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Old 30th December 2002, 05:43 AM   #436 (permalink)
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Quote quotes and more quotes --


From "This Year's Girl" (or "Who Are You" - for some reason, I can never remember which is pt 1 and which is part 2)

Spike: You know what you are, Summers?
Faith (in Buffy's body): A stuck-up, tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Spike: Well yeah...



(I have a BtVS calendar, but I also have THE Spike calendar! - 3 actually - 1 for home, 1 for work, and 1 to keep in the plastic - I kinda collect calendars )
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Old 1st January 2003, 10:57 PM   #437 (permalink)
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Angelus:

"Passion.
It lies in all of us.
Sleeping...
...waiting... And though unwanted...
...unbidden... it will stir...
...open its jaws, and howl.
It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have?

It hurts sometimes more than we can bear.
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.
Empty rooms, shuttered and dank...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead."




(I also have the BTVS calender.)
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Old 2nd January 2003, 12:55 AM   #438 (permalink)
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Vampyre - that is one of my fave quotes! and fave eps!




There's also

Willow: Ah, see. You made him do that thing where he's gone.

Which ep? ummm - "Lie to Me" IIRC - (i watched a bunch last night, they're all running together)
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Old 4th January 2003, 05:54 AM   #439 (permalink)
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k, just got season 2 for christmas, so here goes.....

xander: Well, what else do you wanna do? We already played rock, paper, scissors. My hands cramped up.
willow: Well, yes, if you're always scissors of course your tendons are gonna strain...

cordelia: I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I have. Of course I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, I already have a lot of character. Is it possible to have too much character?
( i use that one all the time. 'no one has suffered like i have )

xander:Oh, c'mon, you can tell us. We're your bosom friends! The friends of your bosom!

cordelia: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.

cordelia: What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is
miss calendar: What?
cordy: It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean till judgment day, you are living with those stains.
miss c: Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat: the stains

i love cordelia:kisses:
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Old 8th January 2003, 06:40 AM   #440 (permalink)
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From 7.11 Showtime

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ANYA: It was one date - it wasn't even a date. We just happened to be invited to the same massacre. And you hit on me after I had a few.

TORQ: I remember. You wore pink.

ANYA: Those were entrails.

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ANYA: Okay, Torq, look, you open this tiny, little gateway to the Beljoxa's Eye for me and- and- I... You and I can go... I'll have sex with you, again.

TORQ: Ugh. Please. You're human. The way you look now - wouldn't touch you for all the kittens in Korea.

ANYA: You're rejecting my offer of sexual bribery? What am I a leper in this town? I can't even give it away.

TORQ: Come back when you are a leper.

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ANDREW: Ow, watch it! That's my joystick hand.

XANDER: I'm not going to touch that one.

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BUFFY: So, I'm here to tell you- you try anything- try to run... Did'ya ever see the movie "Misery"?

ANDREW: Six times. Though the book was scarier than the movie, 'cause instead of crushing his foot with a sledgehammer Kathy Bates chops it off with..... I'll be good.

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DAWN: Buffy said if you talked enough I'm allowed to kill you.

ANDREW [unsure]: Not even.

DAWN: Even.

ANDREW: License to kill, eh? Pretty cool. You know, Timothy Dalton never got his props because he came in at the end of a' old regime, but he had it going on. He went rogue with the Broccoli's. They were just treading water stylistically.

DAWN: Is there a language that you're speaking?

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ANDREW: I'm so alone.

DAWN: Then maybe you shouldn't have killed your only friend.

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ANDREW: Do you want to play "Kevin Bacon"?

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BELJOXA'S EYE [a pulsating blob covered in eyes, suspended in a metal cage]: It cannot be fought. It cannot be killed. The First Evil has been and always will be. Since before the Universe was born, long after there is nothing else, it will go on.

GILES: I refuse to believe that, there must be some way to destroy it!

BELJOXA'S EYE [irritated]: What am I talking to myself here? There's no way.

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BELJOXA'S EYE: The Eye sees not the future, only the truth of the now and before.

ANYA: Yes, we've all got that - it's called memory!

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BUFFY: In the meantime, we need to stick together. 'kay, we're stronger that way. We cannot afford to fall apart now.

ANDREW: She's right. Where would the Justice League have been if they hadn't put their differences aside to stop the Imperium, this shape-shifting alien horde?

BUFFY: Don't help me.

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WILLOW [to the potential Slayers]: Just watch. It's ShowTime.

BUFFY [to the Ubervamp]: Looks good, doesn't it. They're trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days - waiting to be picked off. Having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in those. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now you and me are going to show them why. It's time. Welcome to Thunderdome.

ANDREW: Two men enter; one man leaves.

