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Asmiley · 25th February 2002, 08:01 PM

really? It's a great movie with some great music.

I have the Soundtrack for Disney's Aladin somewhere. used to know every word of it by heart. course I was ten when I got it...

Oh but we really should be using Buffy Quotes not BatB quotes...

tokyogirl · 25th February 2002, 08:09 PM

oooops! sorry, let me redeem my self with this:

giles: Uh, I'm, uh, it's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. I'm alone with that one, huh?

Asmiley · 25th February 2002, 08:13 PM

hee-hee great qoute.

well really I'd like to continue the BatB discussion wit you... so new thread?

tokyogirl · 25th February 2002, 11:34 PM

sounds good to me!

Asmiley · 26th February 2002, 12:04 AM

So go here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...threadid=11022

Highlander II · 27th February 2002, 05:00 PM

okay- Buffy quotes, eh?

ummmm ---

my sig -- "Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much." -- Spike, "Triangle" --

Asmiley · 27th February 2002, 08:20 PM

Who was he talking too there?

obcooke · 28th February 2002, 02:04 AM

Oh, I know this one.

Spike was talking to Xander.

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I have a little bit longer version of that quote that I like:

OLAF THE TROLL: Barmaid! Bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.

XANDER: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or maybe you could fight him.

SPIKE: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

OLAF: You there! Do you know where there are babies?

SPIKE (to Xander): What do you think... the hospital?

XANDER: What?!... Shut up!

Highlander II · 28th February 2002, 02:13 AM

yeah - that's one of my favorite scenes --

and i just really like that line from Spike ---

i CAN recite a Spike scene from memory -- it's in the "season 5 quotes" thread in the season 5 section ---

obcooke · 28th February 2002, 03:05 AM

I don't know many quotes from memory. I have a good ear for dialogue, but I usually need some key word or phrase to remind me of the entire conversation.

Speaking of #089 Triangle, here's my selection of quotes:

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XANDER: I just mean, sometimes I sort of forget that he's gone. It's like, "where's Riley? Oh wait, the Central Republic of Where-in-the-hell."

ANYA: Xander...? If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and... and... and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of... of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay?

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GILES: ...Uh, the resources that the Watchers Council has at their disposal, I mean the Central Library alone is just...

BUFFY: Don't talk about the books again! You get all... and sometimes there's drool.

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TARA: I'm envious, Mr. Giles. A trip to England sounds so exciting and exotic. [slowly realizing] Un...less... you're English.

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GILES: Um, Anya, while... while I completely trust you uh... Uh, to take care of the inventory and the money, um... dealing with people requires a certain, uh... finesse.

ANYA: I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and, and bribe him with money and goods.

XANDER: See there? She'll be great.

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XANDER: So, how goes the Slaying?

BUFFY: I killed something in a Convent last night.

XANDER: In any other room, a frightening declaration: here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff.

BUFFY: Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Ooh! But I met a nun, and she let me try on her wimple.

XANDER: Okay, now we're back to frightening.

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SPIKE [practicing with a mannequin]: Um ... there's something I got to tell you. About showing you Riley in that place. I didn't mean to... Anyway, I know you're feeling all betrayed... by HIM, not me. I was trying to help, you know. Not like I made him be there, after all. Actually trying to help you... best intentions. I mean, you know, pretty state you'd be in, thinking things are all right while he's toddling halfway round the bend. Oh, I'll insult him if I want to! I'm the one who's on your side! Me! Doing you a favor! And you, being dead petty about it... Me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and... You ungrateful bitch! Bitch!

SPIKE: uh, Buffy ... there's something I wanted to tell you.

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ANYA: ...Giles has only been gone two days and you're already causing trouble. You shouldn't do things while he's gone.

WILLOW: You're the fish!

ANYA: What?

WILLOW: The, the fish in the bowl, in "The Cat in the Hat". He was always saying that the cat shouldn't be there while the mother was out.

ANYA: What are you talking about?

TARA: It's a book. This cat does all this mischief.

WILLOW: It's so cute. He balances a bunch of stuff, including that fish in the bowl! A... And... But don't try it for real when you're six, because then you're not allowed to have fish for five years.

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WILLOW: Do you wanna screw this up!?

