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tokyogirl · 23rd July 2002, 02:41 AM

ok, i was just watching some of my season 1 dvd's today and remembered a few of my favs. i'm sure all of these have been put here b4, but who cares

xander: I, I can't! I have my pride! Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this!

Principal Snyder: kids. I don't like them.

Giles: Uh, I'm, uh, it's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before."
xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. (silence) I'm alone with that one, huh?

ok, and here are some great cordy and xander ones. i love it when they go at it!

Cordy: All I can think is, it coulda been me!"
Xander: We can dream.

Xander: Okay, next time we split up someone else is on Cordy detail. Five more minutes with her and we woulda had another organ donor.

Cordy: Somebody is after me! They just tried to kill Ms. Miller? Uh, she was helping me with my homework. And Mitch! And Harmony?! This is all about me! Me, me, me!
Xander: Wow! For once she's right!

Xander (to Cordy): Y'know, hey, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker!

ok, and a few from S2. i just love it when they gripe @ each other!

Cordy: Darn, I have cheerleader practice tonight. Boy, I wish I knew we were gonna be digging up dead people sooner. I would've canceled.
Xander: Alright, but if you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh?

Xander: Ooo, gang, did ya hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia! Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever!

Cordy: I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself!
Xander: Not just any girl. You're special.

Cordy: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, the Slayer is a basket case... I'd say we've hit bottom.
Xander: I have a plan.
Cordy: Oh, no, here's a lower place.

Cordy:Why has everyone gone insane?
Xander: Insane? Is it so impossible for you to believe that other women find me attractive?
Cordy: The only way you could get girls to want you would be witchcraft.
Xander: That is such a... Well, yeah, okay, good point.

Xander: Well, it was dark! And the thing went through the window so quick, and I was a... little shocked when I saw it, and...
Cordy: Go ahead. Say it. You ran like a woman.
Xander: Hey, if you saw this thing, you'd run like a woman, too.

slayerette · 31st July 2002, 05:18 AM

"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." Vamp Willow :evil:

I wished us into bizarro land and you guys are still together? Cordelia

Asmiley · 26th August 2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slayerette
"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." Vamp Willow :evil:

I wished us into bizarro land and you guys are still together? Cordelia

love those!

obcooke · 16th September 2002, 01:43 AM

Let's get warmed up for the new season -

**************************************************

GILES: "And you are called?"

KENDRA: "I am the Vampire Slayer."

BUFFY: "We got that part, honey. He means your name."

KENDRA: "Oh. They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir."

BUFFY: "Can you say, 'stuck in the '80's'?"

**************************************************

GILES: "Not to my knowledge. Um, th-the new Slayer is only called after the previous Slayer has died. Uh... Oh, good Lord! You were dead, Buffy."

BUFFY: "I was only gone for a minute."

*************************************************

KENDRA: "She died?"

BUFFY: "Just a little."

************************************************

KENDRA: "I thought you were a vampire."

BUFFY: "Oh, a swing and a miss for the rookie."

************************************************

BUFFY: "I don't take orders. I do things my way."

KENDRA: "No wonder you died."

************************************************

BUFFY: "I can say, 'Kendra, you slay, I'm going to Disneyland.'"

WILLOW: "But, not forever, right?"

BUFFY: "No. Disneyland would get boring after a few months."

************************************************

GILES: "The full moon seems to bring out our darkest qualities."

XANDER: "And yet, ironically, led to the invention of the moon pie."

************************************************

BUFFY: "Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want."

WILLOW: "That doesn't seem like a fair trade."

************************************************

WILLOW: "It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you on the arm, then run back to his friends."

BUFFY: "Yeah, those were the days."

************************************************

CORDELIA: "Who died and made you Elvis?"

************************************************

BUFFY: "Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation [to a vampire], right? Like a barrier, a no-shoes, no-pulse, no-service kind of thing?"

************************************************

BUFFY: "What do we know?"

XANDER: "Dog spit is cleaner than human."

BUFFY: "Besides that."

************************************************

WILLOW: "The only solution is the final solution."

XANDER: "Nuke the school? I like that."

WILLOW: "Not quite. Exorcism."

CORDELIA: "Are you crazy? I saw that movie. Even the priest died."

************************************************

[OB-Wan: And for some reason, The Mayor comes to mind.]

************************************************

MAYOR: "No Slayer of mine is gonna live in a fleabag hotel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liaisons going on there."

FAITH: "Yeah, plus all the screwing."

************************************************

FAITH: "This [knife] is a thing of beauty, boss."

