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markpud · 18th May 2001, 11:36 AM

i do

:P

Maria8475 · 22nd May 2001, 11:02 AM

oops been neglecting the poor buffy quotes, haven't I?? (didn't even realise!)

OKay so from the last ep on sky ( i do MEAN to note down the ep title!)

Anya: Piano!
Xander: Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher. Anh, what are you talkin'?
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment.
Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain. Let's keep thinking.

Ben: You know why I wanted to become a doctor?
Gronx: The flattering drawstring pants?
Xander: Anybody else a little queasy?

Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace.
Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.

Willow: Don't hurt the horsies!
Buffy: We won't. Aim for the horsies.

Xander: We got company -- and they brought a Crusade!

okay until friday....should be a cool ep huh?
Maria

mr.pointy · 26th May 2001, 05:58 AM

look i really really promise that'll post sum quotes soon it's just i is hungry, thirsty, tired and bored so i can't at the mo

but i will soon

promise

Maria8475 · 26th May 2001, 10:37 AM

ooooh Mr. Pointy, I'm gonna hold you do that......promise!

Willow: Buffy's out. Glory has Dawn. Sometime real soon she's gonna use Dawn to tear down the barrier between every dimension there is so if you two want to fight, you do it after the world ends. 'kay? Alright. First, we head back to Sunnydale. Xander'll take Giles to a hospital. Anya's looking after Tara, and Spike: - you find Glory. Check her apartment, first, see if she's still there. Try anything stupid like payback and I will get very cranky. Everyone clear? Or do we have questions?

Spike: Uh, Will? Now, uh, don't turn me into a horned toad for asking, but -

Spike: Is everyone here very stoned?
Willow: So, Ben and Glory are... the same person?
Xander: Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory.
Anya: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.
Spike: And a kewpie doll for the lady.
Giles: Excellent. Now. Do we suspect there could be any kind of link between Ben and Glory?

Willow: Hey. I know you. You're that first original Slayer who tried killing us all in our dreams....How've you been?

Willow: I think we already deja'd this vu.
Young Buffy: You talk funny.
Willow: Yes, as you'll tell me again when we're older, and in chem class.

Xander: Ben is Glory!

:star:

mr.pointy · 26th May 2001, 11:56 AM

u do that Maria, nice quotes by the way

Redhot12 · 26th May 2001, 06:40 PM

Here's a new quote I enjoyed from S5

Buffy(young girl) to Willow: You talk funny!

Willow: I know. You'll tell me that when we are older.

Hope everyone likes it!

Oops, I should have read ahead!

As you can see I'm brand new and still learning.

Sorry

Maria8475 · 28th May 2001, 02:18 PM

oh no, don't worry about it. You get 12 out of 10 for effort!! Please keep posting (especailly the quotes LOL!)

Maria8475 · 2nd June 2001, 12:12 PM

From The Gift

Boy: How did you...do that?
Buffy: It's what I do.
Boy: But... you're just a girl ...
Buffy: That's what *I* keep saying.

Spike: 'Cause it's always gotta be blood.
Xander: We're not actually discussing dinner right now.
Spike: Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going, makes you warm, makes you hard, makes you other than dead. 'Course it's her blood.

Spike: When you say you love us all--
Xander/Giles: Shut up.

Xander: Smart chicks are so hot.
Willow: You couldn't have figured that out in tenth grade...?

Dawn: And I wish you'd fall on your head and drown in your own barf, so I guess we're both having frowny days.

Buffy: How many apocalypses is this for us?
Giles: Well, six, at least. Seems like a hundred.

Xander: Spike's sexbot.. Why didn't they melt this thing into scrap?
Anya: Maybe Willow wanted it.
Xander: I don't think Willow feels that way about Buffy... I mean she's gone through a lot of changes, but --
Anya: To study it.
Xander: Right. Robotics.......Science.

Buffy: I need you, Will. You're my big gun.
Willow: I'm your -- I never was a gun... someone else should be the gun, I could maybe be a cudgel, or pointy stick ...

