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tokyogirl · 1st March 2002, 07:06 PM

cause goodness knows there's not enough of us!

VAMPette · 2nd March 2002, 11:42 AM

MOMS FOR BUFFY!!!!

Could be a whole new trend.

Vampyre · 2nd March 2002, 07:59 PM

My mum said it was childish.

VAMPette · 6th March 2002, 08:52 PM

Well, each to their own.

obcooke · 6th March 2002, 11:33 PM

Let's have some more from Seasons Four & Five:

A quote from Angel Season One, Spike watches Angel and his latest rescued woman.

SPIKE (mimicking woman): How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?

(mimicking Angel): No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse de-fanged me. Now I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.

[Woman tries to hug Angel.]

(mimicking Angel): No, not the hair! Never the hair!

(mimicking woman): But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.

(mimicking Angel): No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!

(mimicking woman): I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so. . .

(mimicking Angel): Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!

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Back to Buffy:
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DAWN: Ooh, spells! Thank you, Willow!

BUFFY: You got her a book on spells?! The girl who can break things by just looking at them, now has a book to teach her to... break things by looking at them?!

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RILEY [about the meteorite]: No, it's not hot. It's warm. And broken. It's sort of...

GILES: Hollow.

RILEY: Yeah.

ANYA: So, uh, we're all thinking the same thing, right?

XANDER: Festive pinata? Delicious candy?

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XANDER [at the University Space Library]: Look at how teeny Mercury is compared to, like, Saturn. Whereas in contrast, the cars of the same name...

GILES: Xander, please, we have work to do here.

XANDER: I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster.

GILES: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space...... I did not say that.

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DAWN: When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth, like this [like fangs], and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, 'I'm The Slayer, I'm going to get you!'

ANYA: That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.

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XANDER: Okay, how's about a movie? They're showing them in theaters now. I hear it's like watching a video with a bunch of strangers and a sticky floor.

DAWN: That one looks sad.

XANDER: The chimp playing hockey? Is that based on the Chekhov?

ANYA: There's a chimp, playing hockey?

DAWN: Um, no, the other one. I don't wanna see a sad movie.

ANYA: We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and... and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this.

XANDER: You pick, Dawn. This is your night. We are celebrating your mom's good news.

ANYA: Go monkey. Choose monkey.

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DAWN: It's okay. You guys don't have to make a big deal for me. I'm only sleeping over here so Buffy and Riley can boink.

XANDER: No, that's not, that's not it at all, they just need time to, uh... be tender. Relax.

ANYA: He's not very convincing, is he?

DAWN: 'Alone time' always translates into 'get Dawn out of the house so we can have loud obnoxious sex.'

ANYA [to Xander]: Oh! Does that mean we can't?

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XANDER: Anya, you can back off a little. You get paid. Willow's doing this on her own time.

ANYA: I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.

XANDER: Anya, play nice.

ANYA: You know, fine, take her side instead of mine, even though I'm the one who sleeps with you and feeds you, bathes you...

WILLOW: She bathes you?

XANDER: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y geriatric sort of...

GILES: Please! Stop! I beg of you.

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RILEY: If you touched her... you know I'd kill you for real.

SPIKE: I had this chip outta my head, I'da killed you long ago.... Ain't love grand?

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RILEY: She in there?

XANDER: She's training.

RILEY: Would you guys mind clearing out? I need a minute alone with her.

ANYA: A little after-hours hanky-panky in the training room, huh? Boy, Xander and I could tell you some stories...

XANDER: Not now. Let's go, Anya.

ANYA: There's a funny thing with the vaulting horse that you can tr...

XANDER: Anya!

ANYA: What? He started it.

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BUFFY: They [The Watchers] put me through that test, and it almost killed me. And then, when I was Faith, they almost killed me again. Honestly, I really can't handle almost being killed right now.

ANYA: I don't like the sound of this. They don't sound very ex-demon-compatible.

TARA: Are you sure they're English? I... I thought English people were, um, gentler, then, uh... normal...

WILLOW: Maybe it won't be so bad this time. I mean, Buffy, they did think you were Faith last time. Now that they know you're just you, maybe they won't care enough to kill you.