ANYA: No. No. I'm sure you can do that all on your own.

WILLOW: Hey Anya, whatever really has you mad, why don't you just say it, like you do every other thought that stomps through your brain?

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TARA: I think this one's gonna be kind of fun. Greek Art's gonna touch on so many things -- mythology, history, philosophy...

BUFFY: The professor spit too much when he talked. It was like being at Sea World. "The first five rows will get wet."

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ANYA: Well, I don't know how to put the [convertible] top up, I only just figured out what the left pedal does. It makes us stop!

WILLOW: You don't know how to drive? Why didn't you say you don't know how to drive?

ANYA: Well, I couldn't know if I could, until I tried, could I?

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WILLOW: I wish Buffy was here.

BUFFY: I'm here.

WILLOW: I wish I had a million dollars.......... Just checking.

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OLAF: I did not cheat! Not in my heart. It was only one wench! I, I had had a great deal of mead! Next thing I know, I'm a troll! Oh... oh!... you did this, Anyanka. You will die for this.

XANDER: But... But, you seem to enjoy the... the being a troll.

OLAF: I adjusted...

tokyogirl · 28th February 2002, 03:31 AM

since we're all on a spike kick, here's some great spike quotes:

spike:I've got an unlife, you know

spike:Listen to me you stupid bints

spike:I hate being obvious. All fang-y and grrr. Takes the mystery out.

spike:Got to hand it to you , Goldilocks, you do have bleedin' tragic taste in men
(you said it, not us.....)

spike:You know, you take killing for granted, and then it's gone and you're like I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses. you know?

spike:One. Good. Day.

spike:Beneath me, I'll show her, put her six feet beneath me..Hasn't got a death wish? Bitch won't need one

spike:It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

spike: She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?

Spike: Harm, what are you doing?
Harmony: I'm writing Spike loves Harmony on your back.
Spike: Why?
Harmony:I don't know, it's fun. I'm bored. You can write on me.
Spike:I've got to get back to work.
Harmony:You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike: I love syphilis more than you.

Spike: Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding.
Buffy:How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park.
Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.
Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only.
Spike:Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again... you're registering as Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust.

Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?"
Buffy: "No."
Spike: "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth."
Buffy: "You're a pig, Spike."
Spike: "Yeah... well I'm not the one who wanted, 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for the first dance."
Buffy: "That was the spell.

Riley: "That's hostile 17."
Spike: "No, I'm just a friend of Xaannderrzzz. Pfftt. Bugger it. I'm your guy.

and one of my favorite spike/riley moments of all:
Buffy: Better keep out of my way, Spike. I'm not gonna take this much longer.
Spike: And I should do what in my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets?
Buffy: Would it keep you out of my way?
Riley: She's right. You shouldn't be out here when she's patrolling.
Spike: Oh! I saw that. Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. Make him stay there. I've got knitting needles he can borrow.
Buffy: Spike... I just saw you taste your own nose blood, you know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home.
Spike: It's blood! It's what I do!

Highlander II · 28th February 2002, 03:49 AM

LOL!!

Spike and the mannequin -- that is the FUNNIEST scene --

then the scene w/ him and Dawn and she tells him that he's pathetic w/ the bent box of chocolates --

Dawn: I'm badder than you.
Spike: Are not.

from that same ep:

Spike: I wasn't lurking. I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe.

(i don't remember Dawn's line and compy's too slow to look it up)

Asmiley · 1st March 2002, 02:48 AM

Loved the nun bit. I think I missed that ep.

And Of course What can I say but sometimes spike get's the lines. and well you know.

tokyogirl · 1st March 2002, 08:01 PM

guess what.....i think i may have gotten my mom hooked on buffy now. i got the first season DVD for my birthday and we all sat down and watched the first ep right away. i think she's definitely starting to get addicted. when the first hour ended and said 2 B continued she insisted that me and her sit up and watch the second half even though it was already 11:30 and she had to work in the morning.

Asmiley · 1st March 2002, 08:04 PM

:lol: Well Good for you! ANother Diehard Buffy Fan! Always need one of those.

