FAITH: After I get bouncy with a guy, there's not that much more I need to know about him. WOOD: That's bleak. FAITH: Way of the world. WOOD: That's good to know, 'cause for a second there I thought it was more defensive, isolationist Slayer cr*p. FAITH: And he comes out swinging. ======= FAITH: Guy looks at me, let's just say, his priorities... shift. WOOD: Why? Because you're so hot. FAITH: 'Tis what it is. WOOD: Please. I am so much prettier than you are. ======= WOOD: Faith, make me a deal, alright - we live through this, you give me the chance to surprise you. FAITH: What would be the surprise? WOOD: You do know the meaning of the word, right? ======= FAITH: No way, you're prettier than me. WOOD: A little bit, yeah. ======= KENNEDY: Buffy believes in you. WILLOW: You know Buffy, sweet girl, not that bright. ======= GILES (playing D&D): What about my bag of illusions? ANDREW (Dungeonmaster): Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man. ======= GILES: Could it get any uglier. I used to be a highly respected Watcher and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. ======= WOOD: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing. Apart from that there's only one rule. If they move, kill them. ======= XANDER: If you have to go to the bathroom, it to your left. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, picture what you're about to face - better to go now. ======= ANDREW: We will defend it with our very lives. ANYA: Yes. We will defend it with his very life. XANDER: And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield. ANYA: Good, yes, thanks. ======= BUFFY (right before the climatic battle): So, what do you guys want to do tomorrow? WILLOW: Nothing strenuous. XANDER: (garbled), is always the first thing that comes to mind. GILES: Oh, I think we can do better than that. BUFFY: I was thinking about shopping... as per usual WILLOW: There's a (garbled) in the new mall. XANDER: Good, I could use a few items. GILES: Are we going to discuss this - save the world or go to the mall? BUFFY: I'm having a wicked shoe craving. XANDER: Aren't you on the patch. WILLOW: Those never work. BUFFY: Never. GILES: And here I am invisible to the eye, not having any vote. XANDER: See I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing. [Buffy, Xander & Willow walk away, Giles walks in other direction.] BUFFY: Oh, you could go with the full black secret agent look. WILLOW: Or the puffy shirt, pirate-slash-Copperfield.... GILES: The earth is definitely doomed. ======= ANYA: Oh, God. I'm terrified. I didn't think, I mean... I just figured you'd be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it. ANDREW: Picture happy things - a lake, candy canes, bunnies. ANYA (anger rising): Bunnies! Floppy... hoppy... Bunnies! ======= SPIKE: I can feel it, Buffy. BUFFY: What? SPIKE: My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings. ======= FAITH (as the building collapses): Buffy! Come on! SPIKE: Gotta move, lamb. I think its fair to say - School's out for bloody summer. ======= BUFFY: I love you. SPIKE: No you don't, but thanks for saying it... Now go! (Buffy flees) SPIKE: I want to see how it ends. ======= FAITH: Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business. GILES: There's another one in Cleveland... not to spoil the moment. ======= WILLOW: I can feel them Buffy, all over. Slayers are awakening everywhere. DAWN: We'll have to find them. WILLOW: We will. GILES: Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. DAWN: We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side. XANDER: All those shops gone - The Gap, Starbucks, Toy 'r' Us - who will remember all those landmarks unless we tell the world of them. GILES: We have a lot of work ahead of us. FAITH: Can I push him in? WILLOW: You've got my vote. |
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23rd May 2003, 04:46 PM
| #455 (permalink) |
| There can be only one!!  Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia
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| BUFFY: You know one of these days I'm just going to put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out. SPIKE: No problem at this end. BUFFY: Hmm, there could be oil of some kind involved. I wanna see this if she ever convinces them to do it! hehehe :evil: :naughty: ahem - anyway -- when they're talking about going to the mall -- This line: XANDER: (garbled), is always the first thing that comes to mind. he says 'miniature golf' - I think - And this: GILES: There's another one in Cleveland... not to spoil the moment. great kickback to "The Wish" -- AU Buffy was sent to Cleveland instead of Sunnydale when Cordy wished that Buffy hadn't come to Sunnydale -- continuity!! |
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2nd September 2003, 03:54 PM
| #458 (permalink) |
| There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia
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| Giles: "Stop that, right now! I can hear the smacking." Buffy: "What's wrong with Buffy?" Giles: "Such a good question." Spike: "It's a stupid name." Buffy: "My mother gave me that name." Spike: "Your mother, yeah, she's a genius." (guess which episodes I was watching last night) |
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19th September 2003, 09:55 AM
| #459 (permalink) |
| Mr. Flibble is very cross  Join Date: May 2001 Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 2,873