Giles: Need anything?
Willow: Could use some courage ...
Spike offers her a drink from his flask.
Willow: The real kind. But thanks.

Buffy: I notice that you're talking, whereas in your position I would attack me.

Glory: Wow... the Slayer's a robot! Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?
Buffy: Glory...You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?

Spike: Doesn't a fellow stay dead when you kill 'im?
Doc: Look who's talking.

Spike: You don't come near the girl, Doc.
Doc: I don't smell a soul anywhere on you... why do you even care?
Spike: I made a promise to a lady.

Buffy: Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I'll always love you. But this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles I... I figured it out. And I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn. The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.

geez, this feels like a sad moment........no more quotes for a while!!

Unless i can do repeats.........okay feeling better now!

Maria

<You have found an Easter Egg >

markpud · 4th June 2001, 11:25 AM

well done Maria, you've quoted all the best bits of the season now.. I loved the bit where they found the robot and "maybe WIllow wanted it"

Maria8475 · 4th June 2001, 02:41 PM

Lol i liked the 'maybe willow wanted it' part too. Strangely enough when anya said that I had the same reaction as xander!! Great i'm on the same emotional level as XANDER!! Someone help me please!

markpud · 5th June 2001, 11:25 AM

lol me too

I was laughing my head off when she said it...

Maria8475 · 5th June 2001, 03:07 PM

Mr Pointy, didn't you promise us some quotes???

Come on now that the series has finished you have plenty of time to pull out an old ep and watch explicitly for quotes!!

Oh I have been accused of being 'pushy' (more than once!) so i thought i'd just say that you gave me permission to do this! And also I don't mean to be pushy, no offense, okay?

mr.pointy · 8th June 2001, 06:59 PM

Okie dokie Maria, i did promise so tonite is the time i shall post quotes and hopefully they'll be tons...but i won't post the quotes until i got rid of 40 of my e-mails...but don't worry they'll be gone in no time at all

i promise

Maria8475 · 8th June 2001, 07:20 PM

ooooh we're all waiting with baited breath! There's no turning back now!

mr.pointy · 8th June 2001, 08:06 PM

nope i won't

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Redhot12 Junior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 5	Buffy Quotes Here's a new quote I enjoyed from S5 Buffy(young girl) to Willow: You talk funny! Willow: I know. You'll tell me that when we are older. Hope everyone likes it! Oops, I should have read ahead! As you can see I'm brand new and still learning. Sorry

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18th May 2001, 11:36 AM	#31 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	i do :P

22nd May 2001, 11:02 AM	#32 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	oops been neglecting the poor buffy quotes, haven't I?? (didn't even realise!) OKay so from the last ep on sky ( i do MEAN to note down the ep title!) Anya: Piano! Xander: Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher. Anh, what are you talkin'? Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain. Let's keep thinking. Ben: You know why I wanted to become a doctor? Gronx: The flattering drawstring pants? Xander: Anybody else a little queasy? Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace. Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away. Willow: Don't hurt the horsies! Buffy: We won't. Aim for the horsies. Xander: We got company -- and they brought a Crusade! okay until friday....should be a cool ep huh? Maria

26th May 2001, 05:58 AM	#33 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	look i really really promise that'll post sum quotes soon it's just i is hungry, thirsty, tired and bored so i can't at the mo but i will soon promise

26th May 2001, 10:37 AM	#34 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	ooooh Mr. Pointy, I'm gonna hold you do that......promise! Willow: Buffy's out. Glory has Dawn. Sometime real soon she's gonna use Dawn to tear down the barrier between every dimension there is so if you two want to fight, you do it after the world ends. 'kay? Alright. First, we head back to Sunnydale. Xander'll take Giles to a hospital. Anya's looking after Tara, and Spike: - you find Glory. Check her apartment, first, see if she's still there. Try anything stupid like payback and I will get very cranky. Everyone clear? Or do we have questions? Spike: Uh, Will? Now, uh, don't turn me into a horned toad for asking, but - Spike: Is everyone here very stoned? Willow: So, Ben and Glory are... the same person? Xander: Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory. Anya: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets. Spike: And a kewpie doll for the lady. Giles: Excellent. Now. Do we suspect there could be any kind of link between Ben and Glory? Willow: Hey. I know you. You're that first original Slayer who tried killing us all in our dreams....How've you been? Willow: I think we already deja'd this vu. Young Buffy: You talk funny. Willow: Yes, as you'll tell me again when we're older, and in chem class. Xander: Ben is Glory! :star:

