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12th September 2001, 08:07 PM
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| krycek's love slave  Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!!
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| buffy:you and bug people xander, what's up with that? buffy:Well in that case I won't wear my button thats says "I'm a slayer, ask me how?" Cordelia: Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker! Buffy: Dead. Cordelia: Totally dead. Way dead. Xander: It's not just a little dead, then? Joyce: Are you, uh, going out tonight? Buffy: Yeah, I'm going to a club. Joyce: Oh. Will there be boys there? Buffy: No, Mom. It's a nun club. Wesley: I didn't get this job because of my looks. Buffy: I really, really believe that. Faith critically looks Wesley up and down. Faith: New Watcher? Buffy and Giles: New Watcher. Faith: Screw that. Buffy:Now, why didn't *I* just say that? Cordelia: You're starting to look a little slagged. What, are you just skipping foundation entirely now? Buffy: Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none of which really mesh. It's kind of like oil and water and a... third unmeshable thing. Cordelia: Yeah, and I can see the oil. Buffy  o we really need weapons for this?Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly. Xander: So, when you gave him my neck to chew on, why didn't you clock him before he had a chance to clock you? Angel: I told you. I couldn't make the first move. I had to see if he was buying it or not. Xander: A-and if he bit me, what then? Angel: We would've known he bought it. Cordelia (praying): And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they *really* deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible... Willow- "I'll give Xander a call, what's his number, oh yeah 1800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-Ho" Buffy-"Meow" Willow-"Really? I've never gotten a meow before" Buffy-"Well deserved" Willow-"Darn Tooten" Giles-"You're not real" Xander-"Sure I'm real" Giles-"It's a trick, they get inside my head and make me see things that I want" Xander-"Why would they make you see me?" Giles-"You're right, let's go" |
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13th September 2001, 06:59 PM
| #186 (permalink) |
| krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!!
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| I HAVE MORE!!!! willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life. buffy: Good for you. Willow: Well, I didn't choose yet. buffy: I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids. angel: I'll never be a kid. buffy: All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend. buffy: It's weird, though. In his way, I feel like he's still watching me. willow: Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way of that he's right over there. xander: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies? buffy: Shut. Up. willow: The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it xander: That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff. willow: Oh great. I'm a guy. buffy (to xander): You're not like other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of the girls! giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons! (RIGHT ON GILES!!!!!!) |
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14th September 2001, 01:41 PM
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| lost in Time  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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14th September 2001, 04:21 PM
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| krycek's love slave Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: TEXAS!!!
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| you asked for it. xander: Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed buffy: You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend! spike: Did my pet have a vision? dru: Do you know what I miss? Leeches. Cordelia (who else?): Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing." miss calendar: You're here again? You kids really dig the library, don't you? buffy: We're literary. xander: To read makes our speaking English good. buffy: The dead guy's all puddly now. i'll have more later. ########################################## please visit my site dedicated to the victims of the 9/11 attack and their families. Thanks. http://www.geocities.com/americanwhispers |
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21st September 2001, 12:31 PM
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