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WATCHER: There are some very potent elements here... focusing crystals, runic artifacts, an amulet of Cauldis... Also this statue... Its removal from Burma is a criminal offense... and when triggered, it has the power to melt human eyeballs.

GILES: In that case, I severely under-priced it.

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ANYA [hiding her ex-demonhood from a Watcher]: Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July, and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, Mister, 'cause there were. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

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TARA [about the Watchers]: Why doesn't Mr. Giles put them all out of here?

XANDER: Because if they deport him, they're not just destroying his career, they're... condemning the man to a lifetime diet of blood sausage, bangers, and mash.

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BUFFY: ...How was school today?

DAWN: Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair.

BUFFY: Just how I remember it.

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BUFFY: Maybe it's time to start a new tradition - Birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun.

WILLOW: Preaching to the choir here, baby.

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And no one has answered this one yet, from a previous post:
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WILLOW: Oz is a werewolf.

BUFFY: It's a long story.

OZ: I got bit.

BUFFY: Apparently not that long.

[Anyone remember another episode where this setup line about a long story & the same punchline was used? - OB-Wan]

Lonewolf89 · 6th March 2002, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by obcooke
DAWN: When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth, like this [like fangs], and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, 'I'm The Slayer, I'm going to get you!'

ANYA: That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
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RILEY: If you touched her... you know I'd kill you for real.

SPIKE: I had this chip outta my head, I'da killed you long ago.... Ain't love grand?

Hehe, great quotes!!

Vampyre · 8th March 2002, 05:11 PM

Do you mean the Angel episode 'I Will Remember You' Obcooke?

Angel: "I tried to do what I thought was right. It's complicated how this all happened, Buffy, you know? It's kind of a long story."
Buffy: "You're new sidekick had a vision, I was in it, you came to
Sunnydale?"
Angel: "Okay, maybe not that long."

Asmiley · 8th March 2002, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tokyogirl
cause goodness knows there's not enough of us!

Yeah just looking at the poll in the fave shows thread you can tell there's not enough of us.

obcooke · 8th March 2002, 11:55 PM

[Vampyre: Do you mean the Angel episode 'I Will Remember You' Obcooke?]

VERY, VERY GOOD Vamp.

That was going to be my extra credit question actually.

There is another Buffy episode where a similar exchange occurs.

I think this could be considered an official "Running Gag", even though it's only been used three times in six years.

slayerette · 14th March 2002, 08:56 PM

For i am Xander , king of all cretins, may all lesser cretins bow before me . -- Xander on "THE WITCH"
o.k. there you go ! my 1st quote

happy,happy,joy,joy
p.s. does anyone know what my happy,happy, is from?????:rolly2:

Asmiley · 14th March 2002, 10:21 PM

Great Xander QUote!

Happy Happy Joy Joy... I should. I use it all the time... It's from Ren and Stimpy.

slayerette · 15th March 2002, 02:43 PM

You're the slayer and we're like, the slayerettes!
wiilow "the witch" (pre scooby gang )

next ? These five words in my head scream, are we having fun yet?

happy,happy,joy,joy

Vampyre · 15th March 2002, 04:08 PM

I've been racking my brains for that running gag quote Obcooke and it finally came to me last night...it's from the episode 'Homecoming':

Xander: Oh, God, What'd you do to each other?
Buffy: Long story.
Cordy: Got hunted.
Buffy: Apparently not that long.

slayerette · 15th March 2002, 04:59 PM

willow: lIKE WHAT'S THEIR ULTMATE AGENDA? I MEAN, OKAY, THEY NEUTER VAMPIRES AND DEMONS. THEN WHAT? THERE GOING TO REINTEGRATE THEM INTO SOCIETY? GET THEM JOBS AS BAGBOYS AT WAL-MART?
bUFFY: DOES WAL-MART HAVE BAGBOYS?
WILLOW: PLUS, DON'T FORGET,THERES THAT WHOLE 314 THING ETHAN TOLD GILES ABOUT.
BUFFY: AND I ALWAYS SAY A MAN WHO WORSHIPS CHAOS AND TRYS TO KILL YOU IS A MAN YOU CAN TRUST.

"THE I IN TEAM"

HAPPY,HAPPY,JOY,JOY

Asmiley · 15th March 2002, 05:17 PM

:lol: Great Quote Slayerette!