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25th February 2002, 08:01 PM	#331 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	really? It's a great movie with some great music. I have the Soundtrack for Disney's Aladin somewhere. used to know every word of it by heart. course I was ten when I got it... Oh but we really should be using Buffy Quotes not BatB quotes...

25th February 2002, 08:09 PM	#332 (permalink)
tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	oooops! sorry, let me redeem my self with this: giles: Uh, I'm, uh, it's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before. xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. I'm alone with that one, huh?

25th February 2002, 08:13 PM	#333 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	hee-hee great qoute. well really I'd like to continue the BatB discussion wit you... so new thread?

25th February 2002, 11:34 PM	#334 (permalink)
tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	sounds good to me!

26th February 2002, 12:04 AM	#335 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	So go here: http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthr...threadid=11022

27th February 2002, 05:00 PM	#336 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	okay- Buffy quotes, eh? ummmm --- my sig -- "Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much." -- Spike, "Triangle" --

27th February 2002, 08:20 PM	#337 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Who was he talking too there?

28th February 2002, 02:04 AM	#338 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	Oh, I know this one. Spike was talking to Xander. -------------------------- I have a little bit longer version of that quote that I like: OLAF THE TROLL: Barmaid! Bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat. XANDER: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or maybe you could fight him. SPIKE: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much. OLAF: You there! Do you know where there are babies? SPIKE (to Xander): What do you think... the hospital? XANDER: What?!... Shut up!

28th February 2002, 02:13 AM	#339 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	yeah - that's one of my favorite scenes -- and i just really like that line from Spike --- i CAN recite a Spike scene from memory -- it's in the "season 5 quotes" thread in the season 5 section ---

28th February 2002, 03:05 AM	#340 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	I don't know many quotes from memory. I have a good ear for dialogue, but I usually need some key word or phrase to remind me of the entire conversation. Speaking of #089 Triangle, here's my selection of quotes: -------------------- XANDER: I just mean, sometimes I sort of forget that he's gone. It's like, "where's Riley? Oh wait, the Central Republic of Where-in-the-hell." ANYA: Xander...? If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and... and... and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of... of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second "No! The red one!" and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave... Like that, okay? -------------------------------------------------------- GILES: ...Uh, the resources that the Watchers Council has at their disposal, I mean the Central Library alone is just... BUFFY: Don't talk about the books again! You get all... and sometimes there's drool. -------------------------------------------------------- TARA: I'm envious, Mr. Giles. A trip to England sounds so exciting and exotic. [slowly realizing] Un...less... you're English. -------------------------------------------------------- GILES: Um, Anya, while... while I completely trust you uh... Uh, to take care of the inventory and the money, um... dealing with people requires a certain, uh... finesse. ANYA: I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and, and bribe him with money and goods. XANDER: See there? She'll be great. -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: So, how goes the Slaying? BUFFY: I killed something in a Convent last night. XANDER: In any other room, a frightening declaration: here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff. BUFFY: Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Ooh! But I met a nun, and she let me try on her wimple. XANDER: Okay, now we're back to frightening. -------------------------------------------------------- SPIKE [practicing with a mannequin]: Um ... there's something I got to tell you. About showing you Riley in that place. I didn't mean to... Anyway, I know you're feeling all betrayed... by HIM, not me. I was trying to help, you know. Not like I made him be there, after all. Actually trying to help you... best intentions. I mean, you know, pretty state you'd be in, thinking things are all right while he's toddling halfway round the bend. Oh, I'll insult him if I want to! I'm the one who's on your side! Me! Doing you a favor! And you, being dead petty about it... Me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and... You ungrateful bitch! Bitch! SPIKE: uh, Buffy ... there's something I wanted to tell you. -------------------------------------------------------- ANYA: ...Giles has only been gone two days and you're already causing trouble. You shouldn't do things while he's gone. WILLOW: You're the fish! ANYA: What? WILLOW: The, the fish in the bowl, in "The Cat in the Hat". He was always saying that the cat shouldn't be there while the mother was out. ANYA: What are you talking about? TARA: It's a book. This cat does all this mischief. WILLOW: It's so cute. He balances a bunch of stuff, including that fish in the bowl! A... And... But don't try it for real when you're six, because then you're not allowed to have fish for five years. -------------------------------------------------------- WILLOW: Do you wanna screw this up!? ANYA: No. No. I'm sure you can do that all on your own. WILLOW: Hey Anya, whatever really has you mad, why don't you just say it, like you do every other thought that stomps through your brain? -------------------------------------------------------- TARA: I think this one's gonna be kind of fun. Greek Art's gonna touch on so many things -- mythology, history, philosophy... BUFFY: The professor spit too much when he talked. It was like being at Sea World. "The first five rows will get wet." -------------------------------------------------------- ANYA: Well, I don't know how to put the [convertible] top up, I only just figured out what the left pedal does. It makes us stop! WILLOW: You don't know how to drive? Why didn't you say you don't know how to drive? ANYA: Well, I couldn't know if I could, until I tried, could I? -------------------------------------------------------- WILLOW: I wish Buffy was here. BUFFY: I'm here. WILLOW: I wish I had a million dollars.......... Just checking. -------------------------------------------------------- OLAF: I did not cheat! Not in my heart. It was only one wench! I, I had had a great deal of mead! Next thing I know, I'm a troll! Oh... oh!... you did this, Anyanka. You will die for this. XANDER: But... But, you seem to enjoy the... the being a troll. OLAF: I adjusted...

