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| Buffy What started out as a campy movie, became one of the hottest shows on TV, with seven action packed seasons. Discuss the complete Buffy: the Vampire Slayer saga here. |
7th November 2001, 04:55 AM
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| OB-Wan  Join Date: Jul 2001
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| Okay, let me be the first, of many I'm sure, to break the silence. Here are the lyrics to the song sung by Marti Noxon, the Executive Producer, who plays the lady getting a ticket. Giles, Xander and Anya walk behind her on the street and she momentarily takes center stage. (Very faint, growing louder and then fading to very faint again.) [off-stage] I've been having a bad, bad day. Come on, won't you put that pad away? [center-stage] I'm asking you, please, NO! It isn't right, it isn't fair. There was no parking anywhere. I think that hydrant wasn't there. Why can't you let it GO! [off-stage] I think I did more than my share. I'm just a mortal. Don't you care? I'm not wearing underwear. |
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7th November 2001, 06:15 PM
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| lost in Time  | Quote:
Last night was soo I can't believe Buffy kissed Spike. and they weren't under a wired spell eighther. Spike's mine is going to be soo happy.  Quote form me after seeing last night's show:Noooooooooooooooooo! | |
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11th November 2001, 03:00 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: England
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| Re: 5 by 5 Quote:
Willow's word is "cranky". No one is ever furious or even upset in the Willow-world, just cranky. Spike's phrase is "Well, yeah." All the Scoobies & Co. says "grown up" when most people their age say "adult". Anyone else noticed any catch phrases? Oh, and thanks to everyone for all the quotes, especially Maria. What a lot of work it's saved me! | |
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15th November 2001, 06:56 AM
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| OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001
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| Just because I'm in the mood... Here's a handful I grabbed from the 40+ pages of quotes I've got. -------------------------------------------- ******SEASON FIVE****** HARMONY: So, Slayer... At last we meet. BUFFY: We've met, Harmony, you half-wit. HARMONY: I'm the half-wit? Uh, excuse me, but you're the one who's fallen into my... uh, trap. BUFFY: Harmony, when you tried being head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad... You suck. -------------------------------------------------------- WILLOW: I don't know. You've been studying really a lot. BUFFY: I try, but they're already piling on the reading and, of course, Giles is filling in the little corners of free time with extra training. I'm starting to think this working hard is hard work. WILLOW: Isn't it crazy like that? BUFFY: I thought it was gonna be more like in the movies. You know, inspirational music and a montage: me sharpening pencils, reading, writing, falling asleep on a big pile of books with my glasses all crooked because in the montage I have glasses. Real life is so slow and it hurts my occipital lobe. -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: Maybe it's time to start looking for a new place... Something a little nicer. Buffy, you've been to Hell. They had one-bedrooms, right? -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: Okay, the guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from A to Z. From ax to... zee other ax. -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER ...so then Buffy's all - look out! - and then friggin' Dracula's standing right behind us and can I just say he's in serious need of a monster make-over? [OB-Wan: AMEN, Xander.] -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: You're not just saying that because of those dark, penetrating eyes of his, are you? BUFFFY: No, his eyes were just - there was no penetration. Cross my heart. -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: Cut the crap, Spike. I'm looking for some information. SPIKE: Then I demand my heckling time. Got to be a give and take, right? -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: It does seem like [Dracula]'s got some kind of control over me, even though a big part of me is resisting... RILEY: What do you mean, a part? Only part of you is resisting? Which part's not? -------------------------------------------------------- ANYA: What do we do if it doesn't work? XANDER #1: Kill us both, Spock! XANDER #2: Kill us both, Spock! BUFFY: They're kind of... the same now. GILES: Yes. He's clearly a bad influence on himself. -------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: Getting nostalgic? XANDER: I don't know. At first it's just a place, and then you start to make memories and then it's like... that's where Spike slept, and there... that's where Anya and I drowned the Separvo demon and right here, here's where my heart got all ripped out... I really hate this place. -------------------------------------------------------- ANYA: Oooh, a present! XANDER: Not unless you want my collection of Babylon 5 commemorative plates... Which you cannot have. I just thought you could help carry a little. ANYA: Me? Buffy has super strength, let's just load her up like one of those little horses. -------------------------------------------------------- XANDER: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called? They want me to tell you "please go" just got replaced with "have a nice day." ANYA: I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have? XANDER: No one. It's a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it. -------------------------------------------------------- DRACULA: You think you know. What you are, what's to come... you haven't even begun. -------------------------------------------------------- BUFFY: What are you doing here?... Five words or less. SPIKE: Out. For. A. Walk...... Bitch. |