:wave: thanks!

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slayerette The court jester of crazy Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boston,mass u.s.a. Posts: 144	my 1st quote For i am Xander , king of all cretins, may all lesser cretins bow before me . -- Xander on "THE WITCH" o.k. there you go ! my 1st quote happy,happy,joy,joy p.s. does anyone know what my happy,happy, is from?????:rolly2:

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slayerette The court jester of crazy Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boston,mass u.s.a. Posts: 144	i'm back 2nd quote You're the slayer and we're like, the slayerettes! wiilow "the witch" (pre scooby gang ) next ? These five words in my head scream, are we having fun yet? happy,happy,joy,joy

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slayerette The court jester of crazy Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boston,mass u.s.a. Posts: 144	1 MORE TODAY willow: lIKE WHAT'S THEIR ULTMATE AGENDA? I MEAN, OKAY, THEY NEUTER VAMPIRES AND DEMONS. THEN WHAT? THERE GOING TO REINTEGRATE THEM INTO SOCIETY? GET THEM JOBS AS BAGBOYS AT WAL-MART? bUFFY: DOES WAL-MART HAVE BAGBOYS? WILLOW: PLUS, DON'T FORGET,THERES THAT WHOLE 314 THING ETHAN TOLD GILES ABOUT. BUFFY: AND I ALWAYS SAY A MAN WHO WORSHIPS CHAOS AND TRYS TO KILL YOU IS A MAN YOU CAN TRUST. "THE I IN TEAM" HAPPY,HAPPY,JOY,JOY

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Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	:lol: Great Quote Slayerette!:wave: thanks!

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tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	cause goodness knows there's not enough of us!

2nd March 2002, 11:42 AM	#347 (permalink)
VAMPette To the Angel- Mobile! Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 419	MOMS FOR BUFFY!!!! Could be a whole new trend.

2nd March 2002, 07:59 PM	#348 (permalink)
Vampyre The Big Bad. Join Date: May 2001 Location: ENGLAND! Posts: 2,369	My mum said it was childish.

6th March 2002, 08:52 PM	#349 (permalink)
VAMPette To the Angel- Mobile! Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 419	Well, each to their own.