MAYOR: "It cost a pretty penny. You just take good care of it. You be careful and don't put somebody's eye out with that thing... until I tell you to."

************************************************

MAYOR: "The beast will walk upon the Earth and darkness will follow. The several races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction. Aww, that's kinda sweet. Different races coming together."

************************************************

MAYOR: "Well. What a day this is. A special day. Today is our centennial -- the 100th anniversary of the founding of Sunnydale. And I know what that means to all you kids -- not a darn thing. Because today, something much more important happens. Today, you all graduate from high school. Today, all the pain, all the work, all the excitement is finally over. What's 100 years of history compared to that?"

************************************************

obcooke · 26th September 2002, 05:32 AM

Quotes from the Season Six Quotes thread have been merged into this thread.

You may have to back up a bit to read them, they have been placed according to date posted.

They begin on 10-17-2001 which is about the middle of page 6 of this thread.

All quotes from seasons 1-6 can now be posted here without spoiler tags.

obcooke · 9th October 2002, 04:58 AM

Okay, we're a little overdue for this thread, so I'll start it with a quicky.

SPIKE [about Xander]: I'm insane - What's his excuse?

Highlander II · 9th October 2002, 03:32 PM

From "Beneath You"

Dawn: [to Spike] You hurt her. Touch her. And you'll wake up on fire.

Spike: [to Buffy] And when, exactly, did your sister get unbelievably scary?

Buffy: Spike, have you completely lost your mind?
Spike: Well, yes. Where have you been all night?

Spike: Bring the wife and kiddies. Come see the show.

Dru · 10th October 2002, 04:20 AM

From Lessons (Whoo Hoo! I remebered!)

Dawn: I had a plan. My plan was to get killed come back as a vampire and bite you.

Dawn: I know! The stake is not the power. To serve man is a cook book. I love you. Go away!

From Beneath You

Buffy: Spike, have you completely lost your mind?
Spike: Well, yes. Where have you been all night?

"Has anyone here not slept together?" *Spike and Xander look at each other weirdly*

Spike: Working out some personal issuse are we?

Spike: Hey! I guess this would be first contact since you know when. Ooh! Up for another round on the balcony, then?

Spike: Right you are , Love! I haven't changed! Not a lick. And watching you face while you try to figer me out was absolutey delicious!

Highlander II · 10th October 2002, 04:01 PM

From "Beneath You"

Buffy: No more mind games, Spike.
Spike: No more mind games. No more mind.

and of course:

Spike: Can we rest now? <dramatic pause> Buffy, can we rest?

Highlander II · 25th October 2002, 02:12 AM

From "Lessons" (b/c I'm watching it now)

Buffy: Spike? <pause> Are you real?
Spike: <evil laugh that James does so well!> <slight pause> Buffy... duck.
Buffy: What? Duck? There's a duck? <whack - she gets hit w/ a pipe>

Spike: I'm not fast. I'm not a quick study. <pause> I dumped my board in the water and the chalk all ran.

and from "Selfless"

D'Hoffryn: "It's like somebody slaughtered an Ambercrombie and Fitch catalog."

:lol: LOVE that line!

obcooke · 6th November 2002, 02:27 AM

7.06 Him
--------------

Anya: Willow thinks she's in love with my boyfriend, R.J.

Dawn: What! No, you two can't do this.

Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman... and he isn't.

Willow: This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

Anya: His physical presence has a penis!

Willow: I can work around it.

Highlander II · 13th November 2002, 02:41 AM

From "Conversations with Dead People"

Andrew: It eats you and starts with your bottom.

(Andrew's incorrect translation of Jonathan's Klingon phrase)

beyond that, from this episode, there was a lot of dialogue, but not really a whole lot of 'one-liner' types that hit you for remembering -- don't get me wrong, there was a lot of good stuff going on and some excellent dialogue, but just not the one-liner stuff that quotes easy - more like Spike's long speech from "Intervention" that I quoted in the S5 section ----

angelle myst · 27th November 2002, 06:12 PM

From Sleeper -

"As daft a notion as soulfull Spike the killer is, it is nothing compared to the idea that another girl could mean anything to me. This chip, they did to me. I couldn't help it. The soul I got on my own, for you. So yeah, I go and pass the time, with someone. But that's all it is, just time. God help me, Buffy, it's still all about you."

*sniff*

xxx

Highlander II · 27th November 2002, 08:53 PM

"Never Leave Me"

Willow: You want me to kill Anya?

(and if I could remember the whole 'she-witch' speech, I'd include that -- but, my memory's not that good - I've only watched this ep 2x's)

angelle myst · 27th November 2002, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Highlander II
"Never Leave Me"

Willow: You want me to kill Anya?