26th May 2001, 11:56 AM	#35 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	u do that Maria, nice quotes by the way

28th May 2001, 02:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	oh no, don't worry about it. You get 12 out of 10 for effort!! Please keep posting (especailly the quotes LOL!)

2nd June 2001, 12:12 PM	#38 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	From The Gift Boy: How did you...do that? Buffy: It's what I do. Boy: But... you're just a girl ... Buffy: That's what I keep saying. Spike: 'Cause it's always gotta be blood. Xander: We're not actually discussing dinner right now. Spike: Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going, makes you warm, makes you hard, makes you other than dead. 'Course it's her blood. Spike: When you say you love us all-- Xander/Giles: Shut up. Xander: Smart chicks are so hot. Willow: You couldn't have figured that out in tenth grade...? Dawn: And I wish you'd fall on your head and drown in your own barf, so I guess we're both having frowny days. Buffy: How many apocalypses is this for us? Giles: Well, six, at least. Seems like a hundred. Xander: Spike's sexbot.. Why didn't they melt this thing into scrap? Anya: Maybe Willow wanted it. Xander: I don't think Willow feels that way about Buffy... I mean she's gone through a lot of changes, but -- Anya: To study it. Xander: Right. Robotics.......Science. Buffy: I need you, Will. You're my big gun. Willow: I'm your -- I never was a gun... someone else should be the gun, I could maybe be a cudgel, or pointy stick ... Giles: Need anything? Willow: Could use some courage ... Spike offers her a drink from his flask. Willow: The real kind. But thanks. Buffy: I notice that you're talking, whereas in your position I would attack me. Glory: Wow... the Slayer's a robot! Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot? Buffy: Glory...You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you? Spike: Doesn't a fellow stay dead when you kill 'im? Doc: Look who's talking. Spike: You don't come near the girl, Doc. Doc: I don't smell a soul anywhere on you... why do you even care? Spike: I made a promise to a lady. Buffy: Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I'll always love you. But this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles I... I figured it out. And I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn. The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me. geez, this feels like a sad moment........no more quotes for a while!! Unless i can do repeats.........okay feeling better now! Maria <You have found an Easter Egg >

4th June 2001, 11:25 AM	#39 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	well done Maria, you've quoted all the best bits of the season now.. I loved the bit where they found the robot and "maybe WIllow wanted it"

4th June 2001, 02:41 PM	#40 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Lol i liked the 'maybe willow wanted it' part too. Strangely enough when anya said that I had the same reaction as xander!! Great i'm on the same emotional level as XANDER!! Someone help me please!

5th June 2001, 11:25 AM	#41 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	lol me too I was laughing my head off when she said it...

5th June 2001, 03:07 PM	#42 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	Mr Pointy, didn't you promise us some quotes??? Come on now that the series has finished you have plenty of time to pull out an old ep and watch explicitly for quotes!! Oh I have been accused of being 'pushy' (more than once!) so i thought i'd just say that you gave me permission to do this! And also I don't mean to be pushy, no offense, okay?

8th June 2001, 06:59 PM	#43 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	Okie dokie Maria, i did promise so tonite is the time i shall post quotes and hopefully they'll be tons...but i won't post the quotes until i got rid of 40 of my e-mails...but don't worry they'll be gone in no time at all i promise

8th June 2001, 07:20 PM	#44 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	ooooh we're all waiting with baited breath! There's no turning back now!

8th June 2001, 08:06 PM	#45 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,331	nope i won't