6th March 2002, 11:33 PM	#350 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	Let's have some more from Seasons Four & Five: A quote from Angel Season One, Spike watches Angel and his latest rescued woman. SPIKE (mimicking woman): How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (mimicking Angel): No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse de-fanged me. Now I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. [Woman tries to hug Angel.] (mimicking Angel): No, not the hair! Never the hair! (mimicking woman): But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (mimicking Angel): No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (mimicking woman): I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so. . . (mimicking Angel): Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away! -------------------------------------------------------- Back to Buffy: -------------------------------------------------------- DAWN: Ooh, spells! Thank you, Willow! BUFFY: You got her a book on spells?! The girl who can break things by just looking at them, now has a book to teach her to... break things by looking at them?! -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY [about the meteorite]: No, it's not hot. It's warm. And broken. It's sort of... GILES: Hollow. RILEY: Yeah. ANYA: So, uh, we're all thinking the same thing, right? XANDER: Festive pinata? Delicious candy? -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER [at the University Space Library]: Look at how teeny Mercury is compared to, like, Saturn. Whereas in contrast, the cars of the same name... GILES: Xander, please, we have work to do here. XANDER: I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster. GILES: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space...... I did not say that. -------------------------------------------------------- DAWN: When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth, like this [like fangs], and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, 'I'm The Slayer, I'm going to get you!' ANYA: That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly. -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: Okay, how's about a movie? They're showing them in theaters now. I hear it's like watching a video with a bunch of strangers and a sticky floor. DAWN: That one looks sad. XANDER: The chimp playing hockey? Is that based on the Chekhov? ANYA: There's a chimp, playing hockey? DAWN: Um, no, the other one. I don't wanna see a sad movie. ANYA: We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and... and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this. XANDER: You pick, Dawn. This is your night. We are celebrating your mom's good news. ANYA: Go monkey. Choose monkey. -------------------------------------------------------- DAWN: It's okay. You guys don't have to make a big deal for me. I'm only sleeping over here so Buffy and Riley can boink. XANDER: No, that's not, that's not it at all, they just need time to, uh... be tender. Relax. ANYA: He's not very convincing, is he? DAWN: 'Alone time' always translates into 'get Dawn out of the house so we can have loud obnoxious sex.' ANYA [to Xander]: Oh! Does that mean we can't? -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: Anya, you can back off a little. You get paid. Willow's doing this on her own time. ANYA: I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. XANDER: Anya, play nice. ANYA: You know, fine, take her side instead of mine, even though I'm the one who sleeps with you and feeds you, bathes you... WILLOW: She bathes you? XANDER: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y geriatric sort of... GILES: Please! Stop! I beg of you. -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: If you touched her... you know I'd kill you for real. SPIKE: I had this chip outta my head, I'da killed you long ago.... Ain't love grand? -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: She in there? XANDER: She's training. RILEY: Would you guys mind clearing out? I need a minute alone with her. ANYA: A little after-hours hanky-panky in the training room, huh? Boy, Xander and I could tell you some stories... XANDER: Not now. Let's go, Anya. ANYA: There's a funny thing with the vaulting horse that you can tr... XANDER: Anya! ANYA: What? He started it. -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: They [The Watchers] put me through that test, and it almost killed me. And then, when I was Faith, they almost killed me again. Honestly, I really can't handle almost being killed right now. ANYA: I don't like the sound of this. They don't sound very ex-demon-compatible. TARA: Are you sure they're English? I... I thought English people were, um, gentler, then, uh... normal... WILLOW: Maybe it won't be so bad this time. I mean, Buffy, they did think you were Faith last time. Now that they know you're just you, maybe they won't care enough to kill you. -------------------------------------------------------- WATCHER: There are some very potent elements here... focusing crystals, runic artifacts, an amulet of Cauldis... Also this statue... Its removal from Burma is a criminal offense... and when triggered, it has the power to melt human eyeballs. GILES: In that case, I severely under-priced it. -------------------------------------------------------- ANYA [hiding her ex-demonhood from a Watcher]: Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July, and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, Mister, 'cause there were. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now. -------------------------------------------------------- TARA [about the Watchers]: Why doesn't Mr. Giles put them all out of here? XANDER: Because if they deport him, they're not just destroying his career, they're... condemning the man to a lifetime diet of blood sausage, bangers, and mash. -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: ...How was school today? DAWN: Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair. BUFFY: Just how I remember it. -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: Maybe it's time to start a new tradition - Birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun. WILLOW: Preaching to the choir here, baby. -------------------------------------------------------- And no one has answered this one yet, from a previous post: -------------------------------------------------------- WILLOW: Oz is a werewolf. BUFFY: It's a long story. OZ: I got bit. BUFFY: Apparently not that long. [Anyone remember another episode where this setup line about a long story & the same punchline was used? - OB-Wan]

8th March 2002, 05:11 PM	#352 (permalink)
Vampyre The Big Bad. Join Date: May 2001 Location: ENGLAND! Posts: 2,369	Do you mean the Angel episode 'I Will Remember You' Obcooke? Angel: "I tried to do what I thought was right. It's complicated how this all happened, Buffy, you know? It's kind of a long story." Buffy: "You're new sidekick had a vision, I was in it, you came to Sunnydale?" Angel: "Okay, maybe not that long."

8th March 2002, 11:55 PM	#354 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	[Vampyre: Do you mean the Angel episode 'I Will Remember You' Obcooke?] VERY, VERY GOOD Vamp. That was going to be my extra credit question actually. There is another Buffy episode where a similar exchange occurs. I think this could be considered an official "Running Gag", even though it's only been used three times in six years.

14th March 2002, 10:21 PM	#356 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Great Xander QUote! Happy Happy Joy Joy... I should. I use it all the time... It's from Ren and Stimpy.

15th March 2002, 04:08 PM	#358 (permalink)
Vampyre The Big Bad. Join Date: May 2001 Location: ENGLAND! Posts: 2,369	I've been racking my brains for that running gag quote Obcooke and it finally came to me last night...it's from the episode 'Homecoming': Xander: Oh, God, What'd you do to each other? Buffy: Long story. Cordy: Got hunted. Buffy: Apparently not that long.