(and if I could remember the whole 'she-witch' speech, I'd include that -- but, my memory's not that good - I've only watched this ep 2x's)

I dont think its the whole of it, but this is from Leoffs wildfeed -

"I am Willow...I am death. If you dare defy me, I shall call down my fury, wreak fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come through. Ok?"

xxx

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tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	ok, i was just watching some of my season 1 dvd's today and remembered a few of my favs. i'm sure all of these have been put here b4, but who cares xander: I, I can't! I have my pride! Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this! Principal Snyder: kids. I don't like them. Giles: Uh, I'm, uh, it's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before." xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. (silence) I'm alone with that one, huh? ok, and here are some great cordy and xander ones. i love it when they go at it! Cordy: All I can think is, it coulda been me!" Xander: We can dream. Xander: Okay, next time we split up someone else is on Cordy detail. Five more minutes with her and we woulda had another organ donor. Cordy: Somebody is after me! They just tried to kill Ms. Miller? Uh, she was helping me with my homework. And Mitch! And Harmony?! This is all about me! Me, me, me! Xander: Wow! For once she's right! Xander (to Cordy): Y'know, hey, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker! ok, and a few from S2. i just love it when they gripe @ each other! Cordy: Darn, I have cheerleader practice tonight. Boy, I wish I knew we were gonna be digging up dead people sooner. I would've canceled. Xander: Alright, but if you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh? Xander: Ooo, gang, did ya hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia! Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever! Cordy: I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself! Xander: Not just any girl. You're special. Cordy: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, the Slayer is a basket case... I'd say we've hit bottom. Xander: I have a plan. Cordy: Oh, no, here's a lower place. Cordy:Why has everyone gone insane? Xander: Insane? Is it so impossible for you to believe that other women find me attractive? Cordy: The only way you could get girls to want you would be witchcraft. Xander: That is such a... Well, yeah, okay, good point. Xander: Well, it was dark! And the thing went through the window so quick, and I was a... little shocked when I saw it, and... Cordy: Go ahead. Say it. You ran like a woman. Xander: Hey, if you saw this thing, you'd run like a woman, too.

31st July 2002, 05:18 AM	#407 (permalink)
slayerette The court jester of crazy Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boston,mass u.s.a. Posts: 144	"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." Vamp Willow :evil: I wished us into bizarro land and you guys are still together? Cordelia

16th September 2002, 01:43 AM	#409 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	Let's get warmed up for the new season - ************************************************ GILES: "And you are called?" KENDRA: "I am the Vampire Slayer." BUFFY: "We got that part, honey. He means your name." KENDRA: "Oh. They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir." BUFFY: "Can you say, 'stuck in the '80's'?" ********************************************** GILES: "Not to my knowledge. Um, th-the new Slayer is only called after the previous Slayer has died. Uh... Oh, good Lord! You were dead, Buffy." BUFFY: "I was only gone for a minute." ********************************************* KENDRA: "She died?" BUFFY: "Just a little." ******************************************** KENDRA: "I thought you were a vampire." BUFFY: "Oh, a swing and a miss for the rookie." ******************************************** BUFFY: "I don't take orders. I do things my way." KENDRA: "No wonder you died." ******************************************** BUFFY: "I can say, 'Kendra, you slay, I'm going to Disneyland.'" WILLOW: "But, not forever, right?" BUFFY: "No. Disneyland would get boring after a few months." ******************************************** GILES: "The full moon seems to bring out our darkest qualities." XANDER: "And yet, ironically, led to the invention of the moon pie." ******************************************** BUFFY: "Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want." WILLOW: "That doesn't seem like a fair trade." ******************************************** WILLOW: "It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you on the arm, then run back to his friends." BUFFY: "Yeah, those were the days." ******************************************** CORDELIA: "Who died and made you Elvis?" ******************************************** BUFFY: "Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation [to a vampire], right? Like a barrier, a no-shoes, no-pulse, no-service kind of thing?" ******************************************** BUFFY: "What do we know?" XANDER: "Dog spit is cleaner than human." BUFFY: "Besides that." ******************************************** WILLOW: "The only solution is the final solution." XANDER: "Nuke the school? I like that." WILLOW: "Not quite. Exorcism." CORDELIA: "Are you crazy? I saw that movie. Even the priest died." ******************************************** [OB-Wan: And for some reason, The Mayor comes to mind.] ******************************************** MAYOR: "No Slayer of mine is gonna live in a fleabag hotel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liaisons going on there." FAITH: "Yeah, plus all the screwing." ******************************************** FAITH: "This [knife] is a thing of beauty, boss." MAYOR: "It cost a pretty penny. You just take good care of it. You be careful and don't put somebody's eye out with that thing... until I tell you to." ******************************************** MAYOR: "The beast will walk upon the Earth and darkness will follow. The several races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction. Aww, that's kinda sweet. Different races coming together." ******************************************** MAYOR: "Well. What a day this is. A special day. Today is our centennial -- the 100th anniversary of the founding of Sunnydale. And I know what that means to all you kids -- not a darn thing. Because today, something much more important happens. Today, you all graduate from high school. Today, all the pain, all the work, all the excitement is finally over. What's 100 years of history compared to that?" **********************************************