| SPIKE: But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... (softly) Every night I save you. *sigh* *gets teary eyed* *sniff* |
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22nd September 2003, 08:38 PM
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| Fire and Brimstone  Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Yorkshire
Posts: 1,343
| A couple of good ones from season 7, so if you don't want to know, look away now!  Xander: Hey, did you know I have to take a driving test every year now? Dawn: Because you're old? Xander: No, because of my eye! Andrew: Silly, silly british man. Giles: I used to be a highly respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. Spike: All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head...it's a wonder there's room for my brain. Giles: I don't think it takes up that much space, do you? Giles: We don't even know what this man has of ours. If anything. Buffy: It could be a girl, a potential trying to get to us. Giles: It could be a stapler. Anya: Come on. Let's go assemble the cannon fodder. Xander: We're not calling them that, sweetie. Anya: Not to their faces. What am I, insensitive? Buffy: We were just... saying hello. Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello! <pause> Well, maybe they do, but... Giles: The earth is definitely doomed. Giles: We have a lot of work ahead of us. Faith: Can I push him in? Faith: Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business. Giles: There is another one in Cleveland. Not to spoil the moment... |
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24th September 2003, 03:59 PM
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| There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia
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Ya gotta love the scenes w/ Joyce and Spike! They should have had more scenes together. They were so funny!  | |
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26th September 2003, 11:36 PM
| #463 (permalink) |
| lost in Time  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| Brill Lil Smaug. Those are Definately soem awesome quotes. aamong the ones you did Iliked these best: Giles: The earth is definitely doomed. Giles: We have a lot of work ahead of us. Faith: Can I push him in? Faith: Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business. Giles: There is another one in Cleveland. Not to spoil the moment... :lol: |
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27th September 2003, 08:00 AM
| #464 (permalink) |
| OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,357
| Thanks for the reminder guys. It's about time I merged the Season Seven Quotes into the General Favorite Quotes thread. And on the subject of Spike & Joyce - JOYCE (consoling Spike over losing Dru): Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy’s father and I... SPIKE (drinking Joyce's hot chocolate): No, this is different! Our love was eternal - literally.... You got any of those little marshmallows? ============== [Spike brings flowers to the house after Joyce's death.] SPIKE: ...Joyce was the only one of the lot of you that I could stand. XANDER: And she’s the only one with a daughter you wanted to shag. I’m touched. SPIKE: I liked the lady. Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn’t put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me... And she never treated me like a freak. ============== And in the catagory of pop culture reference - 100 no-points to the first person to post where the term "monkey boy" comes from. |
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27th September 2003, 06:17 PM
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| There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia
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| ============== [Spike brings flowers to the house after Joyce's death.] SPIKE: ...Joyce was the only one of the lot of you that I could stand. XANDER: And she’s the only one with a daughter you wanted to shag. I’m touched. SPIKE: I liked the lady. Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn’t put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me... And she never treated me like a freak. ============== This is one of my all-time fave scenes -- and it made me wanna smack Xander for being an @$$ -- well, techinically, it's the part after the above: XANDER: Her mistake. SPIKE: Think what you want. He throws the flowers to the ground and stomps off. XANDER: Un ... believable. Willow looks at Xander, bends to pick up the flowers. XANDER: The guy thinks he can put on a big show and con Buffy into being his sex monkey. WILLOW: (looking at flowers) Xander... (he looks at her) He didn't leave a card. Xander stares in the direction Spike went, looking surprised. Willow looks sad. (transcript snippet from: http://www.prettybronzebox.50megs.com/scripts.html Spike does something genuinely nice / considerate (b/c somehow I don't think even evil Spike would mock the dead mother of the Slayer) and he gets completely smacked for it. Yes, I know, Xander doesn't like Spike or vampires in general, but he could show a little compassion... and yes, he does seem a smidge remorseful in the end, but it still bugs me. Anyway -- Can't think of other quotes to add - but - gimme time - |
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