28th February 2002, 03:31 AM	#341 (permalink)
tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	since we're all on a spike kick, here's some great spike quotes: spike:I've got an unlife, you know spike:Listen to me you stupid bints spike:I hate being obvious. All fang-y and grrr. Takes the mystery out. spike:Got to hand it to you , Goldilocks, you do have bleedin' tragic taste in men (you said it, not us.....) spike:You know, you take killing for granted, and then it's gone and you're like I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses. you know? spike:One. Good. Day. spike:Beneath me, I'll show her, put her six feet beneath me..Hasn't got a death wish? Bitch won't need one spike:It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big. spike: She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? Spike: Harm, what are you doing? Harmony: I'm writing Spike loves Harmony on your back. Spike: Why? Harmony:I don't know, it's fun. I'm bored. You can write on me. Spike:I've got to get back to work. Harmony:You love that tunnel more than me. Spike: I love syphilis more than you. Spike: Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding. Buffy:How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park. Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust. Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only. Spike:Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again... you're registering as Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust. Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?" Buffy: "No." Spike: "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth." Buffy: "You're a pig, Spike." Spike: "Yeah... well I'm not the one who wanted, 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for the first dance." Buffy: "That was the spell. Riley: "That's hostile 17." Spike: "No, I'm just a friend of Xaannderrzzz. Pfftt. Bugger it. I'm your guy. and one of my favorite spike/riley moments of all: Buffy: Better keep out of my way, Spike. I'm not gonna take this much longer. Spike: And I should do what in my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets? Buffy: Would it keep you out of my way? Riley: She's right. You shouldn't be out here when she's patrolling. Spike: Oh! I saw that. Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. Make him stay there. I've got knitting needles he can borrow. Buffy: Spike... I just saw you taste your own nose blood, you know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home. Spike: It's blood! It's what I do!

28th February 2002, 03:49 AM	#342 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	LOL!! Spike and the mannequin -- that is the FUNNIEST scene -- then the scene w/ him and Dawn and she tells him that he's pathetic w/ the bent box of chocolates -- Dawn: I'm badder than you. Spike: Are not. from that same ep: Spike: I wasn't lurking. I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe. (i don't remember Dawn's line and compy's too slow to look it up)

1st March 2002, 02:48 AM	#343 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	Loved the nun bit. I think I missed that ep. And Of course What can I say but sometimes spike get's the lines. and well you know.

1st March 2002, 08:01 PM	#344 (permalink)
tokyogirl krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!! Posts: 2,098	guess what.....i think i may have gotten my mom hooked on buffy now. i got the first season DVD for my birthday and we all sat down and watched the first ep right away. i think she's definitely starting to get addicted. when the first hour ended and said 2 B continued she insisted that me and her sit up and watch the second half even though it was already 11:30 and she had to work in the morning.

1st March 2002, 08:04 PM	#345 (permalink)
Asmiley lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 9,373	:lol: Well Good for you! ANother Diehard Buffy Fan! Always need one of those.