26th September 2002, 05:32 AM	#410 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	Quotes from the Season Six Quotes thread have been merged into this thread. You may have to back up a bit to read them, they have been placed according to date posted. They begin on 10-17-2001 which is about the middle of page 6 of this thread. All quotes from seasons 1-6 can now be posted here without spoiler tags.

9th October 2002, 03:32 PM	#412 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,458	From "Beneath You" Dawn: [to Spike] You hurt her. Touch her. And you'll wake up on fire. Spike: [to Buffy] And when, exactly, did your sister get unbelievably scary? Buffy: Spike, have you completely lost your mind? Spike: Well, yes. Where have you been all night? Spike: Bring the wife and kiddies. Come see the show.

10th October 2002, 04:20 AM	#413 (permalink)
Dru I'm a princess Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pa Posts: 910	From Lessons (Whoo Hoo! I remebered!) Dawn: I had a plan. My plan was to get killed come back as a vampire and bite you. Dawn: I know! The stake is not the power. To serve man is a cook book. I love you. Go away! From Beneath You Buffy: Spike, have you completely lost your mind? Spike: Well, yes. Where have you been all night? "Has anyone here not slept together?" Spike and Xander look at each other weirdly Spike: Working out some personal issuse are we? Spike: Hey! I guess this would be first contact since you know when. Ooh! Up for another round on the balcony, then? Spike: Right you are , Love! I haven't changed! Not a lick. And watching you face while you try to figer me out was absolutey delicious!

10th October 2002, 04:01 PM	#414 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,458	From "Beneath You" Buffy: No more mind games, Spike. Spike: No more mind games. No more mind. and of course: Spike: Can we rest now? <dramatic pause> Buffy, can we rest?

25th October 2002, 02:12 AM	#415 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,458	From "Lessons" (b/c I'm watching it now) Buffy: Spike? <pause> Are you real? Spike: <evil laugh that James does so well!> <slight pause> Buffy... duck. Buffy: What? Duck? There's a duck? <whack - she gets hit w/ a pipe> Spike: I'm not fast. I'm not a quick study. <pause> I dumped my board in the water and the chalk all ran. and from "Selfless" D'Hoffryn: "It's like somebody slaughtered an Ambercrombie and Fitch catalog." :lol: LOVE that line!

6th November 2002, 02:27 AM	#416 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	7.06 Him -------------- Anya: Willow thinks she's in love with my boyfriend, R.J. Dawn: What! No, you two can't do this. Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman... and he isn't. Willow: This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart. Anya: His physical presence has a penis! Willow: I can work around it.

13th November 2002, 02:41 AM	#417 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,458	From "Conversations with Dead People" Andrew: It eats you and starts with your bottom. (Andrew's incorrect translation of Jonathan's Klingon phrase) beyond that, from this episode, there was a lot of dialogue, but not really a whole lot of 'one-liner' types that hit you for remembering -- don't get me wrong, there was a lot of good stuff going on and some excellent dialogue, but just not the one-liner stuff that quotes easy - more like Spike's long speech from "Intervention" that I quoted in the S5 section ----

27th November 2002, 06:12 PM	#418 (permalink)
angelle myst Ash Join Date: May 2002 Location: Yorkshire, England. Posts: 1,772	From Sleeper - "As daft a notion as soulfull Spike the killer is, it is nothing compared to the idea that another girl could mean anything to me. This chip, they did to me. I couldn't help it. The soul I got on my own, for you. So yeah, I go and pass the time, with someone. But that's all it is, just time. God help me, Buffy, it's still all about you." sniff xxx

27th November 2002, 08:53 PM	#419 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,458	"Never Leave Me" Willow: You want me to kill Anya? (and if I could remember the whole 'she-witch' speech, I'd include that -- but, my memory's not that good - I've only watched this ep 2x's)