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21st November 2001, 04:57 AM
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| OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001
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| #6.09 Smashed Amy: Hey, Buffy. Buffy: Hi..... How have you been? Amy: Rat. You? Buffy: Dead. Amy: Oh. ------------------------------ Amy: It's crazy all the things that have happened since I went away. Buffy: No kidding. Amy: Snyder got eaten by a snake, High School got destroyed.... Buffy: Oh, Gatorade has a new flavor... blue. Amy: See... head spinning. People getting frozen, Willow's dating girls and did you hear about Tom and Nicole? --------------------------- Buffy: When I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right? Spike: You know, I always wondered about you two. ------------------------------ Buffy (to Spike): You're a thing... an evil, disgusting thing. ----------------------------- Spike (to Warren): Help me out here, Spock, I don't speak loser. ---------------------------- Xander (doing research): Aha! I got it. Here's our villian right here.... What? Anya: That's a D&D (Dungeons & Dragons) manual, sweetie. -------------------------- Menacing Phone Call: Slayer. Buffy: Spike? MCP: Meet me in the cemetary... twenty minutes... come alone. Buffy: Spike? Spike: ...Bloody hell, yes, it's me. .......Same Phone Call......... Spike: Thought you might be up for a little grunt work. Buffy: What? No! No..no grunting. Spike: I was talking shop, love, but if you've got other ideas... You, me, cozy little tomb with a view... Buffy hangs up. Xander: So, what did Captain Peroxide want? ----------------------------- Xander: Well, I don't know, Buff, seems like we've been through every book. Anya: Yeah, even the ones that weren't so boring you wanted to kill yourself. Xander: We have those?! ----------------------------- Anya: Optimism, I remember optimism. Xander: That's because you're like a thousand. ----------------------------- Spike (following Buffy): You shouldn't be so flip, love. Buffy: What are you going to do? Walk behind me to death? ----------------------------- Buffy: It's a trick. You did something to the chip. It's a trick. Spike: It's no trick. It's not me. It's you. Just you, in fact, that's the funny part. (**punches Buffy**) You're the one that's changed. (**punches Buffy**) That's why this doesn't hurt me. Came back a little less human than you were. ----------------------------- Buffy: Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot. Poor Spikey, can't be a human?... can't be a vampire! Where the hell do you fit in? <fighting> Buffy: Your job is to kill the Slayer, but all you can do is follow me around, making moon-eyes. Spike: I'm in love with you. Buffy: You're in love with pain. Admit it, you like me because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up? Spike: Hello!...Vampire!... <more fighting> Spike: ...Supposed to be treading on the dark side... <more fighting> Spike: ...What's your excuse? |
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28th November 2001, 09:27 PM
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| lost in Time | Buffy: I always wanted a pony. Buffy: Wow. A mugging. Haven't gotten one of those ina while. Usually it's Blood and with the Horror; Just a good old fashioned mugging. Kinda Sweet really.(see's look on victims faces) Oh well probably not for you. Buffy: Rush me it'll be funny. Spike: Remind me not to help you. Buffy:More Often? Buffy: You'll just have to get your rocks off fighting demons. Spike: There are other ways. Buffy: And to that extreme see you later. Buffy: Can we just finish this another time? Spike: Oh so you wanna jump right to the kissing then eh? Buffy: I am not kissing you Spike. Once was... Spike: Twice. Buffy: but not again. Spike: It's only a matter of time before you realize I'm the only one here for you. (read between the lines. erase the here. what a deperate cry for help. he's got issues.) Willow: Uh, Amy, three things we have to talk about. 1 Larry's Gay 2 Larry's Dead and 3 High School's kinda over. Amy: How long was i in the cage?... how long? Buffy: Amy? Amy: The whole shcool? (willow nods) Amy: By a Giant snake thing? Okay still adjusting. Hi Buffy. {insert Buffy Amy rat dead talk here} Buffy: I mean the whole Amy-rat-Amy thing. No way I'm topping that. {insert gatorade joke here} Buffy: you really seem awfully fixated on a couple of kisses Spike. Spike: and you seem quick to forget about them. {insert Giles when kissing gag here} Buffy: You're a thing. An evil Disgusting thing! (why can't a guy take a hint?) {I know you said it but this was such a good quote I just had too.} Spike: I know what I am. I'm Dangerous. I'm Evil. Girl: I'm sure your not evil. Spike Yes... I am. I am a killer. That's what I do. I kill. And yeah maybe it's been a long time but.. it's not like you forget how. You just do it, and now I can, alright? So here goes. This might hurt a little... Tara: Promise me you will eat something green tonight. Leafy Green, not gummi Green? More l8r...  |
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3rd December 2001, 11:25 PM
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| lol... some crackers there, these tw ostick out for me... Quote:
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5th December 2001, 01:11 AM
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| The Big Bad.  Join Date: May 2001 Location: ENGLAND!
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