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imported_scifimoth · 28th April 2001, 04:38 PM

Ok lets see how inventive we all are....
What is the most creative, unusual and colorful insult you can come up with?
Lets start with some easy ones....

"I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!"

"I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter..."

"I am trying to imagine you with personality."

Slater · 28th April 2001, 07:02 PM

How about "You obviously have delusions of adequacy"?

imported_scifimoth · 28th April 2001, 07:05 PM

Very nice...I like it LOL
keep em coming....

"Your mother must have thought the doctor handed her the afterbirth when she first saw you."

Slater · 28th April 2001, 07:27 PM

Heard this one on Comedy Central:

Your mother's lips are so big that Chapstick had to make a spray.

imported_scifimoth · 28th April 2001, 07:39 PM

LOL....there are a number of those your mama insult lines but I am not sure that most of them are alowable on a public forum

That one is cute though...

"You are the one celled organism that lives on the slime produced by pondscum...."

kelsi · 28th April 2001, 07:45 PM

I was talkin to one of my mates on Firday, and here's two funny extracts of the convo - I was complimented on my comebacks (yeah, I know, strange convo, and I'm very sad)

I was babbling at the speed of light to someone sitting nxt to me, bout something, and my friend (not the one I was talkin to!) goes: Oh, stop talking to yourself.
I responded: Oh, stop talking.

Same person, insulting another of my friends (he is actually a decent guys sometimes, believe it or not!): Everyone knows women can't fold maps.
I repsonded: Everyone knows guys are pratts.

No offence to any guys!

And it rhymes!

mr.pointy · 28th April 2001, 09:20 PM

u no the saying speak 2 the hand cos the ears ain't listening well wot about this 1

speak 2 the elbow cos it ain't worth the exstention

fink thats right...i no it ain't great but it's ok considering it's off the top of my head

Gemsong · 28th April 2001, 11:22 PM

Since light travels fast than sound, you appear bright.
Until you speak.

mr.pointy · 28th April 2001, 11:46 PM

good 1...lol:smile:

little star · 29th April 2001, 04:04 AM

I'm taking notes!

Coworkers, look out!

little star :star:

imported_scifimoth · 29th April 2001, 11:40 AM

hehehe...that was a great one Gemsong...

"You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers..."

Gemsong · 29th April 2001, 12:44 PM

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.

I am 51% Sweetheart and 49% B*tch
Don't push me.

imported_scifimoth · 29th April 2001, 12:56 PM

We are women hear us ROAR LOL

Gemsong · 29th April 2001, 01:06 PM

"Do you want to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on?"

mr.pointy · 29th April 2001, 01:55 PM

wot do u do if the wife is washing up and the kitchen bulb goes???

let her wash up in the dark

just thought i would add 2 the sexist jokes

29th April 2001, 04:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
little star expert member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: USA Posts: 470	keep 'em coming... I'm taking notes! Coworkers, look out! little star :star:

29th April 2001, 12:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,346	PMS Warning I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun. I am 51% Sweetheart and 49% B*tch Don't push me.

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imported_scifimoth You....off my planet!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In my own little world, but it's okay they know me here!!! Posts: 198	Tehehe.... We are women hear us ROAR LOL

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28th April 2001, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
imported_scifimoth You....off my planet!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In my own little world, but it's okay they know me here!!! Posts: 198	Ok lets see how inventive we all are.... What is the most creative, unusual and colorful insult you can come up with? Lets start with some easy ones.... "I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!" "I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter..." "I am trying to imagine you with personality."

28th April 2001, 07:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slater Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 56	How about "You obviously have delusions of adequacy"?

28th April 2001, 07:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
imported_scifimoth You....off my planet!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In my own little world, but it's okay they know me here!!! Posts: 198	Very nice...I like it LOL keep em coming.... "Your mother must have thought the doctor handed her the afterbirth when she first saw you."

28th April 2001, 07:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Slater Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 56	Heard this one on Comedy Central: Your mother's lips are so big that Chapstick had to make a spray.

28th April 2001, 07:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
imported_scifimoth You....off my planet!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In my own little world, but it's okay they know me here!!! Posts: 198	LOL....there are a number of those your mama insult lines but I am not sure that most of them are alowable on a public forum That one is cute though... "You are the one celled organism that lives on the slime produced by pondscum...."

28th April 2001, 07:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
kelsi Expert Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sitting in front of my computer, at home, on Chulak. Posts: 1,386	I was talkin to one of my mates on Firday, and here's two funny extracts of the convo - I was complimented on my comebacks (yeah, I know, strange convo, and I'm very sad) I was babbling at the speed of light to someone sitting nxt to me, bout something, and my friend (not the one I was talkin to!) goes: Oh, stop talking to yourself. I responded: Oh, stop talking. Same person, insulting another of my friends (he is actually a decent guys sometimes, believe it or not!): Everyone knows women can't fold maps. I repsonded: Everyone knows guys are pratts. No offence to any guys! And it rhymes!

28th April 2001, 09:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,322	u no the saying speak 2 the hand cos the ears ain't listening well wot about this 1 speak 2 the elbow cos it ain't worth the exstention fink thats right...i no it ain't great but it's ok considering it's off the top of my head

28th April 2001, 11:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,346	Since light travels fast than sound, you appear bright. Until you speak.

28th April 2001, 11:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,322	good 1...lol:smile:

29th April 2001, 11:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
imported_scifimoth You....off my planet!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In my own little world, but it's okay they know me here!!! Posts: 198	hehehe...that was a great one Gemsong... "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers..."

29th April 2001, 01:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Gemsong The Spawn Queen Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Nia'Ladam Posts: 2,346	"Do you want to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on?"

29th April 2001, 01:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
mr.pointy Pray 2 da god Joss Whedon Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 1630 Revello Drive, Sunnydale, Calafornia Posts: 1,322	wot do u do if the wife is washing up and the kitchen bulb goes??? let her wash up in the dark just thought i would add 2 the sexist jokes