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Old 30th December 2011, 12:38 AM   #256 (permalink)
JunkMonkey
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Re: What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?

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Originally Posted by DrMclony View Post
The Piano.

No question, no contest. How bad was it? I own the DVD of Deathrace 2000 (1970's, carradine and stalone, get points for running people over) so you can see the level of my bad movie tolerance. If a DVD of The Piano enter my home, it would be automatically vaporised before it infected any of my collection.
Why?

Seriously. I ask because I'm afraid to watch The Piano again. I remember it with great fondness from when it first came out. I saw it in the cinema and thought it was great. Somehow over the years I never got round to watching any of Jane Campion's other films until In The Cut a couple of months ago - which I thought was the most godawful piece of pretentious crap I'd seen in years (I've probably railed against it somewhere on this thread but I'm too lazy to look.) I daren't watch The Piano again in case it is the most pretentious wank and it destroys the memory of my enjoyment of it.
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