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Old 14th January 2003, 04:30 AM   #441 (permalink)
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ok, i JUST found out something. i don't know if anyone remembers me mentioning this a long while ago but i knew i had seen a movie where someone actually used the phrase '5 by 5'. anyway i finally figured out what it was in case anyone cares. it's event horizon. right before the crew goes to check the event horizon for the first time the captain says something like 'let's get down there, make sure everything's 5 by 5'. yeah! go me! i don't know that anyone else cares, but it made me excited!
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Old 31st January 2003, 04:53 PM   #442 (permalink)
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I love this line:

BELJOXA'S EYE [irritated]: What am I talking to myself here? There's no way.


very 'Buffy' - but from a - whatever the heck that was - totally funny -
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Old 12th February 2003, 03:37 AM   #443 (permalink)
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From 'First Date' -

Buffy - Why does everybody in this house think I'm still in love with Spike?


Buffy (after Spike asks her why she doesn't want him to leave) - 'Cause I'm not ready for you to not be here.


Xander - I've decided I'm turning gay! Willow, come on, Gay me up!...Just tell me what to do. i'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula...

Andrew (sighs) - Ahh, Captain Archer...

Xander - Come on! Let's get this gay show on the gay road!


Andrew - What do you want from me Jonathan-slash-the First?



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Old 19th February 2003, 05:24 PM   #444 (permalink)
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From "Get it Done"

Wood: Nice coat. Where'd you get it?
Spike: New York


There's the whole scene btwn Spike and Anya - I'll watch the ep again and tuck it here -- I liked that scene ---
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Old 26th March 2003, 04:00 AM   #445 (permalink)
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THE RETURN OF THE RUNNING GAG!!!

Okay, I call it the running gag, because it has appeared in various forms over the years. I admit that it has only happened three times - now, four - in seven years, which makes it a very weak running gag, but nevertheless here is the complete thing.

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#037 Faith, Hope and Trick:

WILLOW: Oz is a werewolf.

BUFFY: It's a long story.

OZ: I got bit.

BUFFY: Apparently not that long.

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#039 Homecoming:

XANDER: Oh, God! What'd you do to each other?

BUFFY: Long story.

CORDY: Got hunted.

BUFFY: Apparently not that long.

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Angel #008 I Will Remember You:

ANGEL: It's kind of a long story.

BUFFY: You're new sidekick had a vision - I was in it - You came to Sunnydale?

ANGEL: Okay, maybe not that long.

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#139 Lies My Parents Told Me

WOOD: Wait, sorry... a chip?

GILES: It's a long story.

BUFFY: The military put a chip in Spike's head so he couldn't hurt anyone.

GILES: That would be the abridged version.
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Old 7th April 2003, 08:34 PM   #446 (permalink)
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You know, Ob - I thought the exact same thing when they had that bit of dialogue --
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Old 3rd May 2003, 06:41 PM   #447 (permalink)
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From "Empty Places" -

Spike: "You tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you."

~to Andrew about the onion blossom conversation
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Old 5th May 2003, 04:47 PM   #448 (permalink)
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From "First Date":

Spike: Anya said you were the First. Said you were evil. You're supposed to be all... go-through-able.
Giles: Then what the hell did you tackle me for you berk!?! :laugh2:
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Old 8th May 2003, 08:05 PM   #449 (permalink)
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That was a fun scene - Spike tackling Giles -- hehe ---

Giles has a line there too - something about Spike's head not exploding -
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Old 10th May 2003, 09:34 AM   #450 (permalink)
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It will. I-it already is. OK, you know, you've been out of the basement for half an hour, and you've already stopped talking to invisible people.

SPIKE
Bollocks.

BUFFY
OK, so there was that one episode in the car, but—

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BUFFY
It's not coddling. Now go to your closet

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WILLOW
But you don't even know him!

ANYA
Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.

WILLOW
He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass --

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BUFFY
Willow, you're a gay woman—and he isn't.

WILLOW
This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

ANYA
His physical presence has a penis!

WILLOW
I can work around it!

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BUFFY
Andrew is our—actually, he's our hostage.

ANDREW
I like to think of myself more as a (makes quote marks in the air with his mitted hands) "guestage.

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ANDREW
Let's rejoin them now to see—

ANYA
(opens the door) For God's sakes, Andrew. You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

ANDREW
Entertaining and educating.

ANYA
Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

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ANDREW
There's a hellmouth—hellmouth—underneath the high school. See, weird things happen on the hellmouth (zoom out) that attracts all sorts of, uh, bad people and demons and vampires. And now there's this thing in the basement of the high school called the-the seal of Danzal—Danzalthar, and it's sort of a door to the hellmouth. (stands in front of the board, nervously) Uh, due to some circumstances it got opened up... a little bit... recently...uh, and this, uh, nasty, nasty vampire thing came out of it. It was, uh, it was just awful, awful. This whole thing— (gestures in a circle with the marker) whole thing—is being orchestrated by something called "The First". It's made up of all the evil in the whole world. Oh, there's also these guys. (points to the harbingers) They work for the First. We don't know much about them except that they're very ugly and they're very mobile for blind people. Is that all clear?

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